Boasting Thread.

[Guest]

I'm a damned good cook.

And I can belch the Alphabet Song.

OOooooo! me too...to the alphabet song...not the cooking

 

[Guest]

I can fart the National Anthem.

 

[Guest]

 

[Guest]

i have really tensile toes. i love to pinch hiney's wiff em..i can even use a pen and write with them...




yeah, i thought you would say that, but really i did type my stories with my fingahs. though the outcome might have been a bit more comprehesible had i done so with my toes

 

[carsonshepherd]

i have really tensile toes. i love to pinch hiney's wiff em..i can even use a pen and write with them...

[/i]

Me too and I pick things up off the floor with mine. Sometimes at work I drop something and I stick my foot over before I remember... shoes.

 

[Guest]

Me too and I pick things up off the floor with mine. Sometimes at work I drop something and I stick my foot over before I remember... shoes.

ohmidog!

im so glad theres someone out there that understands. think we should start up a support group?

 

[carsonshepherd]

My brother can do us one better...
he can pick up coins off the floor with his toes. Bastad!

 

[Guest]

My brother can do us one better...
he can pick up coins off the floor with his toes. Bastad!

yes
butt
can he do it with his ass?

i didnt think so

 

[cloudy]

My brother can do us one better...
he can pick up coins off the floor with his toes. Bastad!

I'm so embarassed - I can do that too.



Okay, I'm not embarassed.

 

[Guest]

I can fart the National Anthem.

Which one? Star Spangled Banner? Oh Canada? Or God Save the Queen? Would be really cool if you could do them all.

At the same time.

 

[Guest]

I'm so embarassed - I can do that too.



Okay, I'm not embarassed.

OH BABY!!!! Will you wear plaid pants while you're doing it? PLEASE?

 

[cloudy]

OH BABY!!!! Will you wear plaid pants while you're doing it? PLEASE?

and one of my GAP t-shirts? Or Does the Bugle Boy staff one turn you on more?

 

[carsonshepherd]

yes
butt
can he do it with his ass?

i didnt think so

I don't know, I've never asked!

 

[Virtual_Burlesque]

I can spoon in Alphagetti, and spit out obscenities!

 

[BlackShanglan]

I got an "E" for interspecies sex

*ducks*

Hey, quite throwin' things at me ... !

Shanglan

 

[impressive]

I got an "E" for interspecies sex

*ducks*

Hey, quite throwin' things at me ... !

Shanglan

I have to throw. You're too far away to spit!

 

[yui]

I got an "E" for interspecies sex

*ducks*

Hey, quite throwin' things at me ... !

Shanglan

So much for throwing myself at you…



My boast: I can run a really long time.

 

[Guest]

and one of my GAP t-shirts? Or Does the Bugle Boy staff one turn you on more?

Oooohhhh!!! GAAAWWWDD!!!! Baby don't stop!!! YES YEEEeeeEEESS!!!!

SWEET LEAPING JeeSUS!!!!

 

[NoJo]

I've won a £1,000 first prize in a national writing competition.

 

[Shock Chick]

I've won a £1,000 first prize in a national writing competition.

I have a marvellous pair of tits, and next week I'll be receiving some new diamond encrusted platinum nipple bars.

 

[NoJo]

I have a marvellous pair of tits, and next week I'll be receiving some new diamond encrusted platinum nipple bars.

Yes, yes you do.

Diamond encrustings can be removed with Brillo or Mr Muscle. You may want to dab some lemon on it afterwards, or it will stain the auriolae.

 

[Shock Chick]

Yes, yes you do.

Diamond encrustings can be removed with Brillo or Mr Muscle. You may want to dab some lemon on it afterwards, or it will stain the auriolae.

So considerate, thank you.

Ok, I'm off, I have a date with a Brillo pad...

Night!

 

[NoJo]

So considerate, thank you.

Ok, I'm off, I have a date with a Brillo pad...

Night!

'Night. You're shocking. Really you are.

 

[Guest]

'Night. You're shocking. Really you are.

Yeah, but she doesn't have your finesse; you shock with style and wit.

 

[brightlyiburn]

I can spit like a guy!