Ask Me A Question v. 1.9.19

[BongoGal]

If you were missing, would there be a better chance of finding you if your picture were on milk cartons or on bottles of beer?

Beer. I rarely buy milk.

What was the last thing to make you laugh during sex?

 

[dashie33]

Beer. I rarely buy milk.

What was the last thing to make you laugh during sex?

One time, we were having sex whilst a Blackadder episode was on. I, um, got distracted by the show.

Have you ever laughed so much you've wet yourself?

 

[kurrginatorX]

One time, we were having sex whilst a Blackadder episode was on. I, um, got distracted by the show.

Have you ever laughed so much you've wet yourself?

Ahem. ahem. Um, of course not (looks to see who is watching)

Where were you when you experienced your first kiss?

 

[JerseyJade]

Ahem. ahem. Um, of course not (looks to see who is watching)

Where were you when you experienced your first kiss?

At a birthday party.

[Do not create threads or polls asking questions that will lead to underage content. Discussions of underage sexuality are prohibited per our forum guidelines.]

 

[kurrginatorX]

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[JerseyJade]

[Do not create threads or polls asking questions that will lead to underage content. Discussions of underage sexuality are prohibited per our forum guidelines.]

If I was to answer that, I might get kicked off of Lit, so I'll skip that question.

Same question though.

 

[Spenser41]

If I was to answer that, I might get kicked off of Lit, so I'll skip that question.

Same question though.

Yea I think all of us would be... so I will start a new question-

What was the first sexual movie, video, mag that you saw. For me it was my grandfather's nudist mags... and yes... they did play volleyball on the beach.

 

[Gamine67]

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[kurrginatorX]

FYI

Forum Guidelines

1. You must be 18 years or older to read or participate at Literotica.
2. You may not post sexually explicit pictures or stories featuring anyone under 18 years old.

I was told that the forums were not run under those auspices. I will PM Laurel and ask for confirmation.

 

[kurrginatorX]

Yea I think all of us would be... so I will start a new question-

What was the first sexual movie, video, mag that you saw. For me it was my grandfather's nudist mags... and yes... they did play volleyball on the beach.

We would have to go back to the 70s where the only porn we had was National Geographic.

Do you have a goal as to how many sexual partners you want to have before you die?

 

[Karabare]

We would have to go back to the 70s where the only porn we had was National Geographic.

Do you have a goal as to how many sexual partners you want to have before you die?

No, quality over quantity

Will spring ever arrive?

 

[Babylon_Ishtar]

No, quality over quantity

Will spring ever arrive?

Take Heart dear Kara; it is right around the corner

What do enjoy the most about your favorite season?

 

[GiggLeGasm]

Take Heart dear Kara; it is right around the corner

What do enjoy the most about your favorite season?

I think my favorite part about each season is the way the air feels against my face.

When do you begin an outdoor garden.. or if it is year round, how does it change with the seasons?

 

[Gamine67]

I was told that the forums were not run under those auspices. I will PM Laurel and ask for confirmation.

Or you could be a decent person and not discuss underage sex here, or anywhere for that matter.

But to save you some time, just scroll to the bottom on this page and click on Forum Rules, #2 is as stated above. It’s pretty clear, NO means NO.

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Sorry folks, but if we ignore this behavior it will just get worse, that’s the nature of the beast.

 

[GiggLeGasm]

Or you could be a decent person and not discuss underage sex here, or anywhere for that matter.

But to save you some time, just scroll to the bottom on this page and click on Forum Rules, #2 is as stated above. It’s pretty clear, NO means NO.

————

Sorry folks, but if we ignore this behavior it will just get worse, that’s the nature of the beast.

Thank you. I appreciate that you've said something. I agree that it is a pretty easy rule to follow. Certainly people have been able to tread lightly when discussing events that occur on the verge of adulthood. There is so much to choose from here that one shouldn't need to push that boundary.

I think my favorite part about each season is the way the air feels against my face.

When do you begin an outdoor garden.. or if it is year round, how does it change with the seasons?

 

[SMNaughtywife]

I think my favorite part about each season is the way the air feels against my face.

When do you begin an outdoor garden.. or if it is year round, how does it change with the seasons?

First part of May.

What’s a psychological life hack that you use?

 

[Karabare]

I think my favorite part about each season is the way the air feels against my face.

When do you begin an outdoor garden.. or if it is year round, how does it change with the seasons?

It is safe to plant outdoors in May in the northeast. By July I'm tired of watering them. I'm not much of a gardener. In the winter it's under snow.

Do you have to work this weekend?

(Sorry for the skip ladies)

 

[kurrginatorX]

It is safe to plant outdoors in May in the northeast. By July I'm tired of watering them. I'm not much of a gardener. In the winter it's under snow.

Do you have to work this weekend?

Yes

Will it be sunny where you live this weekend?

 

[SMNaughtywife]

Yes

Will it be sunny where you live this weekend?

Nope. But more snow, even better.

Who really eats Wheaties anyways?

 

[CamronsInsider]

Nope. But more snow, even better.

Who really eats Wheaties anyways?

Nobody, it's all a ruse. People collect the boxes and throw away the cereal.

How can I be naughtier for you?

 

[HBergeron]

Nobody, it's all a ruse. People collect the boxes and throw away the cereal.

How can I be naughtier for you?

Um... not sure. I honestly don't know if you're a man or a woman, and that could have some impact on the methodology.

Do you have any fantasies that haven't been fulfilled yet, and what are they?

 

[kurrginatorX]

Or you could be a decent person and not discuss underage sex here, or anywhere for that matter.

But to save you some time, just scroll to the bottom on this page and click on Forum Rules, #2 is as stated above. It’s pretty clear, NO means NO.

————

Sorry folks, but if we ignore this behavior it will just get worse, that’s the nature of the beast.

You know, you could be a decent person and kiss my ass. Don't you dare insinuate that I am indecent and then rally torches and pitchforks against me. It was an oversight and nothing more, but for you to make so much of it? Again, you, my ass, a marriage made in heaven, and that goes for anyone else buying into this bullshit.

 

[GiggLeGasm]

I'm asking that everyone stop that which is designed to be self-serving and disruptive. I intentionally chose to create a thread that could be playful. We have plenty of threads that house both blunt sexuality and animosity. This isn't one of them.. never has been. The rules are what they are.. and they have been clearly articulated. Fall into line people.. we ain't got time for that

First part of May.

What’s a psychological life hack that you use?

Um... not sure. I honestly don't know if you're a man or a woman, and that could have some impact on the methodology.

Do you have any fantasies that haven't been fulfilled yet, and what are they?

There is that one about making love in a castle along the Rhine

Let's circle back to the life hack question. I like that one.

 

[Tnt69]

Well! Looks like I dropped by during a bit of a tiff... Lol.
I was just going to ask what you like about being on Lit... apparently this above page isn't it...

And since there isn't a question on the table that I can discern, I'll make one up.
Yes, I would hire a handyman in a heartbeat to finish the projects around my house, and yeah, I'd hope he was cute. With a big cock. Mr T does like to watch, too.

 

[AbsintheFather]

I'm asking that everyone stop that which is designed to be self-serving and disruptive. I intentionally chose to create a thread that could be playful. We have plenty of threads that house both blunt sexuality and animosity. This isn't one of them.. never has been. The rules are what they are.. and they have been clearly articulated. Fall into line people.. we ain't got time for that





There is that one about making love in a castle along the Rhine

Let's circle back to the life hack question. I like that one.

First part of May.

What’s a psychological life hack that you use?

I try to have low expectations, and therefore fewer disappointments. It doesn't always work, but it helps.

Is your sex life better at this point in your life than you would have imagined it to be when you were younger?