Bad Gift! Have I the Right to Feel Disappointed?

[jacks4u]

LOL- I hope to get a lot of upskirt shots with my camera when I visit Scotland, then!

We saw Henry's cod piece in London. It is ... pornographic! We have pics. Do you think King Henry was THAT large in reality?

Charley,

When you travle to Scotland, just be sure to have some blue ribbon! It'll come in handy when Ogg passes out!

 

[Dragonlipz]

Um, so if Secret Santa sends you a piece of dog shit, you'll feel damned lucky rather than disappointed or complaining?

I didn't say that I'd FEEL damned lucky, only that I'd BE damned lucky to get anything at all - I'd have to feel interested if someone took the time and effort to send me a dog turd but if, indeed, I had aggravated or inspired them to do so, then I'd feel sort of happy, satisfied even, that someone cared enough to send me a rotten gift.....kind of bittersweet, doncha know?

 

[JAMESBJOHNSON]

Tony wasnt gifted with dog shit; she got inexpensive chocolate candy.

The girlz can twist the issue into pretzels but the bottom-line is the candy was within the gift limit, and there's not one woman alive who'd go over the gift limit for a man or a woman.

 

[Lisa Summers]

Every year my company gives a party, and at that time there is a gift exchange. ..... I realize that I might not be as interesting to every guy I know as I think I am, but it's like every single thing I've said to him or around him just went in one ear and out the other. I've hardly been able to talk to him since.

In my experience, men put about 1% of the effort into selecting gifts that women do. It's in his genes, dear.

 

[3113]

I didn't say that I'd FEEL damned lucky, only that I'd BE damned lucky to get anything at all - I'd have to feel interested if someone took the time and effort to send me a dog turd but if, indeed, I had aggravated or inspired them to do so, then I'd feel sort of happy, satisfied even, that someone cared enough to send me a rotten gift.....kind of bittersweet, doncha know?

So you're a masochist?

 

[fifty5]

In my experience, men put about 1% of the effort into selecting gifts that women do. It's in his genes, dear.

Sorry, Lisa, but you've got that wrong. Many men put even more effort and energy into choosing gifts, but 99% of that is about, "What the fuck should I get? I get it wrong when I just say, 'Good Morning,' so how the hell am I going to get a gift right? Shit, if I bought diamonds, that would be wrong some way! I don't know why it would be wrong, but I know for certain it would be! WHAT THE FUCKING FUCK SHOULD I GET?"

After that lead-up, men then buy either the wrong sort of chocolates or a plastic dog-turd...

Men buying for men (gay men aside) only does take 1% of the effort: stuff I like myself will be OK.

 

[JAMESBJOHNSON]

Buying gifts for women is like cleaning up dog shit. We do it because we have to.

Guys! Do this: The next time a TONY rides your ass for a gift give her...a bar of soap, a stick of deoderant, a razor, and samples of toothpaste and SCOPE.

 

[vrosej10]

Buying gifts for women is like cleaning up dog shit. We do it because we have to.

Guys! Do this: The next time a TONY rides your ass for a gift give her...a bar of soap, a stick of deoderant, a razor, and samples of toothpaste and SCOPE.

No wonder you're so cranky. You haven't gotten any in a while. Try being nicer. Women don't enjoy non-stop arsehole. Really. It works and not calling them a skank when you can't win an argument helps.