AskADumbSlut says "Ask ME anything!"

[AskADumbSlut]

I'll answer any question, even questions you haven't thought of asking yet. Even though I'm TOTALLY new here, I'm kind of the Ms. Cleo of Literotica. Only you don't have to pay for the answers I give you in cash. Nude pics (m & f) are always welcome however. Sexual favors may be provided in lieu of... but I digress.

Go ahead, ask a question, and if I happen to read this thread I'll give you answers you never imagined, and I'll be right because I'm such a slutty know-it-all.

AADS

 

[modest mouse]

Why isnt Conan O'Brien on at 11:35 rather than 12:35? Maybe he can switch with Leno or Letterman. Letterman is not nearly as funny as he was on NBC.

Also...what can I do to influence this change?

Thank You dumbslut

(you are just a poseur though, poor man's cumslut)

 

[AskADumbSlut]

Ahhhhhh....

Ms. DS knows you be looking in at dis tread! I know who you are! At least vote or I'll hex you.

 

[AskADumbSlut]

Why isnt Conan O'Brien on at 11:35 rather than 12:35? Maybe he can switch with Leno or Letterman. Letterman is not nearly as funny as he was on NBC.

Also...what can I do to influence this change?

Thank You dumbslut

(you are just a poseur though, poor man's cumslut)

The cards say...

Conan blew his chance by being thrust into late night too soon. Jay Leno is having personal sexual performance issues that are affecting his humor potency.

The choices are clear for you Modest: You must travel to Hollywood on Thursday of the second week of December, in drag, joining Jay's regular group of groupies. Your choice is either to blow him under the desk and thereby restore his confidence as he talks with Shaquille O'Neil, or assasinate him and thereby open up a time slot for Conan O'Brien. Choose wisely Grasshopper.

Now post the nude pics of yourself or your dick will fall off.

 

[modest mouse]

I'm not very happy with your answer. Conan is far superior to leno or Letterman. Early or not.

But here I am in all my glory, just for you.

Noone else will see this, right?

 

[AskADumbSlut]

I promise you

Like a priest hearing confession. NO ONE WILL EVER SEE THIS PICTURE BUT YOU AND I.

And in response to the PMed question (coward): Yes, KillerMuffin does refer to a baked political response first served to a husband to be by Lucretia Borgia. I forget the Italian name for the confection, but they never sold well. Leave one laying around and before you know it all your kids are dropping like flies. Ummm, I guess that would be if that wasn't what you were after.

You can still buy them in good Italian bakeries in sections of New York City.

 

[nasty]

Am I gonna get layed in this life?

 

[AskADumbSlut]

More PM's!

Yes PP Man... it's Enuresis not Oestrus... And I don't know how you can tell if Problem Child is in oestrus or not. Rubyfruit, is a different story.

 

[AskADumbSlut]

There's good news and bad news.

Am I gonna get layed in this life?

The good news is - you will get laid all over the place.

The bad news is - it's the result of an unfortunate accident at a Carpet store.

Avoid carpetting as long as you can, though I guess car petting might help get you laid with less dire results. And your lucky numbers are 3 17 9 27 33 43 45. And do you have a foot fetish? It would be best to develop one quickly. It will make the future far more enjoyable for you.

 

[nasty]

You don't wanna know my fetish, darlin.

 

[AskADumbSlut]

Now post your parts Nasty

or they'll fall off at a most embarassing moment. "Excuse me, sir, but isn't that your testicle that just rolled across the floor?"

 

[nasty]

My testicles are fine, thanks. I'll give you a hint, it's below the waist,(and it isn't a foot, or ass, fetish, either.) Hell, it's not even a body part.

 

[AskADumbSlut]

If it involves...

You don't wanna know my fetish, darlin.

If it involves carpet-munching you'll have a bright future.

 

[modest mouse]

Who are the wussbags asking in PMs? After i posted my pic at least have the vagina to post your question in public. Wankers!

 

[AskADumbSlut]

Did I mention?

My testicles are fine, thanks. I'll give you a hint, it's below the waist,(and it isn't a foot, or ass, fetish, either.) Hell, it's not even a body part.

Those black pumps on you are stunning! But even the dark hose don't hide the leg hair, dear.

 

[nasty]

You asked for it

OK. I was TRYING to be polite, but, since you're SO eager for me to spill the beans, I'm into scat. Like I said, you asked for it, you got it.

 

[AskADumbSlut]

You guessed it!

Who are the wussbags asking in PMs? After i posted my pic at least have the vagina to post your question in public. Wankers!

Are you psychic too mouse? ALL the PM'ers have been Australian. I guess the ovaries to post in public aren't "Things Australia Have Over America." Bunch of sheila's.

 

[AskADumbSlut]

Re: You asked for it

OK. I was TRYING to be polite, but, since you're SO eager for me to spill the beans, I'm into scat. Like I said, you asked for it, you got it.

Hun, I KNEW THAT! I just wanted to give you time to deal with your future situation before showing you the light at the end of the tunnel. You'll be laid in a Manhattan apartment with a Great Dane who doesn't get walked as often as he should. Really. You have a bright future ahead of you.

And from across the room, the dark stains under your hose really do just look like leg hairs.

 

[nasty]

Manhattan, huh. Will it be with Lilminx? Sorry I was testy. I just didn't know YOU knew. If I'd known, I would of had an easier time with it.

 

[Pan718]

I'm impressed...

By your obvious wisdom... not to mention your sensitivity to international relations. But I'm not sure I should ask you my questions rather than that other know-it-all person. Any advice?

Signed,

Seeking wisdom

 

[AskADumbSlut]

Re: I'm impressed...

By your obvious wisdom... not to mention your sensitivity to international relations. But I'm not sure I should ask you my questions rather than that other know-it-all person. Any advice?

Signed,

Seeking wisdom

Is it just me? Or isn't that guy in your AV being led around by the ears by any number of dominant women? Next question.

 

[AskADumbSlut]

Promise you won't tell anyone?

Manhattan, huh. Will it be with Lilminx? Sorry I was testy. I just didn't know YOU knew. If I'd known, I would of had an easier time with it.

Ok, you're obviously a nice guy. Promise you won't tell anyone this? The other advantage of being in the apartment will be getting to watch Lilminx 'walk the dog' if you get my meaning. Wink, wink. Nudge, nudge. Just between us right? And that Great Dane is hung like the men on this board all claim to be.

 

[The Whole Board]

Is it really true that pabloback posts the most interesting threads bar none?

 

[nasty]

Beastiality, huh. I'm not sure Lilminx will like that,(let alone, ME!!!!!!)*shivers* I guess if I get to have Lilminx, I can deal with it.

 

[AskACumSlut]

I'm madly in love with a certain member of Lit. I can't say his name because I fear that others will make fun of me....I'll just call him P.C. for short. Anyway "PC" and I want to get it on, but he's got an extra testical that gets in the way of his tiny penis. AADS, as one slut to another, what should I do? I love the guy.