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[AussieJames]

G'day

Its great to be an Aussie, i live in newcastle on the shore of beautiful Lake Macquarie, drop me a line

 

[AzureSky]

Hi AussieJames

Welcome...your not too far from me..I'm on the Central Coast

 

[Ladybird]

Yawning and stretching....

Good morning Aussies..

Another pretty day here today... I wish this weather would never end..

AzureSky.. sounds like you've been a naughty girl.. were you on your own at the time?
http://www.suite101.com/files/mysites/PJ/badmorn.gif

Good morning Ozsteamer.. sounds like a busy time ahead of you hon.

QuickDuck... I liked that one.. where do you get them from?

Maree... you can't keep on working these hours hon, something has got to give, don't let it be your health. It's a good thing about the personal trainer though... and your visit to the chiro.. it may be the end to your back and arm pain.. wouldn't that be great!!

Hi Aussie James... it sure is good to be an Aussie. Welcome to this thread.. lots of hugs and cuddles abound here. Tell us a little about yourself so that we can all get to know you.
http://www.billybear4kids.com/clipart/welcome-change25/words/Image106.gif

By way of introduction... I live in WA, am 47 and separated. I don't work due to a disability that I have, and am doing computer studies part time.

ok friends.. have a nice Saturday...

 

[AzureSky]

Ladybird...did you sneak a camera into my house this morning..Looks just like me...I was very much alone..~pout~...don't think I will be seeing my new friend again..ah well life goes on hey

 

[Ladybird]

On a funny note...

This is lengthy, but well worth a read.

Tom Hanks Is Jesus

Conclusive evidence..

In Forrest Gump, Tom Hanks motto was "Stupid is as stupid does". Jesus was born on Christmas Day, which everyone agrees is really stupid, because it cuts down the number of presents you get.

In Big, Tom Hanks was boy in the body of a man. In The Bible, Jesus was God in the body of a man.

In Cast Away, Tom Hanks grows a beard. Jesus had a beard.

In Apollo 13, Tom Hanks went into outer space for just over three days, then came back to earth. No one knows where Jesus went between Good Friday and Easter Sunday, but it could have been the outer space.

Tom starred in The Man With One Red Shoe. Jesus wore sandals, and although their colour isn’t mentioned, they were probably red.

Jesus invented the miracle of the loaves and fishes. Tom starred with a half-woman/half-fish in Splash.

Tom Hanks has appeared in three movies with Meg Ryan. Jesus is part of the holy trinity – Father, Son, and Holy Ghost.

Tom’s first TV appearance was on the Love Boat. Jesus said "Love your neighbour".

Tom wrote the classic That Thing You Do. Jesus wrote the classic The Lord’s Prayer.

Tom Hanks was in Bachelor Party. Jesus was a bachelor.

In A League Of Their Own, Tom played a baseball coach, and gave the team tips on how to play better. In The Bible, Jesus plays the messiah, and give his followers tips on how to live better.

Tom appeared in the documentary I Am Your Child. Jesus said he was the Son of God.

Tom was Woody in Toy Story 2, the sequel to Toy Story. Jesus was in the New Testament, the sequel to the Old Testament.

Tom Hanks is Jesus because if you take the name Tom Hanks and add a few letters, and take away some more, it spells Jesus! Freaky or what???

On Bosom Buddies, Tom Hanks wore makeup and a dress. Jesus wore a shroud/tunic that looks very much like a dress.

A mate of mine was whacking a nail into a bit of wood the other day, and he accidentally whacked his thumb with the hammer instead of the nail, and he shouted "Oh Tom Hanks!"

Tom Hanks went up in to outer space in Apollo 13.... after the resurection, Jesus also went up, sure, he went to heaven or what not, but thats just details, they both went up.

Tom Hanks starred in Bosom Buddies with Peter Scolari. Jesus had a buddy named Peter.

Tom Hanks saved Private Ryan's body, Jesus saved his soul.

Tom Hanks starred in You've Got Mail. Jesus was male.

Tom Hanks won back to back Oscars. Jesus was killed side to side with two thieves (who were may have been called Oscar).

Tom Hanks fell in love with a big fish in Splash. Jesus loved the fish big time.

In Cast Away, Tom Hanks gets stranded on an island surrounded by water. Jesus walked on water!

Every time Tom Hanks wins another Oscar everyone yells, "Jesus!"

Jesus hung around with a bunch of guys. In "In a League of Their Own" Tom hung around with Rosie O'Donnell who may also be a guy.

Tom Hanks rhymes with planks. Jesus was a carpenter.

The 'H' in Jesus H. Christ stands for 'Hanks'.

In Forest Gump,Tom Hanks said "Life is like a box of chocolates". After the last supper, Jesus handed out chocolate after dinner mints.

Tom Hanks starred in Turner and Hooch, Jesus worked with all kinds of creatures, probably even dogs.

Tom Hanks was in the movie Apollo Thirteen. Jesus hung around with twelve other blokes. If you add Jesus to that amount of blokes you get thirteen blokes. And there was probably lots of polio when Jesus was around, which sounds a lot like Apollo

Willem Dafore played Jesus in The Last Temptation of Christ, which also starred Harvey Keitel. Harvey Keitel was in Taxi Driver which also starred Robert DeNiro. Robert DeNiro was in Falling in Love with Meryl Streep. Meryl Streep was in The River Wild with Kevin Bacon. Kevin Bacon was in Apollo 13 with...Tom Hanks! Spooky.
[This is conclusive evidence that Tom Hanks is also Willem Dafoe - Liam]

Tom Hanks starred in Apollo 13. Apollo was a god, and supposedly Jesus was God!

In Forrest Gump, Forrest Gump's name was Forrest and on the third day, God (Jesus' father) created forests.

Jesus was a man; Tom Hanks is also a man.

Jesus' mother is named Mary. Sally Field played Forrest Gump's mother. She also starred in an old TV sitcom in which she played a nun. Her name was Sister 'Mary' Batrill.

Jesus and Hanks both end with s.

The "J" in Thomas J. Hanks stands for Jesus!

Tom had a wound in his palm trying to start a fire in Cast Away, Jesus had a wound in his hand being nailed to the cross to save us from eternal hellfire

In Forrest Gump, Forrest and Jenny were "like peas and carrots." At The Last Supper, peas and carrots were the favoured side-food.

I hope no one was offended by this..

 

[cherrylips_au]

Hi everyone,
Welcome to Draconiau, Aredhel and Aussie James. I'm a novacastrian to Aussie James so nice to see another local.
Good luck Maree I hope that the personal trainer can help bring you some relief from pain sounds like they are going the right way about things. I agree with LB and Azure about you needing time out too.
Azure big hugs and kisses for you hun, its his loss, you are a wonderful person keep you chin up, the right guy could be around the corner. Also I thought you were in Sydney your not far from me at all depending where on the central coast.
Great day to be out on the lake Ozsteamer.
Quickduck love the jokes - keep them coming.
Ladybird wasn't offened, I like obscure things like that it's nearly a six degrees of separation thing. Heres another one you can basically name any film star and trace them back to Kevin Bacon within 6 films.
Well I've made chocolate crackles and going to a girls nite at a friends place tonite, so I'll catch up with you all on Monday.
Take care and have some fun especially you Maree and Azure and anyone else who really needs it .
xxx

 

[Dracoa]

Re: Re: Hello to everyone here

Hey, has anyone noticed we're acquiring "dragons" at an advanced rate?

"Draconianau", Dragonette, Draconis...

I'm getting worried!

What's there to be worried about?

 

[AzureSky]

Cherrylips

Chins up..I always bounce back...

I work in Syd..live near Terrigal..sometimes I'm lucky enough to work from home.

Chocolate crackles!!!!
Haven't had one since I was a kid..YUMMM


Anyway back to the painting

 

[QuickDuck]

hmmm anyone heard from Jenny ?

I guess the fact we haven;t heard anything could mean they are too busy having fun *wink*

/wave
QuickDuck

 

[Ladybird]

QuickDuck there have been a few posts by both Jenny and Oman on the Long Distance Relationships and New York Directory threads.. have a look there.

It seems the lovebirds are really in love and dreading their separation.

AzureSky.. hugs for you honey..

 

[redblooded]

Greeenies

People you have to believe this but I came up RED - lol true...

yes Ladybird it was quite long. Guess I know as much about Tom Hanks now as I do Christ. ..........Oh... our wager? Just who finished higher in the AFL, Swans or Eagles - see they (Eagles) had a good win against Carlton. But they will have to do better.......

Hey Quickduck - got to say you had me in stitches the other day -in the office to. Thanks keep them coming......the jokes that is.

Dragonette - I wish you a speedy recovery. I wear contacts. I think I would rather parachute than have an op on my eyes. Brave Lady.

Azuresky - You don't seem to be having much luck with the guys. Maybe next time you should take them on the jump with you. Count me in lol

 

[Draconianau]

Re: Re: Re: Hello to everyone here

What's there to be worried about?

I agree nothing to worry about us dragons I dont bite well ok sometime lick now thats another matter

 

[Gil_T2]

Bunnies fight back to draw with dragons

For the rugby league fans the mighty rabbito's fought back to get a 20 all draw with the dragons tonight in their return to the game.
I don't normally watch but seeing they had a legal battle against big buisness and WON..YIPEE,YAHOO it not only got my attention but many others as well.

 

[redblooded]

GiL_T2 - not my fav either, but watch it becasue of all the fuss. Didn't think they would win but they did well to get a desevered draw. Only problem is now we have 6 months of it to go!!! lol

 

[QuickDuck]

don;t worry, the league will be over soon.... oh god, please let it be over soon

/wave
QuickDuck

 

[Ladybird]

I don't believe this!!

Gil_T2, redblooded and QuickDuck!

Here you are on an adult site. You can talk about anything... any aspect of sex that you like, and no one will turn a hair.

But what are you talking about... SPORT!!

Where else but on the Aussie thread??

I can just imagine you all standing around a bbq, stubbies in hand, turning the sausages while you ponder the South African Tour!!

Grrhhhh

Ahhh ... that feels better

Redblooded my love.. we have a bet. Sharpen your pencils, you have a lot of writing to do.

And guess what my friends, I've come back to this thread for a reason.

This is my 1000th post... and I wanted to be with my friends when I post it.

I love you guys... you are some of the nicest people I've known. Thanks for your friendship and support.

I'll be back with my new Av and quote..

 

[QuickDuck]

*BELLS*WHISTLES*STREAMERS*

ok so i have no idea how to get pictures in the threads, so that will have to do.

Grats to you LB

for the 1000th post, you get some extra long *licks*

As for talking sport however.... you will notice i am the one hoping it goes away soon.

hmmm but i guess i was guilty of talking about the cricket the other week.

/wave
QuickDuck

 

[Ladybird]

Ta Dah!!

I've done it!!

Here I am... do you like my new look friends?

Thanks for your good wishes QuickDuck.. it's cos of people like you that I stay at this site.

 

[Blue Dolphin]

av

nice av LB

 

[Ladybird]

Thanks sweetheart, I found a site that has a lot of beautiful alphabets.

I'll be changing it from time to time, but always keeping the "L".

It's a bit different isn't it.

How are you sweetie? Feeling any better?
Don't forget how much I love you, will you.

~o0o~o0o~o0o~o0o~o0o~o0o~o0o~o0o~o0o~o0o~

Goodnight to my special Aussie

 

[Maree]

*waves*

Ladybird: What's the site for the letters? They are lovely?

Time for bed!

 

[Gil_T2]

LADYBIRD

I'm sure if you realised the trouble South Sydney Rabbitoes have had battling the big money take over lot.SS were one of the sports most famous sides as well as being one of the 3 founding clubs in the formation of the sport here.
As for getting boozed at the BBQ well I haven't had a beer or other alcoholic drink in over 10 years unless you count the champers I siped at my wedding in 92.No sport isn't my favorite sport but just talking about sex isn't much fun without someome to enjoy it with.

 

[Ladybird]

Good Sunday morning Aussies... how is everyone?

Maree this is the link to the alphabets, they really are beautiful.

http://www.rennysniche.com/AlphabetGallery/Sylvies Alphabets/SylvieIntroPage/SylvieIntroPage.htm

Gil_T_2... I stand chastised. I was talking generally and not specifically. Am I forgiven?

 

[QuickDuck]

Hehehe LB, we love ya anyway

Dragonette, I hope it all went well for you today and hope to see you back VERY soon.

*hugs* all

/wave
QuickDuck

 

[AzureSky]

Evening everyone...

Congrats on the 1000 Ladybird

Well my bathroom is finally finished...so onto the next project next weekend I guess