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T4T, thank you for the welcome back.

The coffee is the real thing . . . undiluted, and strong. Enjoy.

It will take me a bit to catch up with the postings . . . but it is apparent that I missed a lot . . . now where did I hide those soft wrist cuffs? :D

I just happened to find them Investor. Dare ya to come get them :D:rolleyes::devil:
 
NRSE, after reading over the postings I missed while on vacation, this old one is for you:

A young monk arrives at the monastery. He is assigned to helping the other monks in copying the old canons and laws of the church by hand. He notices, however, that all of the monks are copying from copies, not from the original manuscript.

So, the new monk goes to the head abbot to question this, pointing out that if someone made even a small error in the first copy, it would never be picked up. In fact, that error would be continued in all of the subsequent copies.

The head monk says, "We have been copying from the copies for centuries, but you make a good point, my son." So, he goes down into the dark caves underneath the monastery where the original manuscripts are held as archives in a locked vault that hasn't been opened for hundreds of years.

Hours go by and nobody sees the old abbot. So, the young monk gets worried and goes down to look for him. He sees him banging his head against the wall and wailing, "We missed the "R", we missed the "R". His forehead is all bloody and bruised and he is crying uncontrollably.

The young monk asks the old abbot, "What's wrong, father?" With a choking voice, the old abbot replies, "The word was CELEBRATE!"
 
I just happened to find them Investor. Dare ya to come get them :D:rolleyes::devil:

Now T4T, I thought that you said today was going to be a sleepy day! ;) Be careful what you wish for . . . the tires still have some tread left on them. :)
 
Well I sure missed a very interesting and hot conversation. I have never been tied up nor have I tied anyone else up. My husband is pure vanilla when it comes to sex. He hadn't ever even suggested scarves or handcuffs. And he knows I'm the wild child so he knows I would have tried it. I never suggested it because I know it just isn't him. I feel like I've missed out on a lot sexually. Nothing wrong with being a devout Christian but sex within marriage was meant to be enjoyed whips and chains and all :). I keep hoping for someday. But who am I kidding ? I'm 52. My someday is pretty much now or never. OK anyway I'm up at 2 am. Someone has been up since 1 am. With all this rain my Grandson isn't getting outdoor activity. Not burning off all of that energy. He got up at 1 am looking for a toy. I have him back in bed hoping he nods back off. We both will be sleepy come morning. Grandpa is sleeping. Nothing wakes him. And tomorrow he will complain about feeling so tired. He should live a day in my life. I hunted out my huge tote of old photos yesterday. If I can find it a particular photo I want to use as my AV here. On my 40th birthday my twin and I posed at our party wearing only a bouquet of red birthday balloons :). Needless to say we had one heck of a party ! I really need Investor right now with coffee. Is his two week vacation up already ?


Wow..Hope you find the picture. I bet it will be really interesting. You and your twin should do another and place them side by side.

I am the late night one in my family. I love it when everyone is asleep and I can surf the computer in freedom.
 
Good Morning "Everybody" :kiss::rose: from me in 28 F Manitoba :(

28 F...That is why I live in the south...

I can turn the AC on in the summer, but it is hard to stay warm in the winter..

There is NO SNOW in the south in July and almost none in the winter. We have maybe one or two days of snow or ice in the winter. As long as cable is workng...take the day off.
 
NRSE, after reading over the postings I missed while on vacation, this old one is for you:

A young monk arrives at the monastery. He is assigned to helping the other monks in copying the old canons and laws of the church by hand. He notices, however, that all of the monks are copying from copies, not from the original manuscript.

So, the new monk goes to the head abbot to question this, pointing out that if someone made even a small error in the first copy, it would never be picked up. In fact, that error would be continued in all of the subsequent copies.

The head monk says, "We have been copying from the copies for centuries, but you make a good point, my son." So, he goes down into the dark caves underneath the monastery where the original manuscripts are held as archives in a locked vault that hasn't been opened for hundreds of years.

Hours go by and nobody sees the old abbot. So, the young monk gets worried and goes down to look for him. He sees him banging his head against the wall and wailing, "We missed the "R", we missed the "R". His forehead is all bloody and bruised and he is crying uncontrollably.

The young monk asks the old abbot, "What's wrong, father?" With a choking voice, the old abbot replies, "The word was CELEBRATE!"



Now that is funny. I wonder if the Pope read the joke?
 
We are all up pretty much till after 11 every night. The boys have been staying up even later and doing homework. I know the one said he was up till 1 am Monday night working on an essay.

We all went to bed last night around 11:30. First night in a long time where we all crashed at the same time.
 
Morning Ling, Coacheric and Prop. Good to see you guys. Investor sweet thang I may be 52 and I might have a little snow on the rooftop. A fire is still burning in the furnace :)
 
Hi to all. I didn't have a very good night and finally managed to sleep, just awake as now.

Yesterday was NOT my day, but wow, did the thread move along without me. NRSE sure lived up to her nickname.

NO ONE is ever going to tie me up (for reasons I won't get into) I don't want to be restrained.

Rainy and wet here in Ontario, Day 2 of that.

BrettJ in Canada
 
Morning Ling, Coacheric and Prop. Good to see you guys. Investor sweet thang I may be 52 and I might have a little snow on the rooftop. A fire is still burning in the furnace :)



Love to see a little of that fire.

The snow on the rooftop just adds beauty and grace to you
 
I told my best friend about a trip I wanted she and I to take. And a couple of things we should do. She calls me with reservations made and everything paid for. How awesome is that. My favorite part of my semi retirement is spending more time with friends and having adult conversations. I had forgotten how much I missed this.
 
I told my best friend about a trip I wanted she and I to take. And a couple of things we should do. She calls me with reservations made and everything paid for. How awesome is that. My favorite part of my semi retirement is spending more time with friends and having adult conversations. I had forgotten how much I missed this.

Been there! Spent 12 years as the stay-at-home parent.
 
I hope you have a great time. I could use a vacation myself, but it isn't likely.

BrettJ
in Canada
 
I found a few of my older photos and thought the Bistro might enjoy this one. I was 29 and in New Orleans for Mardi Gras. I remember how much fun I had showing off my assets :)
 
T4T, congrats on the upcoming trip. I bet you could still get plenty of beads if you wanted.

Ling, that is a lovely picture, but I find that position more difficult when bound. I hope it is ok for us to also share a picture. spread eagle

Looks like a few more days of rain in the sunny south.
 
28 F...That is why I live in the south...

I can turn the AC on in the summer, but it is hard to stay warm in the winter..

There is NO SNOW in the south in July and almost none in the winter. We have maybe one or two days of snow or ice in the winter. As long as cable is workng...take the day off.
Well I was born here and use to this kind of Weather and besides it gives us something to talk about;)
 
Ling that bumped the thermostat up about 10 degrees!!!
I wish I was with a man who would experiment. I get a feeling I could be very creative.
Well if you ever find some one you trust to tie you up,then maybe you should try and keep some Ice Cubes handy ;):D
 
I told my best friend about a trip I wanted she and I to take. And a couple of things we should do. She calls me with reservations made and everything paid for. How awesome is that. My favorite part of my semi retirement is spending more time with friends and having adult conversations. I had forgotten how much I missed this.
Sounds good have a wonderful & enjoyable & fun Trip:)
 
I found a few of my older photos and thought the Bistro might enjoy this one. I was 29 and in New Orleans for Mardi Gras. I remember how much fun I had showing off my assets :)
Very nice:) I bet you had a lot of Guys drooling;)
 
T4T, congrats on the upcoming trip. I bet you could still get plenty of beads if you wanted.

Ling, that is a lovely picture, but I find that position more difficult when bound. I hope it is ok for us to also share a picture. spread eagle

Looks like a few more days of rain in the sunny south.
Thank you :kiss: but I see on the Pic you are well prepared for such events ;):D
 
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