Bachlum Chaam

[Bachlum Chaam]

No my lord it is you who have gone missing. You just haven't been looking in the right places.

My lovely lady I have been bereft without you,I feel you need a little spanking for leaving me alone for so long

 

[Vinde]

My lovely lady I have been bereft without you,I feel you need a little spanking for leaving me alone for so long

But it was you who was gone for so long, isn't it you that needs to be spanked.

 

[Vinde]

It was because of you i had to post on the horny thread last night. No one around to give me a proper seeing to.

 

[Bachlum Chaam]

It was because of you i had to post on the horny thread last night. No one around to give me a proper seeing to.

Then it appears I must take you in hand my lady and give you a rodgering and transport you to orgasmic heaven,if you would enter my chambers my lady,*picking up the lady Vinde and slinging her over his shoulder and a slap on her arse*

 

[Vinde]

Then it appears I must take you in hand my lady and give you a rodgering and transport you to orgasmic heaven,if you would enter my chambers my lady,*picking up the lady Vinde and slinging her over his shoulder and a slap on her arse*

2days later
My lord Bachlum, i may never have to post on the horny thread again.

 

[Bachlum Chaam]

2days later
My lord Bachlum, i may never have to post on the horny thread again.

Well my lady Vinde that was a rather special appettiser, now may we move to the main course as I am just warmed up

 

[Vinde]

Well my lady Vinde that was a rather special appettiser, now may we move to the main course as I am just warmed up

Lead away i'm right behind you

 

[Bachlum Chaam]

Lead away i'm right behind you

Yes but you would pinch my arse again,not that I won,t enjoy it but I would sooner be the giver rather than than the recipient

 

[starkpic]

giver? You!

Yes but you would pinch my arse again,not that I won,t enjoy it but I would sooner be the giver rather than than the recipient

Sir, other than problems, of one sort or t'other, I doubt you have truly given anything ever!
Pray, I beseech thee, Lady Vinde be not fooled by Bachlum's soft words concealing his venomous spirit!

 

[Vinde]

Re: giver? You!

Sir, other than problems, of one sort or t'other, I doubt you have truly given anything ever!
Pray, I beseech thee, Lady Vinde be not fooled by Bachlum's soft words concealing his venomous spirit!

Venomous maybe, but his bite is sweet.

 

[Bachlum Chaam]

Re: giver? You!

Sir, other than problems, of one sort or t'other, I doubt you have truly given anything ever!
Pray, I beseech thee, Lady Vinde be not fooled by Bachlum's soft words concealing his venomous spirit!

But sir Stark the good lady knows that I am clean of spirit and mind,I cannot help it if the lady lusts after my every touch or word,because she is such a lusty beauty

 

[starkpic]

Re: Re: giver? You!

But sir Stark the good lady knows that I am clean of spirit and mind,I cannot help it if the lady lusts after my every touch or word,because she is such a lusty beauty

Cleaned out by spirit, sir, no doubt! Whisky or Meths., Bachlum'll finish the bottle!!

I agree on one point, my good man; the Lady Vinde is indeed a lusty beauty!

 

[Bachlum Chaam]

Re: Re: Re: giver? You!

Cleaned out by spirit, sir, no doubt! Whisky or Meths., Bachlum'll finish the bottle!!

I agree on one point, my good man; the Lady Vinde is indeed a lusty beauty!

True sir she is and there is nothing wrong with the odd flagon of ale

 

[Vinde]

Re: Re: Re: Re: giver? You!

True sir she is and there is nothing wrong with the odd flagon of ale

Well thank you kind sirs for the compliment.
Let's all toast my lusty beauty with a flagon of ale.

 

[Bachlum Chaam]

Re: Re: Re: Re: Re: giver? You!

Well thank you kind sirs for the compliment.
Let's all toast my lusty beauty with a flagon of ale.

Much prefer to drink it from thine own bod my lady

 

[Vinde]

Re: Re: Re: Re: Re: Re: giver? You!

Much prefer to drink it from thine own bod my lady

My belly button is all yours my lord. . . hehehe

 

[Bachlum Chaam]

Re: Re: Re: Re: Re: Re: Re: giver? You!

My belly button is all yours my lord. . . hehehe

I would willingly take that which is offered even if only thy belly button

 

[Vinde]

Re: Re: Re: Re: Re: Re: Re: Re: giver? You!

I would willingly take that which is offered even if only thy belly button

What other part of my body would you like to drink from if you could?

 

[Bachlum Chaam]

Re: Re: Re: Re: Re: Re: Re: Re: Re: giver? You!

What other part of my body would you like to drink from if you could?

I want it all my lady every last square inch

 

[Vinde]

Re: Re: Re: Re: Re: Re: Re: Re: Re: Re: giver? You!

I want it all my lady every last square inch

Now my lord, you don't want me to seem like a women of loose virtues.
Earlier events not withstanding.

 

[Bachlum Chaam]

Re: Re: Re: Re: Re: Re: Re: Re: Re: Re: Re: giver? You!

Now my lord, you don't want me to seem like a women of loose virtues.
Earlier events not withstanding.

Of course not my lady it has never been a question of your virtue

 

[Vinde]

Re: Re: Re: Re: Re: Re: Re: Re: Re: Re: Re: Re: giver? You!

Of course not my lady it has never been a question of your virtue

Ok just making sure. You did say all my body right?

 

[Bachlum Chaam]

Re: Re: Re: Re: Re: Re: Re: Re: Re: Re: Re: Re: Re: giver? You!

Ok just making sure. You did say all my body right?

In its entirety my lady

 

[Bachlum Chaam]

Its alright when you have to bump your own shit

 

[starkpic]

Its alright when you have to bump your own shit

Were I thee, sir Bachlum, I'd keep mi'business well hidden!