Blurting the Playground Way....

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"Absence makes the heart grow fonder"? orrrrr..... "Out of sight, out of mind"?


WELL, WHICH IS IT??? :mad:

All depends on who's perspective and what your waiting for. Absence rarely makes my heart fonder, it usually makes me cranky as I go slightly mad twiddling my thumbs in the gaps of silence.
 
I wonder how long it will be before the poo poo head and kindergarten comments come along. When will I be told to "go play" because the adults are talking?
 
My ears are bright red and boiling hot.... Am I having sex and nobody told me? :eek:
 
I wonder how long it will be before the poo poo head and kindergarten comments come along. When will I be told to "go play" because the adults are talking?

My ears are bright red and boiling hot.... Am I having sex and nobody told me? :eek:


wait--what??

stop having fun without me, i'm yim'ing somebody and trying to watch porn, too.

I can't do all of this at once--i'm only one woman!!! :eek:
 
All depends on who's perspective and what your waiting for. Absence rarely makes my heart fonder, it usually makes me cranky as I go slightly mad twiddling my thumbs in the gaps of silence.

I'm putting my fingers in my ears and yelling LA LA LA I CAN'T HEAR YOU because you know it's gonna make me sniffly. :mad:


let's go down to the dump and see if they have any giraffe heads-on-a-stick. ;)

neck included.
 
I'm putting my fingers in my ears and yelling LA LA LA I CAN'T HEAR YOU because you know it's gonna make me sniffly. :mad:


let's go down to the dump and see if they have any giraffe heads-on-a-stick. ;)

neck included.

:D it was very game of thrones :eek::D
 
look at that, american trying to sound british! or to look british? :confused: not sure what the right very is...

Well to look British you need to wear socks with saddles without any sense of shame or dignity :D
 
I wonder how long it will be before the poo poo head and kindergarten comments come along. When will I be told to "go play" because the adults are talking?
Uhhh ohhhh you're in trouble..........again :D
Do you just have the desire to go chicken oriental haha
See see what I did there?? :p
 
look at that, american trying to sound british! or to look british? :confused: not sure what the right very is...

does "appear" work? luv's teaching me everything he knows so that I can get in good with the Queen. ;)

Well to look British you need to wear socks with saddles without any sense of shame or dignity :D

*gets you both in a headlock*

I love you guys sooooooo much!

Arrrrrrr!!!!! (squeezes your necks 'til you nearly pass out)


:D:D:D
 
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A day without nudity is like a day without...

sunburn in all the wrong places, apparently.
 
What can I say, it's a dark gift I have, this basackwards charisma.
 
I wonder how long it will be before the poo poo head and kindergarten comments come along. When will I be told to "go play" because the adults are talking?

I believe the exact words were "pooey doo doo head", weren't they? ;)
 
I love my job.

I got to watch 2 homeless guys fist fight each other over a woman strung out on crack in front of a hockey arena.

Yeah....livin' the dream!

:D
 
I love my job.

I got to watch 2 homeless guys fist fight each other over a woman strung out on crack in front of a hockey arena.

Yeah....livin' the dream!

:D
That sounds completely like a normal occurrence for a hockey game, right?

lol
 
That sounds completely like a normal occurrence for a hockey game, right?

lol

The fist fight yes.

But the woman was a concern, thought she was OD'ing until I realized it was crack cocaine...and the homeless guys were just icing on the cake (with needles as candles).
 
Some people are so sexy that they can attract a crowd just by lecturing about the Dewey Decimal system while wearing a suit of armor....
 
It's sad to say but abortion is probably the better option....or best of the unfortunate circumstances...

:(
 
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