Be careful where you leave your clit

I'm not sure where mine is all the time, but I am confident it will be home by bedtime.
 
normally i'd link to the song "Detachable Penis" here but doing that on my lame p.o.s. phone would be too much work.

*pretend song link*
 
...does...does yours detach?

That's so cool!

Is it on the back of SaintPeter's foot?
 
Sometimes its little walk of shame with its labia waggling along behind, trying to find the keyhole in the dark, is a thing to ponder.
 
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