AskADumbSlut says "Ask ME anything!"

[felixdakat]

thank you soo much

i was really having a struggle with that one but thanx to your advice it's really shed a new light on the matter. the professor it is. thanx for all the encouragement, i guess i don't need my psychiatrist any more, i'll just come to you for the answers. besides, what good is a psychiatrist that only stands on his chair and screems "PSYCO PSYCO!! HELP PLEASE!! FOR THE LOVE OF....." well i think you see what i mean

 

[Pan718]

Re: Opps!

*laughing so hard I'm almost peeing my panties!*

Almost? I need to clean my chair...

I'd just like to thank the Academy... and all of the little people...
I always dreamed of making women's panties wet... I just never thought it would happen quite this way... (deeply humble glance downward... a tear gleams on his right cheek as the camera pans inward.)

I'd also like to thank this thread's sponsors...

Scotchgard by 3M "Protect the fabrics in your home from those UNEXPECTED stains!"

and

DEPENDS - "For that safe feeling all day long."

 

[Pan718]

And on a technical note...

While certain accusations have been made about my typing abilities... Please don't take them seriously... I NEVER type with only one-hand, regardless of what any vicious female camp-follower may suggest.

(Message for Mouse's eyes ONLY - the rest of you are HONOR-BOUND not to look - Two words Big Guy, "Voice Recognition.")

 

[AskADumbSlut]

I WILL NO LONGER

I will no longer live in ANY man's shadow! YOU KNOW WHO YOU ARE! I'm my own woman now. Deal with it!

 

[AskADumbSlut]

A shakeup in the DumbSlut household.

Things have been their usual stressful best as the holidays approach. I have been no different, not finding the time to tend to my admirers. For this I am sorry.

I have forsaken my own needs to return to you all, to shed light on your lives as only I can(no matter what that debutante CumSlut says).

I hope you, my adoring fans, can overlook my past indiscretions and allow me to serve your most intimate needs.

Ask away.

 

[Pan718]

KNOW IT ALL BITCH!

At least have the decency to admit I have NOTHING TO DO WITH YOU NOW!

I wash my hands of you! I hope you're happier with ---------------!

 

[AskADumbSlut]

Was that in the form of a question?

Yes, it is true...DumbSlut is under new management, with an eye on world domination.

Pan has moved on to a higher class of woman but in my heart I know he will be back.

This born-again DumbSlut wishes to assist you in many of the ways that she did in the past.

Regardless of the change, you can count on this Slut, you can take that to the bank!

Sincerely,

DumbSlut
CEO DumbSlut Enterprises
(Formerly Pan Worldwide Ventures)