Boasting Thread.

lucky-E-leven said:
Don't be so sure...

I'm into speed-fucking. It gets dangerous when she bounces, though. Hard to see the road, yannow?

How fast can you drive, Cloudy?

~lucky :p

How fast will a T/A go? :devil:

that fast.
 
its never bothered me when my head hit the roof of the car (or my ass)
as long as were in the back seat and away from the stick shift... :nana:
 
vella_ms said:
its never bothered me when my head hit the roof of the car (or my ass)
as long as were in the back seat and away from the stick shift... :nana:

Very little ever bothers you, maniac. Only, it's hard as hell to see over your shoulder when you really get into things...

:eek:

Now, about the stick shift... :eek:

~lucky
 
lucky-E-leven said:
I'd so love to line up beside you in my Mom's car. The noise would insane!

I can see it now: like the old fifties movies with the sexy girl standing between the cars with a flag!

OOOH!!!!

There's a story idea for ya!
 
lucky-E-leven said:
I'd so love to line up beside you in my Mom's car. The noise would insane!
why is the starter on the van dying again?
 
cloudy said:
I can see it now: like the old fifties movies with the sexy girl standing between the cars with a flag!

OOOH!!!!

There's a story idea for ya!

Yep. You know my weaknesses. ;)

~lucky
 
lucky-E-leven said:
Yep. You know my weaknesses. ;)

~lucky

You and me, both, babe. Gotta love that rumble. :D

You can keep the sexy girl......I'll keep the cars. ;)
 
My stories have inspired others to write...

Sincerely,
ElSol
 
OhMissScarlett said:
I have really big boobs and I can type really fast.
that came out sounding like a job application :D

But you're still sitting on your best asset.
 
I can work a Rubik's cube and a Rubik's revenge. Actually keep one in my purse for stressful moments. :eek:

But I'm not British...
 
wornoutkeyboard said:
My little fantasy world is so much better than anyone else's. We have gnomes here.

~WOK

Your fantasy world might be better, but there's no way in hell it's more frightening than mine!

As I said to my mom when she was talking about the other side of my personality: "I only have two sides?" She tactfully answered "Two sides that you show to other people".

Edit: Wait a minute! Gnomes?! Gnomes are lame! Do you have giant bees? Or monstrous frankenstein-like serial killers? Or underwater cities? Or magical tablets that control the undead? Or magical boats that work on land? Or...or...cripes, a shrink would have a bloody field day with my dreams.
 
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In two months' time, I have had the same 1-bomb removed from the same story 16 times. (My troll is a persistent mutha fucka!) :rolleyes:
 
elizabethwest said:
I can work a Rubik's cube and a Rubik's revenge. Actually keep one in my purse for stressful moments. :eek:

But I'm not British...

its a bitch picking off those stickers
 
TheEarl said:
I'm the only person like me in the whole world!

Serious. If you put my real name into any search engine, all you'll find are references to me.

The Earl

Hehehe.

That goes for me too. If you use my whole name.
The familyname is another matter. Those hillbillies have polluted the whole world.

:D
 
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