Share your funniest typos in sexting/chat that made you snort out loud🤣

[NewStartQueen]

Greetings Literotica members,

I am a fairly new member to the forums and chat. It’s been a great experience so far, with lots of kink and great chats from all over the place.

However, I was not prepared for the hilarity of the humble typo turning sexy time into ‘laughing so hard, I was crying’ time.

These two are my favourite stuff typos so far….

I’m a curvy wombat (instead of curvy woman)

And this one that I received … nard nupples (instead of hard nipples)

Please share the typos you have seen to help me leave the cave of awkward moments. And yes, I am aware of the edit button, but not quick enough it seems.

NSQ x

 

[abvt75]

I will go next @NewStartQueen

I am a brownie guy….. (BROWN)

 

[NewStartQueen]

Thank you @abvt75 . At least that makes you sound hungry

 

[abvt75]

Thank you @abvt75 . At least that makes you sound hungry

@NewStartQueen

I am always hungry!

I will give you another one

I love matured women( MATURE )

 

[abvt75]

The D at the end makes such a difference

 

[NewStartQueen]

Sounds like you're obsessed with cheese!

 

[abvt75]

Sounds like you're obsessed with cheese!

@NewStartQueen thats true…. I love cheese…. And I love milk, cows milk. I love fresh mozzarella….

I love the texture of fresh mozzarella…..

 

[Celticlight]

I love this. In the days of predictive text, I'll admit I enjoyed an ex telling me about how she wanted me to be 'dublin' her so hard

 

[NewStartQueen]

@Celticlight that is gold! So funny! Thanks for sharing!

 

[whenagain]

Greetings Literotica members,

I am a fairly new member to the forums and chat. It’s been a great experience so far, with lots of kink and great chats from all over the place.

However, I was not prepared for the hilarity of the humble typo turning sexy time into ‘laughing so hard, I was crying’ time.

These two are my favourite stuff typos so far….

I’m a curvy wombat (instead of curvy woman)

And this one that I received … nard nupples (instead of hard nipples)

Please share the typos you have seen to help me leave the cave of awkward moments. And yes, I am aware of the edit button, but not quick enough it seems.

NSQ x

Definitely been lots of “ducking”. . .

 

[NewStartQueen]

@whenagain an oldie but a goodie.

My recent favourite was "I'm rubbing my putty."

 

[whenagain]

@whenagain an oldie but a goodie.

My recent favourite was "I'm rubbing my putty."

That’s some looney toons sexting right there.

 

[RickTango]

@whenagain an oldie but a goodie.

My recent favourite was "I'm rubbing my putty."

“I tawt I taw a Puddy Cat, I did I did, I did”

 

[NewStartQueen]

Another contender for best typo of the week...

Do you like moral sex?

 

[SmokingFap]

When I was in my twenties and trying to find a real job in marketing, I mailed out over a dozen resumes that plugged my experience in "pubic" relations before I caught the typo. Spell-check doesn't help when you type an actual word...

 

[FreckledSprite]

I’m cunning.

I mean…I am but that wasn’t the appropriate time to discuss my personality.

 

[NewStartQueen]

When I was in my twenties and trying to find a real job in marketing, I mailed out over a dozen resumes that plugged my experience in "pubic" relations before I caught the typo. Spell-check doesn't help when you type an actual word...

Did anyone ask how good your pubic relations was?

 

[NewStartQueen]

I’m cunning.

I mean…I am but that wasn’t the appropriate time to discuss my personality.

Fabulous! I'm surprised that hasn't happened to me yet

 

[NewStartQueen]

Another contender from me.... I'm right on the hedge

Sounds like I'm a know-it-all arborist

 

[SmokingFap]

Did anyone ask how good your pubic relations was?

Pretty sure I never got an interview from a single one of those resumés.

 

[NewStartQueen]

Pretty sure I never got an interview from a single one of those resumés.

Their loss.... I'm sure you would have made the clients very happy and satisfied with your pubic relations

 

[SmokingFap]

Their loss.... I'm sure you would have made the clients very happy and satisfied with your pubic relations

I think I probably should have just applied for customer service positions...

 

[Nicefella]

When I was in my twenties and trying to find a real job in marketing, I mailed out over a dozen resumes that plugged my experience in "pubic" relations before I caught the typo. Spell-check doesn't help when you type an actual word...

Same here. Except I wrote pubic policy on a law school paper. Aced that motherfucker.

 

[SmokingFap]

Same here. Except I wrote pubic policy on a law school paper. Aced that motherfucker.

I wonder if your Prof wasn't a great proofreader, or if you just got bonus points for your takes on "pubic policy".

 

[KentLondon]

When I was working as a tennis coach, one of my female pupils mistakenly sent me a text that was meant for her boyfriend.

She mentioned some trust issues between them and I loved her sentence saying: "I want you to thrust in me."

Two weeks later, after our next training session, that's exactly what I did!