Arrrrgh!!! Where did these breasts come from??!!!

[MADDOG]

OK! Here's a question that keeps popping up in my twisted little mind!

If you woke up to find that you had mysteriously changed sex, which sex would you sleep with and/or be attracted to?

As a guy, I'm torn. On the one hand, if I was a chick, I'd still be attracted to women, so the lesbian thing might be an option, but I have never been able to understand how a lesbians can be completely satisfied without a penis to... erm,... utilize. (I know, I know! Carpet licking is very popular in lesbian circles, but isn't something lacking?)

On the other hand, the thought of being with a guy (as a woman) doesn't turn me on, but I'm sure I'd be more satisfied, right? Guys have tongues too!

If it came to the crunch though, I think I'd head off to lezbania. Don't think I could handle having to be with a guy. Then there's the emotional aspect. I could still have guy mates to do blokey things with, (I'd be a full on Bull Dyke you see), but I could share things with women as if I were a guy. Plus, it makes it easier to be a pervert. I can just hang out in the ladies change rooms all day long and cop an eyeful without anyone suspecting a thing!

So, who would you be with?

MADDOG

 

[Guest]

MADDOG, my girlfriends accuse of having an imaginary dick because I have such a guy attitude. They're right. So I would say that I would definitely be gay. I love men too much to give them up.

 

[Gingersnap]

Okay I gotta question for ya moondoggie can I be a hermaphordite?

 

[Never]

I believe it's called Carpet Munching. Next I'll teach you the secret hand signal.

On the other hand, the thought of being with a guy (as a woman) doesn't turn me on, but I'm sure I'd be more satisfied, right? Guys have tongues too

Hmm, you'll need a bi to answer that one.

Yes, they would notice you staring at them as they changed clothing. I'd notice you at least and the result would not be pretty.. unless you're cute.

*blinks* If I woke up as a guy? I don't think I'd have a problem with that.. I'd just live a couple years like that until I could afford a sex change opperation.

*This meaningless post brought to you by Mara Brecinridge. I don't know how to spell it, I don't know what she is but I think I'm in love*

 

[Kamiyue2c]

Funny thing, here in the US I just saw a show on HBO (an uninterrupted movie channel) that had a program called "Real Sex". One part of the show was about a lesbian only party where they showed off their "dicks". Brown, blue, black, pink, any color you could think of. They had straps to hold them in place and ones with two ends. They were attracted to women, but still had the desire to be filled.

Now if I was changed into a woman, I would really get off (in more ways than one) at a party like this. I have too much of a male mind set and would have a hard time seducing or being seduced by a male. But I'm certain I could be a hell of a tease.

My problem would be learning to seduce a woman as a woman. It's bad enough as a guy sometimes, buy I guess I'd have to be one of those touchy feely women.

e2c

Carpet Licking, Carpet Munching, Eating Box... any way you say it, it rolls off the tongue .

 

[Endlessly]

Dunno.

I mean, I'm bi-curious now, so it doesn't really matter WHAT sex I am-- and were I male, I'd still be as enticed and perplexed by females and their bodies as I am now.

But I don't know if I could stomach getting it up the ass as a male. *blink*

Guys are yummy, I'll always think they're yummy, but.. Dunno.

And as to your question-- if something's missing, that's why God invented vibes.