Boasting Thread.

[~photoguy~]

I just got a new Audi

 

[Black Tulip]

My son is the best a mother can wish.
Even if I sometimes want to hit him over the head, if I could reach that far up.



Oh, and I have great legs.

 

[pop_54]

LOL you should know the Brits are to boastful to post here. They will say "We are so bloody great we have no need to boast here because everyone already knows how bloody great we are."

I once shot a load of cum over six feet.

So these three people standing around you when you unloaded, they weren't upset then about the cum spashed over their feet.

I have nothing to boast about other than my three foot tongue and the fact I can breathe through my ears ladies.

 

[pop_54]

I can't play banjo. And pigs squealing really irritates me.

I play with pigs, but I'm afraid Banjo's squealing irritates me, granny could never play the fucking thing properly.

 

[pop_54]

My stories have inspired others to touch themselves in naughty ways

My stories have inspired others to touch others in naughty ways, I have several adverse lawsuits pending.

 

[Guest]

Yeah, but she doesn't have your finesse; you shock with style and wit.

Maybe, but she does try.

 

[Guest]

Maybe, but she does try.

Aw, Loulou, you're acting like her mum. How sweet. P.

 

[Guest]

Aw, Loulou, you're acting like her mum. How sweet. P.

Nah, more like her pimp.

 

[Guest]

 

[shereads]

I can suck the chrome off a trailer-hitch. A T-shirt was designed in my honor that says,


LET GO OF MY EARS.
I KNOW WHAT I'M DOING.







Efface that, Trinitron Boy.

 

[Honey123]

Reading all of the posts to this thread...I have absolutely nothing to brag about...

 

[Evil Alpaca]

Reading all of the posts to this thread...I have absolutely nothing to brag about...

I'll boast for her.

Honey's fun, intelligent, sexy & talented.

 

[ElizabethWest]

I'll boast for her.

Honey's fun, intelligent, sexy & talented.

And she has great lingeree!

 

[shereads]

I saw Charlotte Church on the escalator going into TK Maxx!

My dog was attacked once by dogs belonging to the illegitimate children of Phillip Michael Thomas who used to be in Miami Vice.

 

[Belegon]

Reading all of the posts to this thread...I have absolutely nothing to brag about...

Bullshit!

I've seen both your ass and your smile and both of them are worth bragging about....

 

[OhMissScarlett]

My dog was attacked once by dogs belonging to the illegitimate children of Phillip Michael Thomas who used to be in Miami Vice.

I am one of Philip Michael Thomas' illegitimate children.

 

[Guest]

I am one of Philip Michael Thomas' illegitimate children.

Big morning laugh here. Thanks, P.

p.s. not that I don't believe you.

 

[cloudy]

Louise Fletcher is my cousin.

In my tradition-bound, mostly southern family, it is considered nothing to be proud of.

 

[BlackShanglan]

I think I must be past my prime. I can't believe how many of these names leave me blank. Tragically, I think Philip Michael Thomas is one of the only ones I recognized.

My brag: I am finally out from under my workload and am planting my garden today.

 

[OhMissScarlett]

Big morning laugh here. Thanks, P.

p.s. not that I don't believe you.

You're welcome. Just don't tell CV, cause you know that makes me Scarlett Michael Thomas.

Louise Fletcher is my cousin.

For some reason I was thinking this was the main character from that show 'Murder She Wrote', lol. No, the lady that played the nurse on One Flew Over The Cuckoo's Nest, right?
She was the mean grandma in Two Moon Junction, too.

 

[cloudy]

For some reason I was thinking this was the main character from that show 'Murder She Wrote', lol. No, the lady that played the nurse on One Flew Over The Cuckoo's Nest, right?
She was the mean grandma in Two Moon Junction, too.

Yep, that's her. She always winds up playing these despicable characters.

 

[Guest]

I have really big boobs and I can type really fast.
that came out sounding like a job application

You're hired!

Reading all of the posts to this thread...I have absolutely nothing to brag about...

Honey has abs a girl 15 years younger would envy. And looks great in a little red bikini.

I once made a famous (then-famous anyway) comedian laugh.

 

[Honey123]

Ok...my brag: I have some really great friends here on Lit...they are blind...but they are great!


My aunt who has passed on wrote for Motown...

 

[NoJo]

I'm all ears.

 

[Guest]

I'm all ears.

Big letdown, Joey.

Perdita