Bachlum Chaam

[The_Dragon_Tamer]

Were I thee, sir Bachlum, I'd keep mi'business well hidden!

At times, Sir Starkpic, it doth a body good to reveal'eth to others a bit of thyself. To risk'eth little is to gain'eth little.

 

[Bachlum Chaam]

Hehehe in my own thread I can be as gross as I wish,I thank you all for conversing in here with me tis a true pleasure

 

[starkpic]

Hehehe in my own thread I can be as gross as I wish,I thank you all for conversing in here with me tis a true pleasure

A true pleasure for thee, maybe, Sir Bachluny! For some of us the task verges on being nearer ordeal! For the ladies particularly!

 

[Bachlum Chaam]

A true pleasure for thee, maybe, Sir Bachluny! For some of us the task verges on being nearer ordeal! For the ladies particularly!

There will not be many that think it an ordeal Stark

 

[Bachlum Chaam]

As this is my thread I would like to state I,m fed up feeling like fucking shit.Not a good day at all

 

[Feistyred16]

Ahhhh look 2 of my favorite men in the same place at once..hello to you my darlings....
Bach, I'm sorry you feel bad hon, I hope you get better soon...
Sir, where have you been, neither of you talk to me anymore..on to bigger & better things huh?

 

[Bachlum Chaam]

Ahhhh look 2 of my favorite men in the same place at once..hello to you my darlings....
Bach, I'm sorry you feel bad hon, I hope you get better soon...
Sir, where have you been, neither of you talk to me anymore..on to bigger & better things huh?

been keeping a low profile too many shitty things in my life and 1 very good thing,but never enough of the good *sigh*

But tis good to hear from you my lady

 

[gottaBme]

Handing my dear friend a shovel........

Hurry up and dig yourself out of the shit....we miss you

 

[gentlelady]

Re: Handing my dear friend a shovel........

Hurry up and dig yourself out of the shit....we miss you

Just chasing gotta around the boards today.


Hi Bachlum. Hope your shittiness gets better soon.

 

[Annabelllee2003]

Well - The Ice Maiden Speaks...

It's just unallowable for you to be so down.

Dammit, it isn't right. So buck up and all that fine English saying stiff upper lip stuff.

C'mon - show us a smile! Please!

Don't make me resort to jokes. I suck at jokes.




And Sir Stark! You always have a place in my heart. I hope you are feeling chipper.

 

[starkpic]

Well - The Ice Maiden rambles on ......

It's just unallowable for you to be so down.

Dammit, it isn't right. So buck up and all that fine English saying stiff upper lip stuff.

C'mon - show us a smile! Please!

Don't make me resort to jokes. I suck at jokes.




And Sir Stark! You always have a place in my heart. I hope you are feeling chipper.

Chipper? What kinda lingo's that?
Some filling for a woman's hat?
Where yo bin, Annabelle Lee ?
Pow'a'wowin' with the Cherokee?
You come and go willy-nilly
makin' ye a most unstable filly!
Wait 'til I catch up with thee
ye'll be stripped and spanked o'er my knee!


Bachlum will be down the pub
drinking ale from his tub.

 

[Annabelllee2003]

Chipper = Fine, Hail, Dandy, Full of Piss and Vinegar! Alert, animated, bright, brisk, gay, keen, lively, orderly, spirited, sprightly, tidy, vivacious!

Damn English dandies don't ever crack the thesaurus. (can't wait to hear the response to that remark!)

Annabelle was ailing,
The body was failing.
But now back in fine fettle
to test your male mettle,
Watch now lest you the swattee
Groaning in lust when we strip thee!



BC at the PUB? I thought you and Fly-Me had that staked out long ago...

 

[Bachlum Chaam]

Re: Handing my dear friend a shovel........

Hurry up and dig yourself out of the shit....we miss you

Thank you very much my lady I will dig my way out eventually

 

[Bachlum Chaam]

Re: Re: Handing my dear friend a shovel........

Just chasing gotta around the boards today.


Hi Bachlum. Hope your shittiness gets better soon.

Thank you my lady very much

 

[starkpic]

Re: Re: Re: Handing my dear friend a shovel........

Thank you my lady very much

How are you, Bachlum? Asks I of thee
Are you not feeling too 'chirpee'?
I hope ye're well, my cunnin' friend
I like to have your ear to bend!
If I get down to Windsor hamlet
I'll have to take thee to the vet.
I'm not so keen to see you sad
Its better when ye're actin' bad
Steal a camera, come with me
Mix the art with frivolity!

Be wary of yon Annabelle Lee
She thinks she knows both you and me.
But she knows nowt, I'm happy to add
Soon she'll realise, she's bin had!
Seize every opportunity you see
and thrash 'er 'ard o'er your knee!
Me, I goin' to do the same
that tyrant tart, we will tame.
Bachlum, go merrily 'pon your way
but always remember, you're in my pay!

 

[starkpic]

glixomathicheniocotically

Chipper = Fine, Hail, Dandy, Full of Piss and Vinegar! Alert, animated, bright, brisk, gay, keen, lively, orderly, spirited, sprightly, tidy, vivacious!

Damn English dandies don't ever crack the thesaurus. (can't wait to hear the response to that remark!)

Annabelle was ailing,
The body was failing.
But now back in fine fettle
to test your male mettle,
Watch now lest you the swattee
Groaning in lust when we strip thee!



BC at the PUB? I thought you and Fly-Me had that staked out long ago...

This cheeky trollop, full of lip
is needy of an icy dip!
I cannot wait to strip her down
parade 'er naked through the town.
Show them others, what's the scene
when they don't follow discipleen!
Ms.Lee she stirs 'em with 'er bold word
soundin' like a loud and raucous bird
Indiscipline and anarchy is their key
but then there's Bachlum and, of course, there's me!

 

[Bachlum Chaam]

Marriage problems Stark,affairs of the heart all take their toll *sigh*But I shall overcome or is that comeover

 

[starkpic]

Marriage problems Stark,affairs of the heart all take their toll *sigh*But I shall overcome or is that comeover

Oooooh......then I'll say nay more, sir.

Except it could also be come-come or even over, over and over again. Depends on't context I s'pose!

 

[Vinde]

Oooooh......then I'll say nay more, sir.

Except it could also be come-come or even over, over and over again. Depends on't context I s'pose!

I'll take come-come if i have any say in it

 

[starkpic]

I'll take come-come if i have any say in it

I think, young lady Vinde, over the knee, is the place for thee!

 

[Vinde]

I think, young lady Vinde, over the knee, is the place for thee!

Do you ever stop rhyming, you need better timing

 

[~*sunkyssed_kym*~]

I think, young lady Vinde, over the knee, is the place for thee!

As I can not speak for Vinde, but over a Master's knee is where kym likes to be!



Master knows how I like this too!


-kym- Longing for Master's touch

 

[starkpic]

As I can not speak for Vinde, but over a Master's knee is where kym likes to be!

Master knows how I like this too!


-kym- Longing for Master's touch

Hello young Kym just keep it calm
I'll do as you say
now you've twisted my arm
you won't even have to pay
take off your clothes
and let us play
but first, how are you Today?

 

[Bachlum Chaam]

I'll take come-come if i have any say in it

Perchance I,ll find a portion for you my lady

 

[Vinde]

Perchance I,ll find a portion for you my lady

A portion that's all i get?