Breaking in a new lover

[ms_ann_thrope]

Can be exhasperating. Sure there's the charge of it being new, but it's like an itch you just can't quite reach...sometimes. You zig; they zag. You lose a hunk of hair. He cums in her ear. Still, it's better than cuming alone. Isn't it?

 

[blobfish]

I've never progressed beyond sexting with a cute girl that turned out to be my uncle (don't ask), so I can't help you.

 

[ms_ann_thrope]

The moment just before...hangs in the air like a side of beef in the hot sun.

 

[blobfish]

Fine, go ahead and ask.

 

[blobfish]

It was a Craigslist ad. He sext messages with boys for sexual gratification. Happy now, nosy?

 

[ms_ann_thrope]

Fine, go ahead and ask.

Don't type so damn fast...

 

[blobfish]

Don't type so damn fast...

Don't tell me how fast to type.

 

[butters]

Can be exhasperating. Sure there's the charge of it being new, but it's like an itch you just can't quite reach...sometimes. You zig; they zag. You lose a hunk of hair. He cums in her ear. Still, it's better than cuming alone. Isn't it?

threesomes tend to be more tricky on account of the maths.

 

[dolf]

some lovers are great from the off.
i've lost patience to deal with the other sort.

 

[4est_4est_Gump]

Now there are 51 ways to leave your lover...



Unsatisfied and fried.

 

[girlsmiley]

I lose in love.

Always.

 

[4est_4est_Gump]

I lose in love.

Always.

Take up Poker...



... or at least Canasta.

 

[JAMESBJOHNSON]

The best lover or the best anything, really, is the instrument that compels a greater contribution of involvement from its actor. Its human nature to discount cheap and easy.

 

[lovetoread]

Too much work to do.

Celibacy is what the cool kids are doing these days.

 

[JAMESBJOHNSON]

I lose in love.

Always.

Then you gotta learn to increase your repertoire of flavors.

 

[girlsmiley]

Then you gotta learn to increase your repertoire of flavors.

My apples are your apples.

 

[JAMESBJOHNSON]

My apples are your apples.

Even apples come in hundreds of varieties.

 

[4est_4est_Gump]

Celibate! Celibate! Dance to the music!


I like to sing,
I like to dance,
I like to play in the front of my pants!

 

[girlsmiley]

Even apples come in hundreds of varieties.

The tongue drips at a certain taste.

 

[Berries_n_cream]

The shame of cut and paste.

 

[Johnny_Ray_Wilson]

Can be exhasperating. Sure there's the charge of it being new, but it's like an itch you just can't quite reach...sometimes. You zig; they zag. You lose a hunk of hair. He cums in her ear. Still, it's better than cuming alone. Isn't it?

Who's breaking in whom?

 

[cleaver]

The "breaking in" premise colors whatever answer could be given here. I don't need a new lover to understand my patterns. I want to be lost in them and they in me. I want to discover something beyond what is - and has not been - satisfying.

Breaking in? It's not a horse or a shoe. One breaks in a starched sock. One fucks for maintenance. A lover, in my world, is an adventure - one with all the thrill, intimacy and danger of freefall. Breaking in is for the scared. A lover is something that only a lover can have.

Breaking in is work. A lover can only be life or death.

 

[pete]

I lose in love.

Always.

always??

 

[CandiCame]

I'm pretty easy to break in if I'm not feeling uppity.

 

[islandman]

What happened to the old lover?