bad girls wanted

[seymourbutts]

Where have all the dirty girls gone?

Are'nt there any ladies left, in the US of A who suffer from sleepless nites, tossed in anguish by dreams of being sexually ravished, forced to perform unatural sexual acts with faceless strangers, for hours and hours etc,etc

Tried unsuccessfully to handle the problem by yourself, Dr Ruth no help, not even the , neighbour, milkman, paperboy, priest

Well fear not fair damsel - help is at hand.
We have the solutions
We can drive them demons right outta your body. clear outta your mind.

Doesnt matter how long it takes, what we have to do, not matter how bad, dirty, kinky or perverted we have to become to get to your level of degredation - we'll do it, its our duty.
As dedicated proffessionals helping you get the peice you need our only goal.

Ladies, if you are single, solo, divorced, seperated, married, widowed........ we can help you.

 

[AskACumSlut]

Someone want to explain this thread to me?

 

[Guest]

 

[AskACumSlut]

Someone shoot this boring cunt

Laurel said I can't

It wasn't so much boring as unintelligible.

 

[Guest]

 

[Pandora's Box]

here i am! dreaming of being ravished by my chiwawa *get back here brutus.....whack*

tried unsuccessfully to handle my own orgasms but can't seem to stop falling off the damn bed. *as i hit the floor face first*

so desperate the other day that i answered the door with my crotchless panties on but the local pool boy ran down the street screaming *blowing into a tissue*

i am here to request for your help.

address: 96 dirty knee's lane
emerald city, oz

p.s. do foul smells bother u?

 

[KillerMuffin]

I'm a bad girl.

Somehow I doubt you can handle me, though. Takes a helluva man to do that.

 

[Guest]

 

[KillerMuffin]

It's my brain, baby, not my body. The body is nice, but it isn't what makes me who I am.

 

[Guest]

 

[KillerMuffin]

That's it? A one-liner straight out of a third grade insult book? Give me some effort here. Work with me on this one. You barely qualify as a blip on the offense-o-radar. Gawd spare me from small-time pinheads with neither originality nor creativity.

 

[Don K Dyck]

Bugger Off Hanns!!

Well fuck...if this shambles of a display is your "brain"...then I hope to god for your sake that your body is better

Hi Hopeless Hanns,

Forgive me for thinking that you may have learned a few social manners since we last met . . . that noise you hear in your ears is either tintanus or your skull echoing while your miniscule brain rolls around in the vacuum between your ears . . . Would you mind doing Lit a favour and just bugger off or, if it is within your infinitely small mental capacity, learn some posting manners so that the threads remain a place where everybody can post in peace. Your present trivial attempts at repartee fail abysmally to raise even the minutest smirk on the faces of those people who have not already labelled you with the "Ignore" button.

(Apologies, Muffin . . . but this poor excuse for a sub-normal parasite has taken too many liberties with the lovely ladies of Lit)

 

[Devilish1]

Where have all the dirty girls gone?


We can drive them demons right outta your body.

Well to start off, im not a dirty girl....... But i am a little red devil when i wanna be.

And as for driving the demons right outta my body? Thats what makes me so devilish.

 

[Devilish1]

Btw Don K. Dyck, I just love the little red devil you have in you Sig.
It looks just like the key chain i just got 2 weeks ago.
Im wanting to get a little red devil tattoo sometime in the near future and that is simiular to what im wanting.

 

[Don K Dyck]

Your PLeasure . . .

Btw Don K. Dyck, I just love the little red devil you have in you Sig.
It looks just like the key chain i just got 2 weeks ago.
Im wanting to get a little red devil tattoo sometime in the near future and that is simiular to what im wanting.

Why Devilish, it would be a real pleasure to make your sig cumtrue . . .

 

[Devilish1]

Re: Your PLeasure . . .

Why Devilish, it would be a real pleasure to make your sig cumtrue . . .

WooHoooo!!!!!!

 

[#1tankcomander]

That's it? A one-liner straight out of a third grade insult book? Give me some effort here. Work with me on this one. You barely qualify as a blip on the offense-o-radar. Gawd spare me from small-time pinheads with neither originality nor creativity.

Now, now, now Killer little teenage boys are not worth your typing ability! You said it your self to Marksgirl, not in so many words, so don't lower your self to a silly junior high school student who is a wanna be! Now then if you're ready to play with the big boys, then that's another story and worth your abilities!

Love the gun, babe!

 

[Lasz]

I'm a bad girl.

Somehow I doubt you can handle me, though. Takes a helluva man to do that.

I doubt I could handle you either. But you can at least let me try. If I practice with the best I can learn to handle the best right? Who know I might be a helluva man and dont even know it.

 

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