Boasting Thread.

[carsonshepherd]

I have really, really good hair. Also, cute feet.

 

[cloudy]

I have really, really good hair. Also, cute feet.

I don't have cute feet, but I have damn good hair....lots and lots of it.

 

[wornoutkeyboard]

I have caveman feet. They're fat, they're flat and they have hair on the top of the toes. I'm not one for sandals.

~WOK

 

[tolyk]

Hmm.. boasting..

I have two adorable children.

Thats actually the only thing I can think of that I'd want to boast about.. I'd of thought there would be more, heh.

 

[SweetVA]

Hmm.. boasting..

I have two adorable children.

Thats actually the only thing I can think of that I'd want to boast about.. I'd of thought there would be more, heh.

That's quite a good boast and removes mine, so I'll have to think of something else.

Oh - I can pee standing up.

VA

 

[cloudy]

lemme think.....

I can ride a horse bareback, all day long, and outrun just about anyone, given a decent horse. And, I still can turn a mean "money" barrel.

 

[sweetnpetite]

I have a great ass.

And my face is not to bad either!

 

[BlackShanglan]

lemme think.....

I can ride a horse bareback, all day long ...

I think I need to see a demonstration.

 

[herecomestherain]

I have a story at number 33 in the Erotic Couplings Top List and I'm tickled pink by that.

Boasting feels strange...

 

[NoJo]

That's quite a good boast and removes mine, so I'll have to think of something else.

Oh - I can pee standing up.

VA

Hah, that's easy. I could do it standing on my head.

 

[Guest]

Hah, that's easy. I could do it standing on my head.

AH HA!
that explains that stains.

 

[Guest]

 

[Guest]

And that persistent sinus infection

BBBBAAAAAHHHAAAAAhhhhhhaaaaa!

(whatever happened to that agreement we made for heads up before you do things like this?)
*wiping coffee off nightie*

 

[carsonshepherd]

I have a story at number 33 in the Erotic Couplings Top List and I'm tickled pink by that.

Boasting feels strange...

If we're boasting about that, one of the chapters of my novella is #1 in its category. Yeah, that does feel strange...

 

[Guest]

If we're boasting about that, one of the chapters of my novella is #1 in its category. Yeah, that does feel strange...

is there a slight difference between boasting and bragging?
hrm

 

[Guest]

I can rub my belly and pat my head.

Ok not both at the same time but....

 

[CharleyH]

I've got an 8" cock.



No really...




I do.

I have a beautiful, yet powerful hand. and I kept a Bonsai alive for a year.

 

[ElizabethWest]

If we're boasting about that, one of the chapters of my novella is #1 in its category. Yeah, that does feel strange...

You always have several in the top ten. *pout*

Brag: Mine is still holding on at number ten.

 

[cloudy]

I think I need to see a demonstration.

Come to the house anytime once the weather's nice.

 

[NoJo]

I have a beautiful, yet powerful hand.

sexiest image I've read for a while.

 

[OhMissScarlett]

I'm going out tonight, whoop whoop!
*doing the 'I got a babysitter'dance*

 

[Guest]

I learned to sew by stitching myself up.

 

[SweetVA]

I'm going out tonight, whoop whoop!
*doing the 'I got a babysitter'dance*

A goal I need to work for. Looks like fever's broken (woohoo!), he Hungry and wanted to get out of bed this morning. So..... I can go out!. Now, for that sitter part.....

VA
(oh, my brag. I nursed a child back from the brink of death. )

 

[ElizabethWest]

I'm going out tonight, whoop whoop!
*doing the 'I got a babysitter'dance*

Where ya going Ms. S? I am going out too, but no babysitter required. The dogs can take care of themselves.

 

[OhMissScarlett]

A goal I need to work for. Looks like fever's broken (woohoo!), he Hungry and wanted to get out of bed this morning. So..... I can go out!. Now, for that sitter part.....

VA
(oh, my brag. I nursed a child back from the brink of death. )

Poor kiddo. When they start playing again, that's when you know they're really on the mend.

Where ya going Ms. S?

We don't know yet, there really aren't any good movies out. We'll probably go out to a nice dinner and then go shopping without the kid, which is always cheaper. The SO doesn't drink, but I plan on getting pished.