Best Place for Sex Toys?

[carsonshepherd]

roflmao
'stout'
how very p.c. of you.

At least I didn't say "stout women in comfortable shoes", now did I?

 

[Guest]

At least I didn't say "stout women in comfortable shoes", now did I?

no, that would be the death knell.
well, done, handsome. well done.

 

[carsonshepherd]

no, that would be the death knell.
well, done, handsome. well done.

Always the diplomat

 

[Rhys]

You must have a better class of pizza boy - mine are always middle-aged rednecks or stout women.

I only pick the very best...pizza that is. The delivery boys are a fringe benefit.

 

[carsonshepherd]

I only pick the very best...pizza that is. The delivery boys are a fringe benefit.

 

[Rhys]

It speaks

 

[carsonshepherd]

and sits...

lies down...

rolls over...

but never begs.

 

[Rhys]

but never begs.

Much. Only in your cups.

 

[Guest]

...

but never begs.

more's the pity

 

[carsonshepherd]

Much. Only in your cups.

Who have you been talking to?

 

[Rhys]

Who have you been talking to?

I have spies.

 

[carsonshepherd]

I have spies.

Don't I know it. An unholy army, no doubt... all the voices in my head!

 

[Rhys]

I like the one that keeps a running dialog with your cock, personally.

*weg*

 

[carsonshepherd]

I like the one that keeps a running dialog with your cock, personally.

*weg*

What's it telling you right now?

 

[Rhys]

That you are not, not, not, absolutely not, oh but no, not going to get turned on by anything I post.

Really really not going to get hard over this. Nope. Not at all.

 

[carsonshepherd]

And don';t even think I am, because I'm not.

If you think that, you're just wrong.

 

[Rhys]

and then there is that other little voice over there in the corner squeeling

"oh my fucking god!" (its the one that's lobbying your brain go go hump something and quickly)

 

[carsonshepherd]

and then there is that other little voice over there in the corner squeeling

"oh my fucking god!" (its the one that's lobbying your brain go go hump something and quickly)

Sigh... but what shall I hump?


*looks around room*

 

[Rhys]

Is the bf out of humping range?

 

[carsonshepherd]

Is the bf out of humping range?

By about 20 miles *le sigh*

 

[Rhys]

Awwww poor Carson.

*weg*

 

[carsonshepherd]

Awwww poor Carson.

*weg*

yes, whatever will I do?

 

[NoJo]

There's always Man's Best Friend...

 

[carsonshepherd]

There's always Man's Best Friend...

Fruedian slip, Joe?? You've had your eye on Sierra for a long time haven't you!! I knew it, all that talking about tongues... that's what you were really trying to say. You freak.

She is a good lookin' dog, though.

 

[carsonshepherd]

Bump for CP!

I was NOT cute.