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My body is a temple. A temple where I worship the V.
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*picks myself up off of floor*
*wipes eyes, gasps for breath*
ohmygod---that's what I get for stalking.![]()

Someone open door while you were spying through the key hole? That's very rude... Were they at it?![]()


no, silly, it was the Disney dicks thing--and it was you I was stalking.![]()

You didn't see me scratch my arse did you?![]()
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oh is that what you were doing? I thought you were motioning for me to come take a closer look.![]()
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That's if I was scratching the front... Unless I was bending over and wiggling![]()

Hm, i'm having a hard time picturing that.
I think I might need a video, complete with sound effects in a sexy foreign Australian/Irish/New Zealander/Canadian/whatever-the-fuck accent.![]()
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You want it as a flash gif on a loop, wiggling forever?![]()

me too ..love the no sunglasses look![]()
Kids today!![]()
LMAO...I suspect the truth is "kids!" (anyday!)
You're not kidding, ugh!!
Heyy salty seadog, how's your day going?![]()
too much salt, not enough water...
How about you?