Authors Hangout Garbage Dump

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[size=+3]AUTHORS HANGOUT GARBAGE DUMP[/SIZE]​

HEAD GARBAGEMAN​

DANICA DARKBOY

[size=+2]THREADMASTERS STATEMENT OF INTENT[/size]

This temporary thread has been created in accordance with the NEW LITEROTICA POSTING GUIDELINES I set out yesterday. This is the dump!

This is the place where any THREADMASTER can throw out the trash that has appeared on his thread.

Until the ROYALS reprogram the BULLETIN BOARD computer code (poor MANU the MAGNIFICENT has been run off his feet lately) THREADMASTERS will have to use this temporary one.

The rules are quite simple: THREADMASTERS can copy any post on their thread that they dislike, find offensive, ignorant, ugly, insulting, too short, too many bananas, poorly spelt, etc., etc., and post it here.

Once MANU the MAGNIFICENT has reprogrammed the forum the original posts will disappear from the THREADMASTERS own thread. Hopefully this will be accomplished within weeks if not days.

MANU the MAGNIFICENT has also assured me that the removal of the EDIT button will occur within the same time frame.

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Official Grand-High Poobah of Literotica.

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p.s. In my next post I will demonstrate proper garbage can etiquette. THREADMASTERS, please follow this format when you send your garbage here. Thank you.

 

[Guest]

garbage...

[size=+2]THREADMASTER – Grand_High_Poobah

THREAD – New Literotica Bulletin Board Posting Regulations

GARBAGE POSTER – Sweetsubsarahh

POST – #3 - That's the first time I reported a post for immense stupidity

REASON – Post under 25 words, ugly signature, insulting, Avatar infraction, poor football team, unlicenced.[/SIZE]

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Official Grand-High Poobah of Literotica.

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[scouries]

garbage!

Hi, it’s [size=+2]Gabby[/size] again, here’s one from the bosses thread,

[size=+2]THREADMASTER – scouries

THREAD – the SCOURIES reader

GARBAGE POSTER – tickledkitty

POST – #1402 - But you're not the Threadmaster, silly. Only the great and powerful Threadmaster can use the trash can. ETA: Yep, still working. BTW, aren't y'all proud of me posting here completely independent of Marsh

REASON – Dancing Bananas, signature, unescorted groupie, Avatar infraction, unlicenced.[/SIZE]

Gabrielle l.
literotican…actress…threadmaster’s assistant…lover…and
assistant accountant reporting to mr. tex…and
deputy art director reporting to miss kat (I’m in charge of bananas)…and
official committee member
literotica royalty distribution committee
miami beach, florida

 

[jomar]

You do realize this opens the door for a bunch of jokes that will be funny but appropriately sophomoric, don't you? I mean who can resist with this setup? So step right up folks. Who's first?

 

[cheerful_deviant]

http://img.villagephotos.com/p/2007-3/1249307/PleaseMakeItStop.jpg​

 

[jomar]

I'm disappointed Cheerful, I expected potty humor from you. Well, not you specifically. You know what I mean.

 

[cheerful_deviant]

I'm disappointed Cheerful, I expected potty humor from you. Well, not you specifically. You know what I mean.

http://img.villagephotos.com/p/2007-3/1249307/SuicideDog.jpg​

Better?

 

[Liar]

[size=+2]THREADMASTER – Who Gives A Flying Fuck?

THREAD – Authors Hangout Garbage Dump

GARBAGE POSTER – Grand_High_Poobah

POST – #1 - AUTHORS HANGOUT GARBAGE DUMP [and further blah]

REASON – Gonzo gone horribly wrong[/SIZE]

 

[Just-Legal]

http://www.roflcat.com/images/cats/270911970_db35fdd4ca.jpg​

 

[Huckleman2000]

http://www.roflcat.com/images/cats/270911970_db35fdd4ca.jpg​

That is one homely cat.

 

[cloudy]

http://www.dontfeedthetroll.de/images/dftt_02.gif​

 

[tickledkitty]

Hi, it’s [size=+2]Gabby[/size] again, here’s one from the bosses thread,

[size=+2]THREADMASTER – scouries

THREAD – the SCOURIES reader

GARBAGE POSTER – tickledkitty

POST – #1402 - But you're not the Threadmaster, silly. Only the great and powerful Threadmaster can use the trash can. ETA: Yep, still working. BTW, aren't y'all proud of me posting here completely independent of Marsh

REASON – Dancing Bananas, signature, unescorted groupie, Avatar infraction, unlicenced.[/SIZE]

Gabrielle l.
literotican…actress…threadmaster’s assistant…lover…and
assistant accountant reporting to mr. tex…and
deputy art director reporting to miss kat (I’m in charge of bananas)…and
official committee member
literotica royalty distribution committee
miami beach, florida

Damn it! I have to be escorted now? Where is Marsh when I need him?

 

[rgraham666]

Good advice.

So on my ignore list you go.

 

[Darkniciad]

*chuckle* I do so love it when you show me just how much I'm getting under your skin, scouries.

How's that Halloween turd of yours doing again? You know, the one that you can't even find anything good to say about?

Once again I must ponder how you plan to blame the demise of your master plan on the very same people you attribute to contributing to it. Your most poorly thought out goofbal maneuver yet, and you perpetuate it in multiple locations.

It's almost like he spends all day taping "Kick Me" signs on himself.

Oh, must not forget.

 

[cheerful_deviant]

http://img.villagephotos.com/p/2007-3/1249307/OneThread.jpg​

 

[Stella_Omega]

I'm only posting this so that I can edit it in a while.


Edited to say; Okay, I've edited.

 

[Darkniciad]

Glances at the original thread in the SF forum.
Here it comes...

The only question will be whether it's a giggle fest or a "sad little monkey" foaming at the mouth sour grapes response.

Must not forget

 

[joeys-game]

damn medication adjusment didn't work!!!!!!!!!!!!

 

[starrkers]

[size=+3]AUTHORS HANGOUT GARBAGE DUMP[/SIZE]​

HEAD GARBAGEMAN​

DANICA DARKBOY

[size=+2]THREADMASTERS STATEMENT OF INTENT[/size]

This temporary thread has been created in accordance with the NEW LITEROTICA POSTING GUIDELINES I set out yesterday. This is the dump!

This is the place where any THREADMASTER can throw out the trash that has appeared on his thread.

Until the ROYALS reprogram the BULLETIN BOARD computer code (poor MANU the MAGNIFICENT has been run off his feet lately) THREADMASTERS will have to use this temporary one.

The rules are quite simple: THREADMASTERS can copy any post on their thread that they dislike, find offensive, ignorant, ugly, insulting, too short, too many bananas, poorly spelt, etc., etc., and post it here.

Once MANU the MAGNIFICENT has reprogrammed the forum the original posts will disappear from the THREADMASTERS own thread. Hopefully this will be accomplished within weeks if not days.

MANU the MAGNIFICENT has also assured me that the removal of the EDIT button will occur within the same time frame.

[size=+2]

Official Grand-High Poobah of Literotica.

[/size]​

p.s. In my next post I will demonstrate proper garbage can etiquette. THREADMASTERS, please follow this format when you send your garbage here. Thank you.

The only real problem with all this (apart from the fact that it's utter claptrap) is that the original thread setting out all these rules is gone.

 

[Darkniciad]

The only real problem with all this (apart from the fact that it's utter claptrap) is that the original thread setting out all these rules is gone.

I guess impersonating a webmaster crosses the line.

Too bad they didn't slap him in the face with his imaginary royalties too

 

[TE999]

Face it people!

Gazing(not too long)at that gibberish up there.

We are dealing with a paranoid schizophrenic looney-bin wackjob IMHO.

Just when I think he's gone over the edge, I find he's only fallen a few feet.

Activity such as this is grounds for institutionalization in 28 states.

Break out the nets and wet sheets.

 

[bluebell]

The only real problem with all this (apart from the fact that it's utter claptrap) is that the original thread setting out all these rules is gone.

That's disappointing. Cloudy and I had begun some fun girly-flirting that involved a servant girl in a cute maid costume.
Bummer.

 

[neonlyte]

That's disappointing. Cloudy and I had begun some fun girly-flirting that involved a servant girl in a cute maid costume.
Bummer.

It's being filmed on location as soon as I can raise the funding

 

[bluebell]

It's being filmed on location as soon as I can raise the funding

Oooh! My day is complete.
You could try France for the money. They like girly-flirting and, um, other things there.

 

[jomar]

http://img.villagephotos.com/p/2007-3/1249307/SuicideDog.jpg​

Better?

Why yes!