Authors Hangout Garbage Dump

bluebell7 said:
Oooh! My day is complete.
You could try France for the money. They like girly-flirting and, um, other things there. :cool:

Works for me. :D
 
more garbage....

Those two little girls think they’re soooo smart starting this thread. Just wait til you two get down here for Thanksgiving and I get you over my knee…

Anyway, I think I’ll start from the top. The following is the first post from my famous thread I’m going to TRASH. Originally posted May 3, 2007, just the first of many from the naysayers who said it couldn’t be done. And now look!

And yes Australia, I do seem to have lost another thread. However, a copy of the post can be found on the SCOURIES reader thread. Just go to post #1390. And of course it was also posted on the GENERAL BOARD forum (see http://forum.literotica.com/showthread.php?t=551999).


[size=+2]THREADMASTER – scouries

THREAD – the SCOURIES reader

GARBAGE POSTER – Trombonus

POST – #6 - Wow, you must be incredibly important...Who are you again?

REASON – Number of words, Avatar infraction, Over posting, Ugly signature, Rudeness[/SIZE]

james r scouries
 
bluebell7 said:
That's disappointing. Cloudy and I had begun some fun girly-flirting that involved a servant girl in a cute maid costume.
Bummer. :(


Was Cloudy in that maid costume? Damn....That is a nice daydream.
 
I'm improving!!! :nana: :nana: :nana: :nana: :nana:

In what way though? :confused: :confused: :confused:

ETA: I just realized I'm getting these two idiotic threads mixed up. I wonder if it's a sign that I should ignore the idiocy and do something constructive, like write, perhaps? Yeah, I'm taking it as a sign. :rolleyes:
 
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ms.read said:
lol
How do you make pics actually appear in thread?
Well, dollink-- ;) The pic has to be on the internet first of all. If it's on your hard drive you'll have to upload it somewhere. One place is photobucket.com-- they get pissy when the images are hardcore, but everything else is okay with them. If you create an account, you can upload your images, and then you will get a link that you can paste right into your post.

it isn't recommended to post images from other people's sites-- that's called "hot-linking" and bandwidth theft, and it's considered very rude...
 
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Hi, it’s [size=+2]Gabby[/size] again,

Here’s a post the boss has wanted to send to the garbage can for a long time!

I don’t know what it is with you AHers and food. Where the heck are the dancing tits?

[size=+2]THREADMASTER – scouries

THREAD – the SCOURIES reader

GARBAGE POSTER – SEVERUSMAX

POST – #30 - He's a bit off his gourd, don't you think? Bananas would be good for his health and sanity.

REASON – Number of words, ugly Avatar (although at least he doesn’t change it every 2 minutes like so many of his friends), Over posting, Messy signature, Alts, Rudeness, Bloody Bananas, Paganism?[/SIZE]

Gabrielle L.
literotican…actress…threadmaster’s assistant…lover…and
assistant accountant reporting to mr. tex…and
deputy art director reporting to miss kat (I’m in charge of bananas)…and
official committee member
literotica royalty distribution committee
miami beach, florida
 
Would carrots be better, Gabi? You seemed to enjoy them up your arse the last time. I think I can speak for the entire AH when I say that we'll always treasure the look of joy and gratitude on your face as you came down from that orgasm.

You are so very welcome, my dear. :heart:
 
I see things are going swimmingly. Well done all. Carry on.
 
kitty litter....

Hi, it’s [size=+2]Gabby[/size] again,

We all like miss kytten here at ScouriesWorld. Even if she can’t spell c…a...t. We all enjoyed the lectures she gave on “sex and the female romance writer” at the last ScouriesWorld seminars in Paris. By the way she has also agreed to talk at the Winter Seminars coming up in February down here in Miami Beach (details of which will soon be published on the scouries world thread).

By AHLand standards she’s exceptional – smart, funny, unafraid, droll, cute, energetic, sexy, intelligent. opinionated…but…

…but the boss didn’t like this post – certainly not on a thread he’s THREADMASTER of. And yes you did say it out loud ma’am – it wasn’t very nice. Hurtful in fact. And just to make a few points with your inferiors! You didn’t have to ma’am. It’s going to the GARBAGE CAN!

Begone, vile post!

[size=+2]THREADMASTER – scouries

THREAD – the SCOURIES reader

GARBAGE POSTER –SelenaKytten

POST – #378 – Quote: Originally Posted by yevkassem72 I don't know this Sarah woman well, but I feel a little bad that she is automatically tainted in my mind by associated with Scouries.

"She" deserves it... oops, did I say that out loud?

REASON – Meanness, Too, too many Avatars of too, too many body parts, Too many Hearts, Too many rushed stories[/SIZE]

Gabrielle L.
literotican…actress…threadmaster’s assistant…lover…and
assistant accountant reporting to mr. tex…and
deputy art director reporting to miss kat (I’m in charge of bananas)…and
official committee member
literotica royalty distribution committee
miami beach, florida
 
Selenakytten is just about the meanest person I know! I would do just about anything to be the victim of her meanness. :cathappy:

And her stories obviously don't deserve the nearly universal red H's I see on them.

In fact I just don't understand why I enjoy every one of her stories that I've ever read. It must be craftsmanship, or something cheating like that.

:nana: :catroar: :nana: :catroar: :nana: :catroar:
 
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Stella_Omega said:
Selenakytten is just about the meanest person I know! I would do just about anything to be the victim of her meanness. :cathappy:

And her stories obviously don't deserve the nearly universal red H's I see on them.

In fact I just don't understand why I enjoy every one of her stories that I've ever read. It must be craftsmanship, or something cheating like that.

:nana: :catroar: :nana: :catroar: :nana: :catroar:

You're weird like that, Stella, darling. A real glutton for punishment. NOBODY deserves their H's. Don't you know that?? :rolleyes:

:nana: :nana:

ETA: Hey! It's STILL working!!! I meant to say that nobody deserves those H's except for the great and powerful scouries.
 
scouries said:
too many body parts[/color]
I'm faily sure that ms SelenaKittyn has just the right amount of bodyparts.

Although let the record show that I volunteer to count them.
 
tickledkitty said:
I meant to say that nobody deserves those H's except for the great and powerful scouries.

Apparently he doesn't deserve them either. ;)
 
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I laughed at this post…and the five or six others this poster put up. Given the level of humor in AHLand, these posts, although perhaps more meant to hurt than to truly amuse, at least were far above the typical “fuck you, asshole, lunatic, retard, carrots up the ass, etc., etc.”, type of comment that is standard in this forum.

My problem with his/her posts is that this poster chose not to use the name he/she’s known by here at Literotica. I’m not sure why. In fact I suspect he/she let quite a few others know he/she was the poster. I understand the anger at me that prompted the posts (although perhaps his/her anger was directed at the wrong person!). And he/she would probably have won some points with his/her AH buddies if he/she had used their real name.

But the thing that really irritated me was that he chose an ‘ALT’ name that at first glance could be (and was by many) taken to be me. And I found it surprising when not one AHer protested – they simply laughed and encouraged the name thief.

My thought then and now is that the BULLETIN BOARD world of Literotica doesn’t need a bunch of ‘ALTS’ indistinguishable from other legitimate names. We have no need of people posting as ‘Manu_’ or ‘cloudy_’ or ‘_DanielleKitten’ or ‘Stella:Omega’ or ‘sir71plt’, etc., etc.

I’d hoped he/she would remove the offending posts and all traces of this alt ‘scouries_’ character. He hasn’t, so I’ll start by sending this first one to the garbage can.

[size=+2]THREADMASTER – scouries

THREAD – the SCOURIES reader

GARBAGE POSTER – scouries_

POST – #645 – …Tonight I have a special treat for those who can't get enough of me. An interview done some weeks ago with the two greatest authors Literotica has ever seen, myself and Sarahhh…….

REASON – Plagiarism, Copyright infringement, Cowardice, Alts [/SIZE]

james r scouries
 
lmao, i should have come in here a long time ago. I needed some giggles! :D :D
 
Explain to me the copyright infringement? If you mean the taking of the name "scouries" - this only applies as a trademark infrigement, and only if you have actually trademarked it.

*sigh*
 
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