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[OzSteamer]

Thanks, cherrylips_au

Hi...again...cherrylips_au
Ozsteamer wow I just read your story very nice, now I have visions of many a day spent at Merewether beach in the winter, shame they weren't ever that exciting.

LOL, heck, I'm sure we can alter that! In the meantime, here's a nice image for all of you...the page it's from is:

http://www.aquafan.com/sandy/sandy.html

This image is fairly far down the page.

http://www.aquafan.com/sandy/file0048.jpg

LOL,Merewether Beach , hmmm...I have walked my dog along there...from my home at the nthn end of Lake Macquarie, then on to Nobby's Head and back to Nthn Lake Macquaire..a round trip of about 50 km.

LOL, no wonder I'm so darn thin!

Dragonette, you woulda flown it, I suppose, LOL?

Hey, *I* have an idea...we'll use Dragonette as the jump-plane for whoever wants to go sky-diving, what say? Dragonette could make a fortunne, and provide the means of "cooking" the nice hot supper afterwards!

 

[OzSteamer]

Re: Congratulations!

Hi Dragonette

Oz, there are markets out my way every Sunday that sound like the right venue. Menangle Markets

OK, but, BOY are they a loooong way from Newcastle!

Thanks anyhow.

Hey, can a Dragonette heat up copper enough to melt it?

 

[OzSteamer]

Green Dragonettes not withstanding...

Hi all...the following video is avaliable from:

www.fetisheyes.com

And here's the link for the video...it may take a while to load thru a 56k modem, though. Those with broadband will have nooo trouble, but TURN THE SPEAKER VOLUME DOWN! :

http://www.gnw27.dial.pipex.com/video/bodyguard.html

Enjoy.

 

[AzureSky]

QUOTES ON SEX

"What do I know about sex? I'm a married man."
-- Tom Clancy

"I believe that sex is one of the most beautiful, natural, wholesome
things that money can buy."
-- Steve Martin

"You know that look women get when they want sex? Me neither."
-- Drew Carey

"If it weren't for pickpockets I'd have no sex life at all."
-- Rodney Dangerfield

"Science is like sex -- sometimes something useful comes out, but that
is not the reason we are doing it."
-- Richard Feynman

"All pop music is about sex. Rock is about wanting to do it, jazz is
about doing it,
and country & western is about feeling guilty after you've done it."
-- Robert Waldo Brunelle, Jr.

"Bisexuality immediately doubles your chances for a date on Saturday
night."
-- Woody Allen

"I can remember when the air was clean and sex was dirty."
-- George Burns

"It isn't premarital sex if you have no intention of getting married,
is it?"
-- Matt Barry

"Men won't stop and ask for directions because driving is too much like
sex --
they can't stop until they get where they're going."
-- Diane Jordan

"My kid had sex with your honor student."
-- Bumper Sticker

"Remember, if you smoke after sex you're doing it too fast."
-- Woody Allen

"Sex at age 90 is like trying to shoot pool with a rope."
-- George Burns

"Sex is one of the nine reasons for reincarnation. The other eight are
unimportant."
-- Henry Miller

"There are a number of mechanical devices which increase sexual arousal
in women. Chief among these is the Mercedes-Benz 550SL convertible."

 

[OzSteamer]

Ain't that the truth...

Hi AzureSky
QUOTES ON SEX

"What do I know about sex? I'm a married man."
-- Tom Clancy

"There are a number of mechanical devices which increase sexual arousal in women. Chief among these is the Mercedes-Benz 550SL convertible."

LOL, yep, I agree, especially with the last one!

 

[AzureSky]

Re: Ain't that the truth...

LOL, yep, I agree, especially with the last one! [/B]

Oh you know it's not true

Why do men love the smell and feel of women in leather?

Because it makes them think of a Jaguar

 

[cherrylips_au]

Are we all Greenies?

Yes I was a green dragon too so was my partner when he tried it.
Azure I hope you have a better day tomorrow big hugs sent your way.
Ozsteamer 50 km walk is pretty good, I use to walk alot but kids tend to slow you down alot ...lol.
I hope you all have a great weekend whatever you get up to.

 

[Guest]

thanks everyone for the success of this thread........goes and sits in the corner for awhile lol

 

[Draconianau]

Hi
To all I have just joined a few days ago and after a few slight problems Im starting to get the hang of this system still have not emailed someone yet will try soon.
Good to see that aussies have created so much intrest.
I will tell a bit more about myself if anybody is interested

would like to thank a few for making me feel welcome AzureSky and Ladybird to name a few.

Now will talk later

 

[AzureSky]

Glad you popped in Draconianau

 

[QuickDuck]

random drive by *huggling and waving* to all.

/wave
QuickDuck

 

[Aredhel]

Hello to everyone here

Hello to everyone,

Another newbie here, I've been reading a few of the posts and I just had to say that you all seem a fun-loving intelligent crew.

Will stop by occasionally to say hi.

Also, I'm another Sandgroper.

 

[AzureSky]

Re: Hello to everyone here

Hello to everyone,

Another newbie here, I've been reading a few of the posts and I just had to say that you all seem a fun-loving intelligent crew.

Will stop by occasionally to say hi.

Also, I'm another Sandgroper.

hi..and welcome...

 

[Draconianau]

You are quick

Hi to Aredhel and welcome

and AzureSky boy you are quick now would you be that fast if I used the cuffs on you

 

[AzureSky]

Re: You are quick

Hi to Aredhel and welcome

and AzureSky boy you are quick now would you be that fast if I used the cuffs on you

Just got the page up..not quick just having a chat in the hot tub and every now and then refresh this

 

[Ladybird]

OMG!! Another Sandgroper!!

Welcome welcome welcome Aredhel!! Sorry if I seem to be going a tad overboard, but I'm the only Sandgroper here amongst the regulars. This thread seems to be over run by Sydney siders!

Not that I'm complaining... they are some of the loveliest people I've ever met.

Draconianau I'm glad you found your way here... as I've said to others, we concentrate on warm fuzzy's in this thread. Lots of hugs and support are always available. It's nice to have you as one us us... Welcome.

And whats it with green dragons? I was one too!! Very curious.

Friday night hugs to AzureSky, QuickDuck, OzSteamer, Cherrylips,
Cheekygreg, Draconianau and Aredhel. Friday night thoughts and prayers to Dragonette.

Nighty night everyone.

to my special Aussie.

http://www.travelodgevictoria.com/sbwalk.gif

 

[Ravenswing]

OMG!! Another Sandgroper!!

Sandgroper? Aside from apparently someone from your side of the continent, what the 's a Sandgroper, LB?

 

[Ladybird]

Sandgroper? Aside from apparently someone from your side of the continent, what the 's a Sandgroper, LB?

Well... there really is no such thing as a sandgroper. It's a reference to the sandy soil in WA and to walk thru it you kinda have to 'grope' with your feet.

Similarly people from South Australia are known as Crow Eaters, and people from Queensland as Banana Benders.

Just a bit of quirky Aussie humour I guess.

OK?

 

[Ravenswing]

Remind me to avoid Queensland.

Okay, all clear now... thanks LB.

 

[Maree]

*waves b4 dropping into a dead sleep*

I'm still alive.... just

Got home at 12:30ish tonight for once, dead tired... Had 3 hours of xrays today ugh. Off to work prolly all day tomorrow yay! hehe.

Joined a gym a few weeks ago, and they assess you with a nutritionist and a chiro etc b4 you start training. The chiro was horrified when she examined me, she said I definitely have scoliosis, just how bad or if there are other things as well, she didn't know. So I took her advice and had xrays. Off the bat she was able to tell me I have scar tissue blocking the nerve endings or something to my arms, most likely the cause of my RSI. I have been advised to cut my hair, as it is thick and causes migraines and is not helping with my neck.

She was shocked to hear I had been diagnosed with scoliosis in 1991 after a routine school check, and nothing was done other than told to not wear a heavy schoolbag and they put some things in my shoes.

I have my xrays from 1991, she will compare them with the ones we took today on Monday. It is nice to talk to someone for once who may be able to help get rid of the pain in my arms and back. All my dr did when he diagnosed me with RSI (from my shoulders to fingers both arms), was chuck me a tube of voltaren and said see ya l8r basically. I quit work and rested for 4 months. I hope she can help!

So 2pm Monday - chiropractor. 2:30pm - start with my personal trainer! Cant wait

 

[OzSteamer]

Re: Hello to everyone here

Hi Aredhel

Hmmm...you've read not JUST Lord of the Rings, but - if I remember correctly - Aredhel was a name in the Silmarillion?

Hello to everyone,

Another newbie here, I've been reading a few of the posts and I just had to say that you all seem a fun-loving intelligent crew.

LOL, hmmmm...

Will stop by occasionally to say hi.

Also, I'm another Sandgroper.


Well, that's OK!



Hey, has anyone noticed we're acquiring "dragons" at an advanced rate?

"Draconianau", Dragonette, Draconis...

I'm getting worried!

 

[OzSteamer]

Re: Are we all Greenies?

No, I'm Ready...erm, reddy, erm...

Hi cherrylips_au

Ozsteamer 50 km walk is pretty good, I use to walk alot but kids tend to slow you down alot ...lol.

Cor, don't you get 'em to pull you along in a cart? As one of the orcs says in Lord of the Rings: "Where there's a whip, there's a will."

Mind you my fav quote about whips is:

"Sticks and stones will break my bones but
WHIPS AND CHAINS EXCITE ME! "

I hope you all have a great weekend whatever you get up to.

Thankee...I'll be Rescue Boating today, as we have a Marathon (all the way around Lake Macquarie...50 km sail!), so they need someone to look after 'em, and that's me!!!

See you all Monday (probably).

Bye till then.

 

[AzureSky]

Demon Drink

Morning everyone

Sitting here this morning drinking coffee straight from the pot..thinking a IV straight to a main vein would be more effective....bag of frozen peas on my head...telling myself I will never drink again....Seriously I mean it...Well not until next time

Blowing Ladybird and Cherrylips a kiss ..hmmm...no one light a match near me....thanks for the hugs

Maree
Your having a rough trot..You need more me time too
On the other hand..good luck with the new personal trainer

QuickDuck
if you have a rather long voice message or something on your phone today that says absolutely nothing...that would be me..it seems i rolled onto my phone last night and your number was up this morning....sorry...lol...gawd I'm going to have a nice phone bill

 

[QuickDuck]

Hi all.

Welcome all you new people

Azure, nope, wasn't me.... wonder who ya rang then *lol*

Maree, check your PM hun *hugs & licks*

/wave
QuickDuck


p.s. All hail the mighty dragons of the room

 

[QuickDuck]

A guy goes into a bar with his pet octopus, sets him up on the bar and says "I bet anyone in here 50 bucks that my octopus can play any musical instrument you hand him. One guy walks up with a guitar and says, "You're on." He lays his 50 bucks on the bar and hands over the guitar.

The octopus proceeds to tune the strings and begins to play a wonderful classical rendition.

Everyone's aghast! The guy collects his 50 bucks.

Next guy brings up a trumpet and lays his money on the bar. The octopus takes it, plays with the valves for a moment, and proceeds to play a woderful jazz riff. The guy collects his money again.

The bartender leaves and comes back a few minutes later with a set of bagpipes and lays his 50 bucks on the bar. The octopus picks it up, turns it around, looks at it some more, turns it over again to get a different perspective.

After a few minutes of this the guy is getting impatient and asks, "What are you waiting for? Why don't you start playing it?"

The octopus looks over and says, "Play it? Heck I was trying to figure out how to get her pajamas off!!"