jason28053
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Boner Killers
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Chillygirl
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I can’t help but laugh when this has happened to me.
Lady2020
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Gaslighting. Let's not forget the so righteous back channelers.Reverse faking?
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Chillygirl
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I just can’t help but imagine my poor girl parts getting ripped to shreds!Note to self, get a manicure
TallGlassOfSarcasm
That's what she said
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When you mom calls. Sure you can just ignore the call....but you know it's there. And now mom is in your head....may as well just give up and watch TV.
jason28053
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Can’t have that!
Lord Pmann
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Worse yet, when someone calls you mom. That’s never happened to ME, but I do know someone who had that.
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Ingenue844
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Exactly this. Even hearing those cockblockers moving around will kill the mood because I know they’re seconds away from destroying something or trying to murder each other.
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Lord Pmann
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I’m going to ask this and it seems weird, but was he a guitar player? I may defend my guitar playing brethren, as I have one hand with long nails.
I would like to point out, if he does play guitar, he’s not nearly as good as I am.
Chillygirl
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Not that I know ofI’m going to ask this and it seems weird, but was he a guitar player? I may defend my guitar playing brethren, as I have one hand with long nails.
I would like to point out, if he does play guitar, he’s not nearly as good as I am.
Smarthomanid2
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A GF's cat jumped on the bed, then buried a front claw in my calf as he slid off the bed. It was the blood or the pain or both that made loose my erection that was buried in her.
Lonelywife1205
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During a somewhat recent e-bone adventure on a video chat in the throes of cyber passion he all of a sudden called me mommy. Hard stop.
I’ll also add…
Any kind of shoes in the bed
Missing or just bad teeth
Gnarly feet
Dirty fingernails
I’ll also add…
Any kind of shoes in the bed
Missing or just bad teeth
Gnarly feet
Dirty fingernails
Smarthomanid2
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Mommy doesn't have the same effect as daddy does it, lol
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Chillygirl
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Mommy…..just no
I had a very younger guy once send me a pic of him lying in bed. A bunk bed in a dorm room with Transformer sheets…..
Lonelywife1205
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This cracks me up
Smarthomanid2
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Ohhhhh nooooo that's not good
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Ingenue844
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Unless it’s specifically part of play, being insulted will get me cooled off really quickly.
barefootgirl69
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Flipping the circuit breaker. 
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muddler35
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When one, or both of us, forgets to turn our phone off and it goes off. I don’t answer of course, but my mind wanders. “Who was that?” “It could be important”. I lose focus.
Lonelywife1205
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The accidental Skype butt dial has happened a couple of times and is a sure fire way to kill your boner.
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muddler35
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I owe so many apologies for this.
Shenanigans90
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Sexting is more like flirting to me but when it takes ten minutes for a reply then I’m out.
Lord Pmann
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She told him no, that he was a bad boy for using that kind of language with her. It didn’t have the desired effect.
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