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VandalHeart
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And this is why life is worth living.Daizie said:Yay!!! He thinks I'm wicked cool...not just cool but wicked cool!! *Does happy dance* Come on Vandy Heart,dance with me!
*joins in the dancing*
VandalHeart
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First off, why in the hell am I going to tell you to quit smoking? Forget that I'd be a hypocrit for saying such a thing, how could I possibly believe that someone who uses the internet has not had enough exposure to the media to hear "you really shouldn't be smoking"? Every time someone tells me that I should quit smoking and tells me that it's bad for my health get the response, "NO FUCKING WAY...ARE YOU SERIOUS?!? I HAVE NEVER HEARD THAT BEFORE IN MY LIFE. YOU'RE FUCKING SHITTING ME."RedVixen said:
Now that that's over with, let's move on.
www.aircav.com's section on survival training adds a bit of insight as to the answer of your question. When you're caught in the wilderness, they say (notice a complete lack of quote marks - I am paraphrasing like mad), fire presents an interesting problem. If you happen to gather a type of wood that creates a lot of smoke when it burns, you are presented with this problem, although it changes based on the weather that you're in. If it's cold weather, you won't have to worry about the smell (or others picking up said smell) because the air in the smoke is warmer than the air surrounding it, and as we all know, hot air rises while cold air descends, but this means that you'll be sending up a very clear smoke signal. In warmer weather, however, you don't have to worry about anyone seeing your position, because the smoke will cool faster than it can rise, meaning it will settle in the area under the warmer natural air...which spreads the smell. You may notice that if it feels cold outside to you, the smoke will rise away from you, because the air containing the smoke is not as heavy as your body, but still retains the same temperature. In summertime, however, the smoke will fall on you and mix with the sweat that you're obviously producing, and sweat absorbs odor causing particles like mad (in case you hadn't noticed that). So, yeah, there's the reasoning.
And keep smoking, please. I need as much help as I can get pissing of the truth.com people. Nobody that smarmy should live annoyance free lives.
Hellfire75
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all in all vandal you look sexy to me..jus sayin' 
VandalHeart
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I would expect nothing less from a fellow infernal one, but the compliment is nonetheless very much appreciated. So, when will you be here, and what kind of toys should I gather for your visit?Hellfire75 said:all in all vandal you look sexy to me..jus sayin'
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Of course, Milady.RedVixen said:thank you vandal!!!! i've was always against smoking, picked up a cigar and been doing it for 7 months... i like it... and yes.. i'm gonna keep smoking.. thank you for the info...
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Oh, Daizie...you know I love you too much to marry you.Daizie said:oh Vandy Heart...will you marry me? *swoon*
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Aaaaaww...a Pepe le Pieu reference...a girl after my own heart.Daizie said:Le sigh....
Hellfire75
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damn I showed up late again....and well I don't need any toys anyway I'd have you to play with
VandalHeart
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Let me rephrase...what toys do you want me to use when I tie you up?Hellfire75 said:
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More questions!
Hellfire75
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You've heard that assuming anything is a bad move....cuffs are so much quicker and less personal than rope ... they'd fit you perfectly.
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Cuffs, while quicker, do not lend themselves to the level of detailed care and attention that I prefer to exact upon my play partners. And if you think I'll be bound by anything, you cute little thing, you have another thing coming.Hellfire75 said:
VandalHeart
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Today, tomorrow, and always. But I hope you enjoy company, because you aren't the only one.Daizie said:
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Ever seen the scene out of Animal House where Bluto climbed the ladder to look in on the sorority house? The look on my face is exactly the same one as his right before the ladder fell backward. Oh, yeah.Daizie said:
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I do what I can.Daizie said:*giggles* I can just imagine. You are a sillyheart!
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Oh wise demon, I have a question.
Why, exactly, do beautiful women insist that they are not?
It confuses me to no end.
I, being Lawfully aligned, figure that it has to do with their Chaotic nature.
You, demon, are also Chaotic.
Therefore, you may have the answer.
Why?
Why, exactly, do beautiful women insist that they are not?
It confuses me to no end.
I, being Lawfully aligned, figure that it has to do with their Chaotic nature.
You, demon, are also Chaotic.
Therefore, you may have the answer.
Why?
VandalHeart
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Good cleric, I hear your supplications and do answer in kind. You should speak to your diety, however, since your Know Alignment spell is malfunctioning. I am also Lawful...just Lawful Evil. However, I do have insights you may find useful.SexyCleric said:
A comedian whose name escapes me at the moment once said that a successful marriage is one in which the woman (if there is one) can be told she is beautiful by her mate and she actually believes it. However, this process usually takes about twenty years. It is confusing, yes, I understand, but that doesn't mean that you should stop saying it simply because she doesn't agree. She still wants to hear it. And if you do your utmost, as any cleric should and as any cleric of your caliber can accomplish, someday she'll believe you and agree.
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*bows and offers you the offering of yummy food*
Oh Wise Demon
When someone bad mouths a person on Lit, do people really pay attention to it?
Oh Wise Demon
When someone bad mouths a person on Lit, do people really pay attention to it?
