Ask Dr. Betticus

[Betticus]

So here I am sitting on the wisdom of the ages under my belt and I'm in a philanthropic mood so I'm gonna share.

Anyone here is free to ask me questions on just about everything and I can answer it. I can't guarantee that the answer will be the one you want but it will be an answer. All answers will be dominated.

All sales are final, your mileage may vary. In my stead Aeroil may answer questions but he cannot dominate them or take any cookies in payment.

Spank you.

 

[BiBunny]

Dr. Betticus, am I ever going to get laid ever again?

 

[Betticus]

Dr. Betticus, am I ever going to get laid ever again?

Yes, tonight you will lie in bed and sleep like a lil baby subbie.

David Hasselhoff has a hairy chest, was on Baywatch and Germans love him. In a tell all book about stars in Hollywood the author recited a story about Hasselhoff getting her in bed. She said he was very tall and his feet hung off the end of the bed, he just laid on top of her without apparently even attempting to hold himself up and pumped a few times, busted his nut then pretty much told her how lucky she was and left. She said it was the worst, most passionless sex she's ever had or heard of.

 

[BiBunny]

Yes, tonight you will lie in bed and sleep like a lil baby subbie.

David Hasselhoff has a hairy chest, was on Baywatch and Germans love him. In a tell all book about stars in Hollywood the author recited a story about Hasselhoff getting her in bed. She said he was very tall and his feet hung off the end of the bed, he just laid on top of her without apparently even attempting to hold himself up and pumped a few times, busted his nut then pretty much told her how lucky she was and left. She said it was the worst, most passionless sex she's ever had or heard of.

That sounds depressingly like my last vanilla boyfriend. Geez, who would've thought there were two men in the world like that?

 

[Betticus]

That sounds depressingly like my last vanilla boyfriend. Geez, who would've thought there were two men in the world like that?

I'm willing to bet there are a lot more. After that Tommy Lee/Pam Anderson porn video was stolen from their house by workers and leaked all over the world the lead singer of Motley Crue Vince Neil was apparently jealous and managed to make his own porno starring of course himself and hottie chick porn star Janine.

Apparently quite a few famous guys fuck just like first timer teenagers.

 

[cobblestonefog]

If a submissive were to post a personal, what information should she include that you think most forget to put?

 

[Betticus]

If a submissive were to post a personal, what information should she include that you think most forget to put?

This is a good question and I'm sure that there are many different opinions. Obviously if the bitch is crazy she's not gonna come out and tell you. Short of posting her personal bio I think it would be cool for said subbie to post something that paints us a nice picture of what she's looking for in a relationship.

For instance, a friend of mine once posted up a web page with a section dedicated to the kind of woman he's looking for. So he posted a series of photos of Ashley Judd and said that if you were her or looked exactly like her to contact him.

I don't know why he's still single, it's a mystery.

 

[cobblestonefog]

For instance, a friend of mine once posted up a web page with a section dedicated to the kind of woman he's looking for. So he posted a series of photos of Ashley Judd and said that if you were her or looked exactly like her to contact him.

I don't know why he's still single, it's a mystery.

I would be tempted to do that. Ashley Judd is cute.

 

[Betticus]

I would be tempted to do that. Ashley Judd is cute.

I've never particularly liked her, I think she's a good actress but wouldn't go for her. Dunno why, a lot of people think she's very hot.

 

[Evil_Geoff]

Not to hijack Herr Doktor's thread but I really appreciate Bett providing this wonderful public service. Now y'all can pester _him_ for advice!

 

[SweetGigi]

oh don't worry Geoff, I'll still run between your legs to hide when the boogy man creeps out from under my bed.

 

[INeedLove]

Not to hijack Herr Doktor's thread but I really appreciate Bett providing this wonderful public service. Now y'all can pester _him_ for advice!

NO ONE could replace Sir EG!!!!!!!

 

[Betticus]

Not to hijack Herr Doktor's thread but I really appreciate Bett providing this wonderful public service. Now y'all can pester _him_ for advice!

EG just volunteered to help!!!

 

[Evil_Geoff]

oh don't worry Geoff, I'll still run between your legs to hide when the boogy man creeps out from under my bed.

I'm no THAT tall sweety... unless you're a seriously short midget. You will have to crawl between my legs...

 

[brioche]

Didn't Marquis do a thread like this?

 

[kiten69]

Anyone here is free to ask me questions on just about everything and I can answer it.

Anything you say? *scratches chin* Hmmm. . .

Spank you.

Well if you must. . .*bends over*

 

[Betticus]

Anything you say? *scratches chin* Hmmm. . .




Well if you must. . .*bends over*

*spankspankspankspank*

 

[kiten69]

*spankspankspankspank*

 

[Sir_Winston54]

So here I am sitting on the wisdom of the ages under my belt... {Snip}

So here *I* am, wondering which part of under your belt you're defining as the wisdom of the ages... and how comfortable can it be sitting on it?

 

[Evil_Geoff]

NO ONE could replace Sir EG!!!!!!!

*smiles*

INL, you're very sweet to say so! * otc*

 

[Betticus]

What's the penalty for threadjacking around here anyway?

 

[kiten69]

What's the penalty for threadjacking around here anyway?

I'm not threadjacking. . .just thinking about what I should ask the all wise Dr.











*whistles innocently*

 

[Betticus]

I'm not threadjacking. . .just thinking about what I should ask the all wise Dr.











*whistles innocently*

Just come and show me where it hurts.

 

[TheWickedMe]

So here I am sitting on the wisdom of the ages under my belt and I'm in a philanthropic mood so I'm gonna share.

Anyone here is free to ask me questions on just about everything and I can answer it. I can't guarantee that the answer will be the one you want but it will be an answer. All answers will be dominated.

All sales are final, your mileage may vary. In my stead Aeroil may answer questions but he cannot dominate them or take any cookies in payment.

Spank you.

Okay, so what is the meaning of life? Why are we here?

 

[satindesire]

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