April Fools Day Contest Ideas

[Sign54]

Easy: write a story about covid not existing. Have some white dude and his Honduran girlfriend doing random things before they fuck that are impossible during Covid. 2019 mode is the whole point of the story.

 

[JaxRhapsody]

but what if he really is?


definitely a transgender story there...

I've been kinda thinking something like this; a lesbian hooks up with a lesbian transwoman, unknowingly.

 

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I've been kinda thinking something like this; a lesbian hooks up with a lesbian transwoman, unknowingly.

there'd need to be some trickery involved.

 

[JJA122]

Is it worth writing a one pager for this contest?

 

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Is it worth writing a one pager for this contest?

If that's what it is, write it.

Sure, longer stories do better generally, but quality is the key thing.

and regardless of length nor score, you will get exposure to fresh readers.

 

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Gal sends text to her Bf "Hey, sexy, ant to April Fool around."

except instead of her Bf she accidentally sends it to...

~ her boss

~her relative of your choice

~her pastor or priest

~ her professor

~ her best GF

 

[JaxRhapsody]

there'd need to be some trickery involved.

I got the trickery, it's making it make sense that I haven't figured out yet.

 

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I got the trickery, it's making it make sense that I haven't figured out yet.

luckily April fools doesn't need o make sense. Go full Monty Python.

 

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Olaf dumps bumpers with a parked vehicle at the mall. Since it is April Fool's Day, on the note he leaves on his victim's window, he puts April's phone number. April is the hot girl across the gall that never notices Olaf. He think getting her in trouble will be great fun.

Until April offers the owner of the damaged car sex to forget all about it & Olaf has to try to study while listening to the sounds...

 

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April Showers lead to May Flowers

The pee fetish version. not sure how it turns into an April Fools joke though. Or who May is.

 

[Ravey19]

I was always told the origins of April Fools was having a note stuck to someoe's back with 'Kick me' or the like on it. How about a timid young lass's best friend pins a note to her back without friend's knowledge saying 'Please ask me out' and then we see who reads it and follows?

I know, boring!

I'm sure you could make it work.

 

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I'm sure you could make it work.

SJ can make about anything work if she puts her mind to it...she did not win the V Day contest by being unimaginative or a weak writer.

She probably even knows how the medical sector "celebrates" April Fools Day...

 

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Replacing the hand sanitizer in the office with an aphrodisiac.

 

[Hypoxia]

Replacing the hand sanitizer in the office with an aphrodisiac.

Adding LSD and DMSO to the household bottle of anal lube. (DMSO carries molecules through human skin, directly into organs and the bloodstream.) Have a trippy butt-fuck, gang!

 

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One I would never do, because it offends EVERYONE...

for AFD, the gang decides to go out in drag to the local "gay club". The Alpha dictates that their goal is to seduce the "queers" , then "leave them with blue balls". Whoever gets the most victims wins.

Of course, the Alpha really is closeted gay, so his victim is in luck...until one of them turns out to be secretly female (has the Alpha been crossdressing all long, or is it the victim?)

 

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and the contest is on, the first few entries are posted:

https://www.literotica.com/stories/contest.php/april-fools-2021

 

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April Fools Day at the Convent

don't really have much more than the question in mind "what would April Fools Day be like at the convent?"

would the nuns play tricks on the novice or vice versa?
Or would Mother Superior be the target?
What about the Father Confessor?

 

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Sis** discovers an old ipod kicking around. While brother is out, she rigs it under his mattress to play the chorus of Andrea True* singing the chorus to her disco hit "More, more, more". By a quirk of electronics, the more the mattress bounces, the loader it gets.

Who notices? Who acts in response? Mom? Sis? The neighbour who stopped by for coffee? The maid? The gardener? Sis' BFF over to study? Brother's classmate arriving to study***?



*RIP....

** all characters 18+ of course

*** secret crush or not?

 

[Hypoxia]

don't really have much more than the question in mind "what would April Fools Day be like at the convent?"

What sort of convent? Roman Catholic? Orthodox? Lutheran? Anglican? Buddhist? Satanist? What calendar is used? And are there a Sister April Fools or Sister April Showers around? Do either hook up with Sister May Flowers and/or Sister June Bug?

Meanwhile, I just submitted my first April Fools entry It Ain't No Joke in Humor because hot but absurd. It's a rewrite of Valentine Power which I didn't finish in time for the V-Day contest. Maybe next year. In No Joke, I do not quite disclose formulas for skin-penetrating psychedelic aphrodisiac pigments used to hand-paint greeting cards. Work those out yourselves.

I might have some other fragments suitable to cook into April Fools entries. I'll figure that out when my current meds wear off.

 

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What sort of convent? Roman Catholic? Orthodox? Lutheran? Anglican? Buddhist? Satanist? What calendar is used? And are there a Sister April Fools or Sister April Showers around? Do either hook up with Sister May Flowers and/or Sister June Bug?

Meanwhile, I just submitted my first April Fools entry It Ain't No Joke in Humor because hot but absurd. It's a rewrite of Valentine Power which I didn't finish in time for the V-Day contest. Maybe next year. In No Joke, I do not quite disclose formulas for skin-penetrating psychedelic aphrodisiac pigments used to hand-paint greeting cards. Work those out yourselves.

I might have some other fragments suitable to cook into April Fools entries. I'll figure that out when my current meds wear off.

I do like the cooking theme.

Can I have some April Fools pancakes? Or cupcakes?

 

[Hypoxia]

Can I have some April Fools pancakes? Or cupcakes?

If tasty enough, and fed to hungry April Addams, they would be April Drools confections. But I digress. It Ain't No Joke is up and awaiting adulation. The MC's aphrodisiacal cards work all too well with family. But when his girlfriend's brother's football team gets hold of a card, he's in trouble. Will those turf-burners have their way with him?

 

[sirhugs]

If tasty enough, and fed to hungry April Addams, they would be April Drools confections. But I digress. It Ain't No Joke is up and awaiting adulation. The MC's aphrodisiacal cards work all too well with family. But when his girlfriend's brother's football team gets hold of a card, he's in trouble. Will those turf-burners have their way with him?

the whole sub-genre of tricks that backfire could lead to stories...

 

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Hubby is away on work.

Someone replaces the wedding photos and all hubby's pictures with photos of Rod, the jerk that wife dated once in college (once was enough).

When wife phones her BFF , puzzled the BFF insists that it is Rod's picture because of course, Rod is her husband...

 

[Payne_Hall]

One I toyed with in pre writing was a romance working around a guy who was a burn victim as a child, who later became a work at home recluse due to the skin grafts. The college girl next door was a playful person who loved practical jokes and whose favorite holiday was April Fool’s. They used cute little jump scares and playfulness as a love language as the story developed while she wondered if she was just in love with the mystery or actually liked him.

 

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TV pundit announces that they have done the calculations, and Earth will end this April First unless all adult virgins lose their virginity...