Aunt Jemima Flipped Me Off...

[Ramone45]

...for getting her fired. She told me to make my own damn pancakes. I said, "Don't be mad, Aunt Jemima. Somehow, some people found my LOVE for you to be RACIST."
And there's the problem in a nutshell.

 

[WillJ8787]

Thanks for identifying yourself as the problem. Self awareness and accepting that awareness is the first step towards change and getting help. Good for you!

 

[HisArpy]

Dude, Auntie J will shut up as soon as you apply both hands where appropriate and squeeze. She's so easy that she'll totally stand on her head and put out if you do it right.

And honestly, if you can't make your own dam pancakes, what kinda man are you? Seriously, they're like easier to fix than Ramen AND you can store extras in the fridge for tomorrow morning.

 

[Ramone45]

Thanks for identifying yourself as the problem. Self awareness and accepting that awareness is the first step towards change and getting help. Good for you!

Thanks! Once you understand that LOVE=RACISM, the rest is easy.

 

[Ramone45]

Pancake are USA faggot muffin.

No they aren't. Paul Bunyon loved pancakes.

 

[HisArpy]

No they aren't. Paul Bunyon loved pancakes.

Flap Jacks. Paul Bunyon loved hisself some Flap Jacks.




BTW, did you ever figure out how to tickle Auntie J so she squirts? Or are you still at the beginner stage?