Bachlum Chaam

[Bachlum Chaam]

A portion that's all i get?

But mayhap we speak of portions in a different context

 

[~*sunkyssed_kym*~]

Hello young Kym just keep it calm
I'll do as you say
now you've twisted my arm
you won't even have to pay
take off your clothes
and let us play
but first, how are you Today?

Greetings my dear Starkpic, I am just fine
Its good to see you, and read your rhyme
I've been sunning, so not much clothes do I wear,
But off they'll cum if you promise not to stare
You see I've a scar or two from past hospital stays
that tend to draw the eye and make me hesitant to play
But all that is moot for you are so far away
And to broach that distance would require for me to stay
Without the dosh to make the trip,
Its here in the heat that I must sit
Stuck here in the Land O' Sunshine
my heart left to wish and pine!


-kym- Wishing, wanting, Lusting...........

 

[Vinde]

But mayhap we speak of portions in a different context

Just what kind of portion are we talking then...........Tell me more.

 

[Bachlum Chaam]

Just what kind of portion are we talking then...........Tell me more.

The portion of which we speak is aa matter of lovemaking my lady

 

[Bachlum Chaam]

Greetings my dear Starkpic, I am just fine
Its good to see you, and read your rhyme
I've been sunning, so not much clothes do I wear,
But off they'll cum if you promise not to stare
You see I've a scar or two from past hospital stays
that tend to draw the eye and make me hesitant to play
But all that is moot for you are so far away
And to broach that distance would require for me to stay
Without the dosh to make the trip,
Its here in the heat that I must sit
Stuck here in the Land O' Sunshine
my heart left to wish and pine!


-kym- Wishing, wanting, Lusting...........

You will make Stark come over all unecessary saying things like that my lady

 

[~*sunkyssed_kym*~]

You will make Stark come over all unecessary saying things like that my lady

Mayhap its my intention Bachlum???


-kym- love to make Him cum

 

[Bachlum Chaam]

Mayhap its my intention Bachlum???


-kym- love to make Him cum

But mayhap my lady poor old Stark isn,t up to it

 

[~*sunkyssed_kym*~]

But mayhap my lady poor old Stark isn,t up to it

OH MY BACHLUM!! SAY IT ISN'T TRUE! I know he just celebrated his B'day last week, but surely he's not >>>gasp<<< impotent!


-kym- hoping its not so for Stark's benefit

 

[Bachlum Chaam]

OH MY BACHLUM!! SAY IT ISN'T TRUE! I know he just celebrated his B'day last week, but surely he's not >>>gasp<<< impotent!


-kym- hoping its not so for Stark's benefit

But my lady does he not look in his dotage?Mind as you are wonderous and beautiful mayhap you could get a rise out of him

 

[~*sunkyssed_kym*~]

But my lady does he not look in his dotage?Mind as you are wonderous and beautiful mayhap you could get a rise out of him

But my dear Bachlum, if he is as old as you suggest, I'd not wish to be the death of him either. Its a fear of mine that a lover will have a heart attack when I am shagging him into the mattress. It would crush me to be the cause of his demise!


-kym- no death shags for me

 

[Bachlum Chaam]

But my dear Bachlum, if he is as old as you suggest, I'd not wish to be the death of him either. Its a fear of mine that a lover will have a heart attack when I am shagging him into the mattress. It would crush me to be the cause of his demise!


-kym- no death shags for me

But my lady what better way to cark it than in the throes of rumpy pumpy with a beauty (take Adam Faith died last week whilst boffing a 20 year old,)Didnt hear him complain

 

[~*sunkyssed_kym*~]

But my lady what better way to cark it than in the throes of rumpy pumpy with a beauty (take Adam Faith died last week whilst boffing a 20 year old,)Didnt hear him complain

Nor would I expect for him to either Bachlum! But I'd still hate the thought of taking poor Stark out because of my insatiable appetite for sex. what a loss it would be here at Lit! No more reason and rhyme to stroke my mind.
No, me thinks Stark is better left to remain alive and well here at Lit.

-kym- >>sighing<< another hope down the drain.....

 

[Bachlum Chaam]

Nor would I expect for him to either Bachlum! But I'd still hate the thought of taking poor Stark out because of my insatiable appetite for sex. what a loss it would be here at Lit! No more reason and rhyme to stroke my mind.
No, me thinks Stark is better left to remain alive and well here at Lit.

-kym- >>sighing<< another hope down the drain.....

Mayhap we should wait to see what the old and infirm Stark has to say my lady,plus I,d hate to be the reason Stark loses out on tupping a beauty

 

[~*sunkyssed_kym*~]

Mayhap we should wait to see what the old and infirm Stark has to say my lady,plus I,d hate to be the reason Stark loses out on tupping a beauty

Perhaps if he is that infirm..... it may take him a while to find his.....

YIKES!!

-kym- I love older men, but I do have my limits

 

[starkpic]

What is this I 'ear?

Perhaps if he is that infirm..... it may take him a while to find his.....

YIKES!!

-kym- I love older men, but I do have my limits

Fear not, young Kym my beautiful lass
Pay nay heed to the Bachlum ass!

I've been graftin' all day long
in my body there's nowt that's wrong!
I was lookin' for models high and low
but now I've got an overflow!
There's eight now a'waitin' on me
rather more than I thought there'd be.
So work is rearin' its naked head
whilst I think of thee strapped to my bed.
My nubile nymph over yon sea
build a plane and fly to me!
I need some love and affection
could such come from thy direction?


(How are you Bachlum Chap? )

 

[Bachlum Chaam]

A lot better for hearing you are well my friend,you need to hunt the boards to find where I have been disparaging you muhahaha

 

[starkpic]

A lot better for hearing you are well my friend,you need to hunt the boards to find where I have been disparaging you muhahaha

That has been noticed, Bachlum, sar!
I find your ramblings near and far!

But I must say,
It looks this way;
had you been given another day
I'd need Burke and Hare to free the clay!

 

[Bachlum Chaam]

That has been noticed, Bachlum, sar!
I find your ramblings near and far!

But I must say,
It looks this way;
had you been given another day
I'd need Burke and Hare to free the clay!

muhahahaha nice one sir

 

[~*sunkyssed_kym*~]

Re: What is this I 'ear?

Fear not, young Kym my beautiful lass
Pay nay heed to the Bachlum ass!

I've been graftin' all day long
in my body there's nowt that's wrong!
I was lookin' for models high and low
but now I've got an overflow!
There's eight now a'waitin' on me
rather more than I thought there'd be.
So work is rearin' its naked head
whilst I think of thee strapped to my bed.
My nubile nymph over yon sea
build a plane and fly to me!
I need some love and affection
could such come from thy direction?


(How are you Bachlum Chap? )

Whew she sighs with much release
Stark is fine, and his rhyme does please
Bachlum had me so concerned for our darling Starkpic
His foot in the grave because his heart had no more tic
But Stark has shown up and proved the tale all wrong
He's been busy photographing all day long
Poor Stark to be so misaligned by dratted Bachlum
Telling such tales of rubbish, like he could not cum
But now Starkpic's here and all is as it should be
Giving me roses all the while propositioning me!


-kym- es for Stark

 

[starkpic]

Re: Re: What is this I 'ear?

Whew she sighs with much release
Stark is fine, and his rhyme does please
Bachlum had me so concerned for our darling Starkpic
His foot in the grave because his heart had no more tic
But Stark has shown up and proved the tale all wrong
He's been busy photographing all day long
Poor Stark to be so misaligned by dratted Bachlum
Telling such tales of rubbish, like he could not cum
But now Starkpic's here and all is as it should be
Giving me roses all the while propositioning me!


-kym- es for Stark

I hope you are well my sweetie Kym
in future, pay no heed to HIM!
Its you I'll spank; so don't forget!
Bachlum gets his from the vet.
Truly I'm pleased that you're about
with nubile figure and seductive pout.
Pity you don't live nearer to me
a long way off, is that Florideee.
Its good to know we can keep in touch
I know if I'd met you, I'd miss you much.
But, my friend, I must now go
to check my mother down below.
I hope you have a pleasant time
and I will try hard to break this rhyme!

 

[~*sunkyssed_kym*~]

Re: Re: Re: What is this I 'ear?

I hope you are well my sweetie Kym
in future, pay no heed to HIM!
Its you I'll spank; so don't forget!
Bachlum gets his from the vet.
Truly I'm pleased that you're about
with nubile figure and seductive pout.
Pity you don't live nearer to me
a long way off, is that Florideee.
Its good to know we can keep in touch
I know if I'd met you, I'd miss you much.
But, my friend, I must now go
to check my mother down below.
I hope you have a pleasant time
and I will try hard to break this rhyme!

My dearest Starkpic what brilliance you do show!
Such thought and humour written throughout your prose!
How nice it would feel to have you spank me
I'd gladly fold myself over your waiting knee
But with the big pond bwteen us its hard to foresee
When I shall be in England again, what shame for me!
Knowing there is one who might be my match
In things sexual, that would be a good catch!
So don't be a stranger and stay in contact
And mayhap one day, we'll meet in the sack!
Now take very good care of your dear old Mum
And we'll forget about those nasty tales of Bachlum

Be well Stark

-kym- waving farewell to Starkpic

 

[Vinde]

Just a quick bump and grind for your thread.
I haven't much to say here tonight though. I guess you will just have to think of something tomorrow.
Good luck in your business today.

 

[Bachlum Chaam]

Just a quick bump and grind for your thread.
I haven't much to say here tonight though. I guess you will just have to think of something tomorrow.
Good luck in your business today.

Thank you very much my lady tis kind of you

 

[Vinde]

Thank you very much my lady tis kind of you

No problem, i like to make you happy.

 

[Bachlum Chaam]

No problem, i like to make you happy.

My lady a kind word,a smile,your voice, you make me happy always