Bitchy women !

[SnoopDog]

First of all, no, this is not about my g/f, we're still happily ever after.

It's about my female housemate.

We live in a house with 5 people. 3 of us do iron now and then.

Now, my housemate, she ironed her 'favourite' pants a couple of days ago. (Why do women have something like 'favourite' pants anyways???!!?!?!) She suddenly noticed that there was a blue stain on them, which apparently came from a substance on the iron. These staints will not go away, no matter what type of cleaning you apply.

I can understand, of course, thatshe is pissed. I would be (even though not as much because I don't any type of clothing that I would treat like a family member or what not).
She then came up to my other male housemate and asked him about it. He said he had ironed a couple of days before and didn't notice anything. She then came to me, asked me about it and I told her the truth, I had not ironed for two weeks or so.

So far, no solution. Noone to be blamed because no one knew what theblue stuff was or where it did come from. Call it bad luck or personal pitty.

Yesterday my male housemate got a message on ICQ saying that she wants 25 Euros for the pants, no matter who's gonna pay it. She said she was very upset since these were her favourite pants (!) (you realize how I stress this fact?).
Of course he refused to pay her anything because ironically she is the one who is way more wealthy than us. I as well wouldn't pay because i'm completely out of the list of suspects (and she never even talked to me about it again). I mean, addressing something like that via pc is pretty bad taste in my opinion.

Anyways, he tried to talk with her again, tried to reason with her but she just left the conversation.

Today we find a note in the hallway saying that due to the 'incident' the following items are only to be used for payment (all the stuff belongs to her since her parents own our house):
- Iron
- Wasching machine
- drier

Wtf !!!

She also stated that since the house is being sold and we all have to move out next month anyways, everyone who would want to stay in there longer than August 1st (or leave some stuff or furniture in there) would have to pay for those days as well. Keep in mind that we all had a pretty good relationship and they told us that we could stay in there for a couple of days/weeks and leave our furniture till we all had a new place to put it.

Seems like some kind of vengeanve-action, doesn't it?

I mean, what the fuck. Why do some women have to be like that?

Don't you think this is kinda childish. In the end it's just a pair of trousers. Gimme a fucking break.

I can picture the last three weeks together will be hell. Plus, we planned on having a little farewell party to our house-community which is now basically cancelled I suppose.

Snoopy, sorry for the long rant, but I had to say this somehow.

 

[LeahLo519]

Hah, girls can be pretty fucking retarded. You should just tell her flat out that you're not giving her anything and that you think it's ridiculous that your other roommates should have to. Did she not look at the iron before she started? It's her own fault.

And this all made me laugh because I lived with 3 guys last semester at college...my boyfriend and 2 of his friends. It was...interesting...but a lot of fun because I'm not one of those girl's girls, ya know.

Good luck with all that though.

 

[OhMissScarlett]

This is why I can't live with other people. I would probably do something like pay to use the iron, then fill the water tank with red dye when I was finished with it. I wouldn't recommend any such vandalism, but I certainly wouldn't pay for something I knew I didn't do. Irons get lime deposits on the bottoms of them from steam and sometimes the teflon coating on them comes off on clothes. Big freakin deal. Lye soap and a toothbrush will probably get the stain our of her favorite pants. The cramp in her style, well, I don't think anything but an over-the-knee spanking will get that out.

 

[SnoopDog]

Hah, girls can be pretty fucking retarded. You should just tell her flat out that you're not giving her anything and that you think it's ridiculous that your other roommates should have to. Did she not look at the iron before she started? It's her own fault.

And this all made me laugh because I lived with 3 guys last semester at college...my boyfriend and 2 of his friends. It was...interesting...but a lot of fun because I'm not one of those girl's girls, ya know.

Good luck with all that though.

That's what I thougt. Her own fault, exactly. And I don't see why we all have to suffer now (having to pay for the washing machine).

You know what's funny? I'll be living with three girls from August on. If they turn out to be that bitchy, it's gonna suck.

Thnx anyways, I won't pay anything. I won't even pay for using the washing machine. I got two and a half weeks to go. I'll have enough clothes to make it to the weekend after next where I'll be washing my stuff at home. She won't see a cent.

Snoopy

 

[SnoopDog]

This is why I can't live with other people. I would probably do something like pay to use the iron, then fill the water tank with red dye when I was finished with it. I wouldn't recommend any such vandalism, but I certainly wouldn't pay for something I knew I didn't do. Irons get lime deposits on the bottoms of them from steam and sometimes the teflon coating on them comes off on clothes. Big freakin deal. Lye soap and a toothbrush will probably get the stain our of her favorite pants. The cramp in her style, well, I don't think anything but an over-the-knee spanking will get that out.

Lol, I bet a little spanking would help. My male housemate, he suggested to let her pay for the ironing board since this is his.

Snoopy

 

[Stella_Omega]

Use it- it's a great start for a story. The actions you just described would make a character you'd love to hate!

 

[English Lady]

Snoop, you all need to tell her she's being unreasonable. \msybe you can make her see sense, but if not, well it's probably going to be a nightmare living with her for the next few weeks anyway and it is only a few weeks.

let her know she can't get her way by being a brat! An unreasonable one at that!

 

[SnoopDog]

Snoop, you all need to tell her she's being unreasonable. \msybe you can make her see sense, but if not, well it's probably going to be a nightmare living with her for the next few weeks anyway and it is only a few weeks.

let her know she can't get her way by being a brat! An unreasonable one at that!

The irony being: she is the oldest of us.

Snoopy

 

[English Lady]

The irony being: she is the oldest of us.

Snoopy

Age doesn't automaticaly = maturity

 

[SnoopDog]

Age doesn't automaticaly = maturity

"Alesson learned with bitter tears and sacrifices"

Snoopy,

 

[Liar]

Age doesn't automaticaly = maturity

Something you, young lady, is living proof of.

 

[English Lady]

Something you, young lady, is living proof of.

You calling me a Brat *grins mischieviously*

Good to see you love

 

[Liar]

Lol, I bet a little spanking would help. My male housemate, he suggested to let her pay for the ironing board since this is his.

By all means. And remove any pots and pans from the kitchen that you brought with you.

But seriously though, going to petty war is no fun in the long run. Are the rest of you renting rooms in the house? Wouldn't this be considered a lowering of a service level you've already paid for?

 

[Sunnie]

Use it- it's a great start for a story. The actions you just described would make a character you'd love to hate!

Amen to that -- Snoop, do a story about her!!

 

[OhMissScarlett]

Amen to that -- Snoop, do a story about her!!

Yes, and make it BDSM.

 

[Sunnie]

Yes, and make it BDSM.

And hurry up or one of us is gonna do it for you!

 

[SnoopDog]

By all means. And remove any pots and pans from the kitchen that you brought with you.

But seriously though, going to petty war is no fun in the long run. Are the rest of you renting rooms in the house? Wouldn't this be considered a lowering of a service level you've already paid for?

That's what I thought. The thing is, since she is the daughter of the owner, almost anything is possible. Me and my mate decided to treat her with irony. We want to 'obey' but giving her a little ironic comment now and then. He for isntance is going to ask her how much the use of the washing machine will be now, and if that includes washing powder or not. What about electricity, etc. Since we're already paying a set fee for electricity and water our rent should be lowered since we're no longer allowed to use the washing machine for free. He's gonna get on her nerves a bit.

And hurry up or one of us is gonna do it for you!

Since I haven't written in ages and right now don't have time to do jack, I'll leave this story up for grabs.


Snoopy

 

[gauchecritic]

Note of caution

Next term Snoop, or August or whatever, be very careful not to fall out with any of your new housemates until you're sure that their 'time of the month's' have synched.

The beginning will be quite difficult as you'll have probably only one week in four when none of them are unreasonable, miserable, bitchy cows.

Should only take about 3 to six months. Then they'll be synched and unreasonable etc for one week out of four all at the same time.

This isn't as bad as it sounds as they'll try harder to be nicer to each other knowing exactly why they're being bitchy.

That's probably what's caused your present landlady's pettiness too.

That, and being a girl.

 

[Guest]

Next term Snoop, or August or whatever, be very careful not to fall out with any of your new housemates until you're sure that their 'time of the month's' have synched.

The beginning will be quite difficult as you'll have probably only one week in four when none of them are unreasonable, miserable, bitchy cows.

Should only take about 3 to six months. Then they'll be synched and unreasonable etc for one week out of four all at the same time.

This isn't as bad as it sounds as they'll try harder to be nicer to each other knowing exactly why they're being bitchy.

That's probably what's caused your present landlady's pettiness too.

That, and being a girl.

Gauche, you're a fucking sod, but you make me laugh, dammit!


Snoops, put itching powder in her bra.

 

[scheherazade_79]

*Snicker*

Do you know what I think you should do, Snoop? Go to the store and buy some cheap little blue cuddly toy. The tackier it looks, the better. Use publisher and design a joke cheque for the amount of money she's demanding. Make up a name for your cheap and nasty cuddly toy, and sign his name on the bottom of the cheque. Then place him in the kitchen with the cheque safety-pinned to him and a brief apology note, signed with his name, saying that he'll stay away from the iron in future.

 

[Sunnie]

Since I haven't written in ages and right now don't have time to do jack, I'll leave this story up for grabs.


Snoopy

Scarlett? You want it, or shall I give it a go?

 

[raphy]

Snoop.

Buy a fish from your local fishmongers.

If she's staying in the house after you all leave, put the fish in something like a hollow curtain rail. It'll take her months to figure out where the smell is coming from

If she's leaving the house when you all are, put the fish somewhere hard to access in her car. In the trunk under the spare wheel is a good place. Equally as hard to figure out where the smell is coming from.

 

[Liar]

Raph, you're a twisted man.


Do you mind if I make you my mew role-model?



And hi, by the way. When did you pop up here again?

 

[Guest]

Raph AND Liar on top of me!!

WOOHOO!!!!






Snoops, itching powder in her knickers would be even better.

 

[Liar]

Now I'm all around you.