Bachlum Chaam

[~*sunkyssed_kym*~]

Re: Re: Re: Re: Re: Ha, ha, ha,ha, arf, arf!

Replies, so often, are far too rushed
and thus their spirit often crushed.
Me, I like a few weeks' think
of Kymmie's cheeks a'glowin' pink
Her strapp'ed down starko nude
to a bedstead, tree-bark crude
I'm content to watch and listen
to squeals, slaps and see the glisten
To mine ears her shreiks would be a delight
her squirming too, a pleasing sight.
I'd have mi' camera, close nearby
and capture all before my eye.

I see you've not changed in your absence sir Stark
I should have known this would be your remark
Satisfying your voyeuristic needs as you photograph my kink
Leaves me wondering if that's all of which you think!
Dear Starkie if this is what MY-Sir decrees
Then its me red arse that your camera will see
But the whole deal is soley dependent on Him
And I'll not say anything to put me out on a limb
He knows I'll obey whatever His wish
Except to take my meals out of a dog dish!
I give Him my full submission and have no regrets
Nor is the anything of which I might need to fret
If this is MY-Sir's desire to see me done so
Then its fine by me; just to let you know!

-kym- happy to see Starkie back with us

 

[~*sunkyssed_kym*~]

Stark appears in the dark
whip in hand to leave his mark
Kym and Vinde run in dread
of being lashed to his bed
rise and fall of said whip
to leave a mark from the tip
wenches tears do so flow
Starkies hand does not slow
grinning rictus on his face
the lashing speeds all apace
red of eye looks so queer
a month solid upon the beer
too pissed to change attire
insisting all call him sire
Gotham village hides in dread
all afeared to show their head
striding through the dark
the anti christ known as Stark

Dear Bachlum its wonderful to see your post
And making such a rhyme is what I love most!
I see your literary skills are finely honed
With Stark's description of being stoned
I could almost imagine him grinning from ear to ear
And the look of his red eyes, makes me quake in fear.
But I know dear Starkie is really not that way
He's a perv who works too many hours of the day
He stays busy snapping photos of his many tarts
So many wenches to photograph a la carte!
I'm happy that he's doing so well in his trade
I just wish he'd return before these threads fade!
Tis good to see you Bachlum as I've said
Now don't let my praise go to your head!

-kym- Tart du jour

 

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tart de jour....

Dear Bachlum its wonderful to see your post
And making such a rhyme is what I love most!
I see your literary skills are finely honed
With Stark's description of being stoned
I could almost imagine him grinning from ear to ear
And the look of his red eyes, makes me quake in fear.
But I know dear Starkie is really not that way
He's a perv who works too many hours of the day
He stays busy snapping photos of his many tarts
So many wenches to photograph a la carte!
I'm happy that he's doing so well in his trade
I just wish he'd return before these threads fade!
Tis good to see you Bachlum as I've said
Now don't let my praise go to your head!

-kym- Tart du jour

Aye, aye, mi'lady Kymmie!

I've bin buildin' walls and bought a truck
and note that ye've bin runnin' amuck.
I ain't heard nowt from any here
I guess that's purely down to fear
I bin that busy ye'd not believe
even missed midsummer's eve
now I wonder how all be
Vinde, Bachlum and even thee.

Hope you are well, mi'lady Floridickall Fleur.

 

[~*sunkyssed_kym*~]

Re: tart de jour....

Aye, aye, mi'lady Kymmie!

I've bin buildin' walls and bought a truck
and note that ye've bin runnin' amuck.
I ain't heard nowt from any here
I guess that's purely down to fear
I bin that busy ye'd not believe
even missed midsummer's eve
now I wonder how all be
Vinde, Bachlum and even thee.

Hope you are well, mi'lady Floridickall Fleur.

Starkie,
I can well imagine you trundling around in your truck
Picking up all sorts of photographic women, with any good luck
But buildin' walls and missing such events as midsummer's eve!
I'm dumbfounded and find that very difficult to believe!
A chap as talented at snapping pics such as you
I'd think would hire another to build his wall new.
Missing midsummer could be a blessing and a boon
For Puck and his potions can make one silly as a loon
No my friend Stark, I think that you're better for missing it,
You could be smitten with one who was given to terrible fits.

As for me, I've not been 'round these parts very much
I've been busy with other things and quite out of touch.
Trying to get myself ready for my impending trip
Striving to be good and not allow my behaviour to slip
I don't want MY-Sir becoming cross and whipping me
A spanking is fine, administered across His knee
Those differ from a whipping done because of infractions
So I try and I temper myself to avoid that reaction.
I am looking forward to being with MY-Sir once more
And I apologize to you if I am beginning to bore
But its been ages since I last gazed deeply into His eyes
Being last November when we said our goodbyes
That's soon to change and I'm filled with great joy
Come mid September, I will again be MY-Sir's toy!
Gawd how I hate being separated from Him
The deep blue sea between MY-Sir and His kym


Starkie Its wonderful to know that you're doing so well
But I've missed your rhyming, as if you couldn't tell
I hope that you continue to enjoy life in your 'shire
But next time, a wall builder make sure that you hire!
Be well my dear and perhaps the day will yet come
When life will won't be such a pain in the bum!
Be well and happy Starkie!

-kym- Floridillic Fleur who is in need of His ...........

 

[starkpic]

Well, thee little Floridyctile Fleur!

That had quite a rythm.
'twould seem that your Sir Dave and Bachlum Shame are off together, drinkin' no doubt.
Neither can be found so all looks ominous for thee.
I would be so bold as to suspect they be discussin' thee and thy need for discipline. The other thing I forgot to tell your Sire of is my recently acquired tin baths. I am sure that he will have ideas for their usage.

Be well, my mischievous swamp dweller

 

[~*sunkyssed_kym*~]

Re: Well, thee little Floridyctile Fleur!

That had quite a rythm.
'twould seem that your Sir Dave and Bachlum Shame are off together, drinkin' no doubt.
Neither can be found so all looks ominous for thee.
I would be so bold as to suspect they be discussin' thee and thy need for discipline. The other thing I forgot to tell your Sire of is my recently acquired tin baths. I am sure that he will have ideas for their usage.

Be well, my mischievous swamp dweller

My dear misinformed Starkums:
A mischievous swamp dweller hardly describes me
Cheeky beach loving submisive, fits me to a tee
I'm miles away from the muck and the mire
'round my parts one can see no sawgrass or briar
I see miles of white sandy beaches and deep blue sea
I've canoed the swamp and decided its not the place to be
Bein' full of slitherin' snakes and gators with very nasty bites
Don't think I wish to get to close to one of those sights!
No thanks Starkums, I'll remain here close by the shore
Watching the waves and swimsuits, one never gets bored!

In Sir Dave's defence I must let you know
He's not a drinker of spirits, prefering a cup o' joe
He's not against it, but prefers to not imbibe
Tho I can't speak for Bachlum, our English scribe.
No, I've spoken with Sir Dave on the phone and the net
And His mind is on me, of that you can bet!
He longs to have me again before Him on my knees
He likes my technique, because it does Him please!
So rest you mind dear Starkums, and have no more thoughts such as that
Sir Dave loves His sub, and considers her PHAT!
Be well Starkie and keep smiling!

-kym- Phat submissive sucker

 

[starkpic]

Kymmie the sand nymph

My dear little sand-encrusted nymph, my erotic submissive whose submissions here are rather less than submissive in content, my missive, which worked a treat, was a deep psychological ploy to bring out the real demon in thee; your quick retorts save me the hours of beatin' about the bush as wasted by your average psychiatrist. Sir Dave, like myself, is one who has seen the perils of John Barleycorn and his tribe, and thus refrain from such vulgar potions. Unlike our friend Bachloon, who is not happy until firkin 'pon firkin have torrented down his gullet for guzzlin' within his vast intestines.

Be well, my Floridyllic encrustation

 

[Bachlum Chaam]

One would expect nothing less from the grinning buffoon Stark after evening upon evening in his cups in darkest Gotham, huge red nose and bloated face from all said swilling, nose always stuck in the trough
Get thee gone Stark

 

[starkpic]

From whence came thee?

One would expect nothing less from the grinning buffoon Stark after evening upon evening in his cups in darkest Gotham, huge red nose and bloated face from all said swilling, nose always stuck in the trough
Get thee gone Stark

I knew such script would drag ye from loungin'. D'ye have a computer in the alehouse with some barmaid checkin' it for thee or what?

 

[~*sunkyssed_kym*~]

Re: Kymmie the sand nymph

My dear little sand-encrusted nymph, my erotic submissive whose submissions here are rather less than submissive in content, my missive, which worked a treat, was a deep psychological ploy to bring out the real demon in thee; your quick retorts save me the hours of beatin' about the bush as wasted by your average psychiatrist. Sir Dave, like myself, is one who has seen the perils of John Barleycorn and his tribe, and thus refrain from such vulgar potions. Unlike our friend Bachloon, who is not happy until firkin 'pon firkin have torrented down his gullet for guzzlin' within his vast intestines.

Be well, my Floridyllic encrustation

Er........ Starkums??? What exactly have you been beating??? Do you need specs to help you find yon bush??

-kym- no sand in my panties

 

[Bachlum Chaam]

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Er........ Starkums??? What exactly have you been beating??? Do you need specs to help you find yon bush??

-kym- no sand in my panties

Errr... Kym what panties? yon Master Dave said you weren't allowed any I'm sure

 

[~*sunkyssed_kym*~]

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Errr... Kym what panties? yon Master Dave said you weren't allowed any I'm sure

Persactly my point Bachlum! You catch on quick, don't ya??

-kym- His sandless tart

 

[starkpic]

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Persactly my point Bachlum! You catch on quick, don't ya??

-kym- His sandless tart

I say, Bachlum, does'nt this young fillie make you want to take her by the ear, bend 'er over and give 'er buttocks a good threshin' and more!

 

[Bachlum Chaam]

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I say, Bachlum, does'nt this young fillie make you want to take her by the ear, bend 'er over and give 'er buttocks a good threshin' and more!

Tis not a problem Stark yon floridian bird will be in deep doo doo as soon as 'er Master spots 'ow cheeky she's been, gonna end up with a candy striped jacksy methinks

 

[starkpic]

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Tis not a problem Stark yon floridian bird will be in deep doo doo as soon as 'er Master spots 'ow cheeky she's been, gonna end up with a candy striped jacksy methinks

True, true,true,true,true,true, my old pal, arf,arf,arf,arf,arfarf! What!