Bidet

[Ramone45]

I can't figure these out. I understand the concept, and I fully support that. It's the execution I don't understand. For example, we have toilet seats, but you have to sit on cold porcelain to use the bidet? I saw an Insta of an Italian guy explaining how to use one. He had a soap dish and a towel, like a hand towel. He was saying it's fine to share the towel because you're (theoretically) clean. Americans were not buying that, or even the soap for that matter. So, assuming you don't use a cloth towel, how do you dry yourself; toilet paper? Toilet paper is not that good for drying wet things. And then, what do you do with the wet TP, flush it, I guess? Please educate me.

 

[LukSkyFokker]

The Italian guy has *most* of it right.

1. Poop
2. Hose off
3. Wipe with TP
4. Use a dedicated hand towel to dry the bits

It's not rocket surgery but it isn't surprising that you can't finger it out.

 

[Garnate]

Please don't share ass-drying hand towels...

 

[Ramone45]

Please don't share ass-drying hand towels...

Yeah, that's what most people said. The Italian guy said it was fine. I'm not cool with that.

 

[Ramone45]

The Italian guy has *most* of it right.

1. Poop
2. Hose off
3. Wipe with TP
4. Use a dedicated hand towel to dry the bits

It's not rocket surgery but it isn't surprising that you can't finger it out.

You're a delight

 

[Bigboobbabe]

I don't have a bidet, but i have a roll of paper towels in my bathrooms in the event hands get soiled. You can wash then dry your hands with the paper so it's single use.

My male visitors seem to grasp the idea. Some use them to clean up if not getting a full shower.

 

[FataMorgana]

The Italian guy has *most* of it right.

1. Poop
2. Hose off
3. Wipe with TP
4. Use a dedicated hand towel to dry the bits

It's not rocket surgery but it isn't surprising that you can't finger it out.

Finger it out? You filthy fucking animal.

 

[uncle easy]

When I was in Germany is the only place I ever saw a bidet. When I asked the building manager what it was for ,, I was told for a woman to wash her pussy after or before sex.

 

[Noor]

I got a bidet sprayer at the beginning of the pandemic. I love it, never going back. I dry it with a particular set of hand towels, just like after a shower.
Only have toilet paper for guests now. I have a traveling bidet too, but I only use that after peeing, it’s not strong enough.

 

[Green_Jack]

There's a funny scene in one of Henry Miller's novels where he takes a very naive young man to a brothel for his first time. Henry is next door when all hell breaks loose, the madame screaming her head off. Seems the poor guy took a dump in the bidet.

 

[twister947]

I got a bidet sprayer at the beginning of the pandemic. I love it, never going back. I dry it with a particular set of hand towels, just like after a shower.
Only have toilet paper for guests now. I have a traveling bidet too, but I only use that after peeing, it’s not strong enough.

I just got one. Totally satisfied.