Best Lines Ever

[Cattypuss]

Tombstone is the only western that I will voluntarily watch.

I've seen Tombstone. Unforgiven is the only Western I'll voluntarily watch - and I must have watched Unforgiven a dozen times over the years.


Little Bill: "You just shot an unarmed man."

Will Munny: "He should have armed himself if he's gonna decorate his saloon with my friend."

 

[Lord_Michael]

Willis, Parker and Malkovich

Frank Moses (Bruce Willis): It's not that bad. People get shot all the time.
Sarah Ross (Mary-Louise Parker): No they don't. They get paper cuts.
Marvin Boggs (John Malkovich): I mostly get shot.

-- Red

 

[vampwrrr]

Designing Women

Suzanne Sugarbaker: Well, I just can't believe that she's keeping us waiting so long. I mean, I have better things to do with my time than sitting around, waiting for some concubine to fall out of bed. I could be sitting at home, watching "Green Acres"!

 

[Lord_Michael]

Joe E. Lewis (Frank Sinatra)

"A man doesn't know what hapiness is until he's married. By then it's too late."

The Joker is Wild

 

[Lord_Michael]

Melvin Udall (Jack Nicholson) to Carol Connelly (Helen Hunt)

"You make me want to be a better man."

"As Good As It Gets"

 

[Cattypuss]

"You make me want to be a better man."

"As Good As It Gets"

A flawed but deeply moving film.

 

[midwestyankee]

A flawed but deeply moving film.

This movie should have come with a barf bag.

 

[Cattypuss]

This movie should have come with a barf bag.

LOL each to his own!

 

[Felix_Jones]

This was from a Louis CK show:

"If you're going to yell something out, we've got this new thing that you're supposed to do. Instead of yelling write it down on a piece of paper, get up from your seat, leave the theater, go home and kill yourself."

 

[Stella_Omega]

"You make me want to be a better man."

"As Good As It Gets"

He was lying, though.

 

[waaitg]

"Women have secrets. Water's wet, the sky is blue, women have secrets. Who gives a fuck?"

...

Jimmy: "Say man, you ever play ball? You got a good build."
Joe: "What are you, a fag?"
Jimmy: "No, I'm just trying to break the ice."
Joe: "I like ice. Leave it the fuck alone."

...

Jimmy: "Cory could have plenty of rich guys. Me, she loved."
Joe: "Oh, love, well, forget about that."
Jimmy: "You don't believe in love?"
Joe: "Yeah, I believe in love. I believe in cancer."
Jimmy: "What, they're both diseases?"
Joe: "Something like that."

The Last Boy Scout (For a lousy film with crappy acting, it had some great lines)