Best Lines Ever

[DehviantGirl]

Arthur

"Isn't fun the best thing to have?"

Arthur Bach (Dudley Moore)

 

[Pleasure_Fan]

Oh yeah, and speaking of earworms....

o/~ Always look on the bright side of life... o/~

 

[PertPerth]

Great thread.

From Aliens, just after their ship crashed and blew up....

"Game over, man. Game over!"

 

[TimberRattler]

Mexican Bandit: Badges? We don't need no stinking badges!


Hedley Lamar: What are your qualifications?

Thug: Rape, Arson, Murder, and Rape

Hedley Lamar: Excellent...wait, you said rape twice

Thug: I like rape



[Bart, disguised as a Klansman, describes his qualifications as a villain]

Bart: Stampeding cattle.

Hedley Lamarr: That's not much of a crime.

Bart: Through the Vatican?

Hedley Lamarr: [smiling] Kinkyyyy. Sign here.



Bart: I better go check out this Mongo character.

[Bart reaches for his gun]

Jim: Oh no, don't do that, don't do that. If you shoot him, you'll just make him mad




Mongo: Mongo like candy!



from Blazing Saddles

 

[DeepGreenEyes]

Great thread.

From Aliens, just after their ship crashed and blew up....

"Game over, man. Game over!"

Oh yeah. I quote this all the time. In that crazed, space marine voice!

 

[Lord_Michael]

Speaking of Blazing Saddles...

Hedley Lamarr: "My mind is a raging torrent, flooded with rivulets of thought, cascading into a waterfall of creative alternatives."

Taggart: "Gol-darnit Mr. Lamarr, you use your tongue purtier'n a twenty dollar whore."

Harvey Korman and Slim Pickens

 

[DehviantGirl]

Planes Trains and Automobiles

"Thoooooose aren't pillows!"

John Candy to Steve Martin

 

[sdineen]

ffff

I wish I had a dime for every dime ive got

 

[DehviantGirl]

I wish I had a dime for every dime ive got

Gasp!

I think a truck just hit me, or I'm in love.... I can't tell which at the moment.

DG

 

[Keroin]

"I'll be in my bunk." - Jayne, Firefly

 

[Lord_Michael]

all Ian Fleming movies; all Bonds

"Bond. James Bond."

 

[Pleasure_Fan]

Prince Humperdinck: Surrender.
Westley: You mean you wish to surrender to me? Very well, I accept.

Westley: We are men of action, lies do not become us

Inigo Montoya: Hello there. Slow going?
Man in Black: Look, I don't mean to be rude but this is not as easy as it looks, so I'd appreciate it if you wouldn't distract me.
Inigo Montoya: [apologetic] Sorry.
Man in Black: Thank you.

Inigo Montoya: Who are you?
Man in Black: No one of consequence.
Inigo Montoya: I must know...
Man in Black: Get used to disappointment.

Inigo Montoya: You are wonderful.
Man in Black: Thank you; I've worked hard to become so.
Inigo Montoya: I admit it, you are better than I am.
Man in Black: Then why are you smiling?
Inigo Montoya: Because I know something you don't know.
Man in Black: And what is that?
Inigo Montoya: I... am not left-handed.

Vizzini: You only think I guessed wrong! That's what's so funny! I switched glasses when your back was turned! Ha ha! You fool! You fell victim to one of the classic blunders - The most famous of which is "never get involved in a land war in Asia" - but only slightly less well-known is this: "Never go against a Sicilian when death is on the line"! Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha! Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha! Ha ha ha...

Miracle Max: Get back, witch.
Valerie: I'm not a witch, I'm your wife.

Westley: Who are you? Are we enemies? Why am I on this wall? Where is Buttercup?
Inigo Montoya: Let me 'splain.
[pause]
Inigo Montoya: No, there is too much. Let me sum up.

The Impressive Clergyman: Mawage. Mawage is wot bwings us togeder tooday. Mawage, that bwessed awangment, that dweam wifin a dweam...

Fezzik: Why do you wear a mask? Were you burned by acid, or something like that?
Man in Black: Oh no, it's just that they're terribly comfortable. I think everyone will be wearing them in the future.

Westley: Where am I?
The Albino: [raspy voice] The Pit of Despair! Don't even think...
[clears throat]
The Albino: ... don't even think about trying to escape.

Inigo Montoya: I want my father back, you son of a bitch!

 

[TimberRattler]

Vizzini: Inconceivable!

Inigo Montoya: I do not think that word means what you it means

 

[TimberRattler]

I'd be remiss if I didn't include a few from my personal favorite



Colonel Hart: A little too much bourbon in his bourbon.




Colonel Hart: What did you get the medal for?

Captain John Boyd: Cowardice.





Ives: Morality. The last bastion of a coward.





Knox: What are you cooking?

Ives: It's, uh... stew.

Knox: Need any help?

Ives: No, no, no. Perhaps later you might... contribute.







Ives: I found your Private Reich up there... or what was left of him. You didn't finish! Well, I can't blame you: he was tough.

[snorts]

Ives: But then, a good soldier ought to be.







Lindus: We're gonna promote you, Boyd. We could shoot you. But, as you singlehandedly captured the enemy command it might set a bad precedent.






from Ravenous

 

[Lord_Michael]

Dudley Moore (Arthur Bock) and John Gielgud (Hobson)

Arthur: "I think I'll take a bath now."
Hobson: "I'll alert the media."

Arthur

 

[YourCaptor]

This is for all you new people: I only have one rule. Everyone fights. No one quits. You don't do your job, I'll shoot you myself. You get me?

and

Do the interns get glocks?

No they all share one.

 

[Felix_Jones]

Icing 'appen when dee puck come down... Bang! ... You know... before dee udder guy. ...Nobody dere. My h'arm go comme ca, den dee game stop den start hup.

 

[Skaoi]

Colonel Hart: A little too much bourbon in his bourbon.

from Ravenous

I use this quote a lot!
This movie was crrrrraaaazzzy.

*side note - Has the bat phone been keeping you busy or what?!


From Casino

Nicky Santoro: I think in all fairness, I should explain to you exactly what it is that I do. For instance tomorrow morning I'll get up nice and early, take a walk down over to the bank and... walk in and see and, uh... if you don't have my money for me, I'll... crack your fuckin' head wide-open in front of everybody in the bank. And just about the time that I'm comin' out of jail, hopefully, you'll be coming out of your coma. And guess what? I'll split your fuckin' head open again. 'Cause I'm fuckin' stupid. I don't give a fuck about jail. That's my business. That's what I do.


Just once in my life I want to go Nicky Santoro on someone.

 

[Lord_Michael]

Merlin (Nicol Williamson)

"Looking at the cake is like looking at the future. Until you've tasted it, what do you really know? And then, of course, it's too late."

Excalibur

 

[Keroin]

"Come out to the coast, we'll get together, have a few laughs..."

John McClane, Die Hard

 

[Lord_Michael]

Count Dracula (Bela Lugosi)

"Listen to them: children of the night. What music they make."

Dracula

[Historical note: In the original Dracula, Bela Lugosi's phrasing and inflections often seem "off." Like question marks at the ends of declaratory sentences. But there's a good reason: at the time, Lugosi spoke only Hungarian, not English. He had no idea what he was saying. He read all his lines phonetically!
"There endeth the lesson." (Sean Connery, The Untouchables)]

 

[rekane]

"Put some skates on. Be your own hero."

"Go & get you some."

from Whip It

(um, who knew I'd choose this movie)

 

[subish2009]

"Isn't fun the best thing to have?"

Arthur Bach (Dudley Moore)

I second this! One of my faves!

 

[callinectes2]

"I have beat wholesale ass for a whole lot less than that."

"Oh, this twinkie thing..it ain't over yet."

 

[midwestyankee]

"Captain Wild Bill Kelso, United States Army Air Corps. Where the hell am I?"

"That's the craziest son of a bitch I've ever seen."

1941