Authors Hangout Garbage Dump

[Stella_Omega]

And I found it surprising when not one AHer protested – they simply laughed and encouraged the name thief.

Surprised? Do you really think you aren't an asshole?

 

[Just-Legal]

Surprised? Do you really think you aren't an asshole?

That's half the humour, Stella, he really doesn't understand that he's a shit...

 

[Stella_Omega]

That's half the humour, Stella, he really doesn't understand that he's a shit...

That's so sad! So pathetic!

 

[Roxanne Appleby]

Huh?
-

 

[Stella_Omega]

Huh?
-

weird, isn't it?

 

[Stella_Omega]

[size=+2]Gabby[/size] asked me to post this one;

[size=+2]THREADMASTER – scouries (at least he likes to think so)

THREAD – the SCOURIES reader

GARBAGE POSTER – scouries
POST – #1448-
As soon as I saw this video I thought of my good friend oily!

I Wish All AH Women Came With One!

Girlfriends! Hell this would be ideal right here in AHLand.

By the way – the video was shot on Miami Beach of visiting tourists from England.

jrs
REASON – pathetic whining, which almost makes me feel sorry for the little fuck. Also he obviously can't tell the difference between a real woman and a rubber dolly. (Gabby tells me that he's deflated her on accident numerous times, and always been surprised by the long, loud fart.)[/SIZE]

 

[Just-Legal]

[size=+2]Gabby[/size] asked me to post this one;

[size=+2]THREADMASTER – scouries (at least he likes to think so)

THREAD – the SCOURIES reader

GARBAGE POSTER – scouries
POST – #1448-
As soon as I saw this video I thought of my good friend oily!

I Wish All AH Women Came With One!

Girlfriends! Hell this would be ideal right here in AHLand.

By the way – the video was shot on Miami Beach of visiting tourists from England.

jrs
REASON – pathetic whining, which almost makes me feel sorry for the little fuck. Also he obviously can't tell the difference between a real woman and a rubber dolly. (Gabby tells me that he's deflated her on accident numerous times, and always been surprised by the long, loud fart.)[/SIZE]

BWAHHAHAHAHA

I love you Stella

 

[TxRad]

[size=+2]Gabby[/size] asked me to post this one;

[size=+2]THREADMASTER – scouries (at least he likes to think so)

THREAD – the SCOURIES reader

GARBAGE POSTER – scouries
POST – #1448-
As soon as I saw this video I thought of my good friend oily!

I Wish All AH Women Came With One!

Girlfriends! Hell this would be ideal right here in AHLand.

By the way – the video was shot on Miami Beach of visiting tourists from England.

jrs
REASON – pathetic whining, which almost makes me feel sorry for the little fuck. Also he obviously can't tell the difference between a real woman and a rubber dolly. (Gabby tells me that he's deflated her on accident numerous times, and always been surprised by the long, loud fart.)[/SIZE]

Now, that is funny

oh and of course

 

[scouries]

Another weekend working while the boss plays...

Hi, it’s [size=+2]Gabby[/size] again, (more Saturday office duty while the boss plays!)

I must say miss omega, to this observer some of your recent posts seem just a little bit too hostile. Is it the cold weather? Although the ‘garbage can’ board probably is the best place for them if you have to make them.

Under the rules ma’am you’re only supposed to send posts to the garbage can from threads you’re THREADMASTER of! However, mr. scouries and darkboy are both going to forgive you this one time.

If you have a thread of your own both the boss and I would be happy to post on it if that would make you feel better. Just drop us a line letting us know which thread and what you’d like us to post sweetie. Then you could put them in the garbage and feel better.

Is it because you’re getting nervous? I see you’re approaching the 10,000 post mark dear. That’ll certainly be a wonderful accomplishment for someone like you. We’ll be watching for it. I really think you should try to write something extra special for that momentous occasion. Something dignified… uplifting… Olympian… SCOURIAN even…

I certainly don’t want to tell you what to post but I’d definitely recommend that you leave those carrots out of it. And no swear words,

Have a nice weekend dear,

Gabrielle L.
literotican…actress…threadmaster’s assistant…lover…and
assistant accountant reporting to mr. tex…and
deputy art director reporting to miss kat (I’m in charge of bananas)…and
official committee member
literotica royalty distribution committee
miami beach, florida

 

[scouries]

hat a good boss..

Hi, it’s [size=+2]Gabby[/size] again, the boss e-mailed me this post from the beach to put in the garbage – it certainly shows what a fair and forgiving man he is!

jrs wrote:

I have to admit I never envisioned sending one of my own posts to the garbage bin – it seems almost sacrilegious! However I’m tired of hearing the complaints from the subject of the post so have decided in a spirit of goodwill to send it to the dump to be hopefully completely buried and forgotten.

MR. SEVERUSMAX:

Sir, I reread the story yesterday after I found the review I’d made of it last year. I can’t decide now if I was too harsh on the story or not. One of my problems with the story (as I’m sure it was when I first reviewed it) is that I don’t know any of the people you wrote about. It’s in the ‘Celebrity Category’ but I don’t know the celebs involved.

I just googled them and they do exist – in fact Lars and Connie apparently had a baby this year – clearly Lars doesn’t mind his wife doing it with Natalie.

I still find it a very difficult read, just too tough to wade through and enjoy the humor. Still, now that I know the celebs, if I was scoring it again I’d move it up to a 3. Not so bad given 3 was the average score I gave out for the 85 stories. And it does have one of the greatest lines in the history of LITEROTICA in it.

And I’m pretty sure I didn’t spell your name wrong on purpose. In those days I’d never heard of you before – remember, I was in the middle of reading and reviewing 85 stories in 20 days.

Hopefully this symbolic trashing of my comments about your story will finally bury the hard feelings that you feel for me.

james r scouries

[size=+2]THREADMASTER – scouries

THREAD – ”Scouries scores the Nude Day Contest” Thread…

GARBAGE POSTER – scouries

POST – # 190 My review of STORY 66 – ‘Connie Nielson’s New Affair’ by SILVERUSMAX

It was a real struggle to get through the first eight or ten paragraphs. I checked the author’s biography – Christ he’s written all sorts of stories. I read on, thinking perhaps I was missing something.

2 Was this really meant as humor? Some of the lines suggested it:

"Naturally, I would love to be eaten. Yes, it's a date. We'll have to wash our faces a lot, but that won't bother me”…
"True, and I will shave as well. That way, we'll know that all we are sampling are pussy and juices from pussy, not piss

This was a very hard read – give it a miss.

REASON – Celebs, Getting name wrong, Perhaps too low a score, Humor under Appreciated, Spirit of Goodwill [/SIZE]


Gabrielle L.
literotican…actress…threadmaster’s assistant…lover…and
assistant accountant reporting to mr. tex…and
deputy art director reporting to miss kat (I’m in charge of bananas)…and
official committee member
literotica royalty distribution committee
miami beach, florida

 

[Stella_Omega]

*snicker*

 

[Darkniciad]

Well, since I'm the alleged keeper of this thread, I'm afraid I'm going to have to declare all of your posts as invalid for inclusion here, scouries.

In accordance with my "authority", I hereby demand that you delete them all immediately. This includes all posts by "Gabby", the imaginary collection of authors collectively known as "Grand High Poobah," and all other alternate personalities collectively posting from within the refuse infested den of ineptitude that serves as your tiny little mind.

 

[cheerful_deviant]

This thread has a sort of surreal, magestic beauty about it. Kind of like watching a train wreck happening in slow motion.

 

[Stella_Omega]

Well, since I'm the alleged keeper of this thread, I'm afraid I'm going to have to declare all of your posts as invalid for inclusion here, scouries.

In accordance with my "authority", I hereby demand that you delete them all immediately. This includes all posts by "Gabby", the imaginary collection of authors collectively known as "Grand High Poobah," and all other alternate personalities collectively posting from within the refuse infested den of ineptitude that serves as your tiny little mind.

You have to post this in big black, red, and blue type-- otherwise he can't read it...

 

[scouries]

yes, there's more...

Hi, it’s [size=+2]Gabby[/size] again, and yes I sometimes even have to work Sundays! Especially when one of his ex –wives happens to come to Miami for the weekend. Blond bitch!

The boss sent this in from who knows where:

This is perhaps the worst post I’ve ever seen on any thread on LITEROTICA. It was intellectually dishonest. Instead of addressing the criticism an honest reviewer made about his story he tried to smear the critic. But even his friends felt they had to distance themselves from it. He tried to backtrack in later posts but only dug a deeper hole from himself.

I’m pleased to see that the author of this post seems to have found a sense of humor in the eighteen months since he penned this…maybe he’s changing for the better. We can only hope!

Still, this one has to go in the garbage!

[size=+2]THREADMASTER – scouries

THREAD – ”Scouries scores the Nude Day Contest” Thread…

GARBAGE POSTER – neonlyte

POST – # 55 "Remember...No Niggers...Northerners, they're OK, Latinos, definitely, Russians, Germans, Italians...even bloody Frenchmen...Asians sure, but...no...niggers."

REASON – Jealously, Intellectual Dishonesty, Me Too-ism, Smokescreen Making, Fear of Honest Criticism, Smearing [/SIZE]

Gabrielle L.
literotican…actress…threadmaster’s assistant…lover…and
assistant accountant reporting to mr. tex…and
deputy art director reporting to miss kat (I’m in charge of bananas)…and
official committee member
literotica royalty distribution committee
miami beach, florida

p.s. dear mr darkboy, please read your contract! don't you remember? yours is a token position, given to keep you occupied and put a few dollars in your pocket. the real decisions are made by the big people - poobah and i.

 

[neonlyte]

Oh Goody... we finally get to it. Wow you took your time Scouries. Christ alone knows how many hours and how many posts you had to churn to get to the point. Hope you've had fun 'cos the rest of us have enjoyed it immensely.

Take care now.

neonlyte

 

[Darkniciad]

p.s. dear mr darkboy, please read your contract! don't you remember? yours is a token position, given to keep you occupied and put a few dollars in your pocket. the real decisions are made by the big people - poobah and i.

Hard to read an imaginary contract drafted by an imaginary secretary about an imaginary proposal paying imaginary money.

I've said it before, and I'll say it again. If you put half as much effort into your fiction as you do in the fiction that is your life, your stories might be worth a fraction of the praise you heap upon them, scouries.

By the way, the real decisions are made by the people who run the website. That's why your thread full of imaginary rules was deleted, and why none of the imaginary changes have - or ever will - take place.

Disenfranchised by the people you "keep in business" yet again. A wise man would go elsewhere where his "genius" was properly appreciated.

Unless he knew it was a load of shit, of course

 

[Stella_Omega]

What does everyone else think-- is it time to flag this thread as trolling?

 

[Darkniciad]

What does everyone else think-- is it time to flag this thread as trolling?

Don't know about that, but I do know that you need this sound effect to go with your new AVA

Omega Supreme: Sarcasm -- not appreciated

My favorite Omega line

 

[Black Tulip]

Did I miss something terribly funny?
Or terribly sad?

 

[Stella_Omega]

Did I miss something terribly funny?
Or terribly sad?

Both, neither. Depending on your point of view...

 

[Black Tulip]

Both, neither. Depending on your point of view...

* snicker *

Just like I thought.

Thanks, Stella.

 

[Stella_Omega]

* snicker *

Just like I thought.

Thanks, Stella.

Can I give you a hand doing up the buttons in back?

 

[scouries]

one more...

The only good thing about this girl’s posts is that she finally had the sense to delete them. I’ve only included a couple of lines from a long threatening diatribe she wrote but they represent the state of this girls mind when she made them. Not very balanced. Apparently the trigger for her outburst was finishing behind me in the annual 2006 Sexiest Female Character Voting. If I’d guessed what was going to happen I would have voted for the poor girl myself! And although she stated that the post would be the only one directed at me…well, you know how women are…

However in her defense, it was she that invented that wonderfully descriptive name for me:

[size=+2]

Official Grand-High Poobah of Literotica.

[/size]

And now, I’m happy to report that rapid intervention and advanced medical treatment are well on their way to ensuring a total cure for the girl.

Not wanting to push the young writer into relapse I’ve only included a couple of lines from among the hundreds of ones she posted. I do it only to try and put closure to the hurt and sadness that she caused me…

[size=+2]THREADMASTER – scouries

THREAD – the SCOURIES reader

GARBAGE POSTER – withheld for medical reasons

POST – # 364 …“scours” is, by definition, a symptom of many diseases that farm animals get. It is severe diarrhea that leads to death….. You have diarrhea of the mouth… you are the grand-high poobah of upper butt crack… this will be my only post directed at you … and

POST - # 556 ... Add to that a tiny... penis... and you have the makings of yipping little mutt that needs to be kenneled. Perhaps someone should take him to the vet and have him fixed?

REASON – Hate Posts, Double Standards, Romance Writer, Jealously, Mental Imbalance, Name Calling, Real Yucky[/SIZE]

james r scouries

 

[Stella_Omega]

It's rather astonishing that a post should be so rank that it gets thrown from this thread of garbage, but its happened today;

[size=+2]THREADMASTER – grand huck patooe

THREAD – the Scouries Garbage Dump

GARBAGE POSTER – Scouries, of course! Mr. Trashdump himself!

The only good thing about this girl’s posts is that she finally had the sense to delete them. I’ve only included a couple of lines from a long threatening diatribe she wrote but they represent the state of this girls mind when she made them. Not very balanced. Apparently the trigger for her outburst was finishing behind me in the annual 2006 Sexiest Female Character Voting. If I’d guessed what was going to happen I would have voted for the poor girl myself! And although she stated that the post would be the only one directed at me…well, you know how women are…

REASON – Hate Posts, Double Standards, Incest Writer, Jealously[sic], Mental Imbalance, Name Calling, Real Yucky, (Really, REALLY whiny)[/SIZE]


...poor little bastard.