anything can be a toy!

[KinkyKiki]

Hi everyone! I'm just curious about something and thought I'd get some other opinions about it. For those of you who don't have any toys (or even if you do) what else do you use? I know there's the traditional banana, carrot, or some other fruit or vegetable, but beyond that what have you come up with? Please tell me I'm not the only one who deals with this subject. Some of my personal favorites are the handle of an ice cream scoop (very thick and the ridges add great stimulation) and besides that an electric toothbrush without the brush head. That one is fantastic for the clit....makes me cum in seconds if I let it. I'm just curious what other women are using as well suggestions for other items I can try.

Looking forward to hearing your responses.

KinkyKiki

 

[Hotred911]

I just tried an ear of corn last night, worked very well. I'm also glad to hear I'm not the only one that's used the handle of an ice cream scoop.

 

[drew62]

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[asenath]

I recently discovered that while sitting on the toilet that the end of the toilet brush looked liked a small cock. It had a small round shaped end, that looked very enticing. I decided to try it out, and cut off the business end of the brush and gave it a shot. It's not the real thing, which Im still waiting to try, but it felt pretty damn good. I told my wife that I thought the brush needed to be replaced, and have since hidden my toy from her.

Umm... eww! It's still a toilet brush, man! Buy a dildo... or at least a carrot.

 

[HoHoBomb]

HBO

saw a woman carve a cock out of a potato
played with it and later ate it

 

[Monazwx]

When I saw the title of this thread, that woman with the potato was the first thing I thought of.

The episode was on HBO last night. She peeled it, carved it and everything.
Eating it raw just killed it for me though.

 

[watergirl]

Drew, EWWWWW

It takes alot to gross me out, but that did it.

Good god, man, have you no shame?

 

[RomanHans]

For more info:

http://www.puckerup.com/voice/potato.htm

Roman

 

[asenath]

Drew, EWWWWW

It takes alot to gross me out, but that did it.

Good god, man, have you no shame?

And he was sitting on the toilet when he came up with that. That makes it even worse. Jesus! What a visual.

 

[watergirl]

I'd really really rather not imagine!

 

[ammre]

roman: i love pukerup.com

as far as this thread.. i use body spray bottles and those thin shampoo bottles... the only real problem with those were the blunt ends... but sometimes that added an intresting stumlation

I'm sure i've used more things.. i jsut cna't remember them at the moment.

 

[Guest]

My favorite toy was relatively cheap to purchase-- only 15 dollars.

It's one of those back massagers that you plug in, and then rub it or press it against the desired body part.

I use it almost every night, and it has -never- failed to bring me to a toe curling orgasm.

You can get them almost anywhere, from WalMart to KMart-- most stores such as these will carry some sort of massaging tool.

Sati

 

[asenath]

Someone once wanted me to fuck myself with a carrot then eat it. I didn't have one handy.

He got off on that sort of thing. He'd have me slide some ice in my pussy then pull it out and crunch it for him... (over the phone)

I've gotta do the carrot thing for someone one of these days. But overall I prefer real toys.

(yeah.. that's the traditional thing. but tradition can be fun anyway if done in a nontraditional way. hmm.. I should go back to bed.)

 

[lilpriss]

Just a note of caution for the food inserters... watch out for nasty infections, when doing this, the sugar in some foods will cause a yeasty in your beasty... and the potato thing just scares me! Because what is the perfect environment to grow a potato... warm moist dark places... and I've heard some horror stories about that too! I.E. The lady who didn't do any peeling before putting a potato in her twat... an eye broke off and what ever (supposedly) happened? She'd started her own garden... Now how do you explain THAT to your doc?

 

[Bill in Cincy]

I heard that same story

Just a note of caution for the food inserters... watch out for nasty infections, when doing this, the sugar in some foods will cause a yeasty in your beasty... and the potato thing just scares me! Because what is the perfect environment to grow a potato... warm moist dark places... and I've heard some horror stories about that too! I.E. The lady who didn't do any peeling before putting a potato in her twat... an eye broke off and what ever (supposedly) happened? She'd started her own garden... Now how do you explain THAT to your doc?

From an ER doc who saw it first hand. Well, similar story, anyway. He was doing a year at a rural hospital in Eastern KY, and had a woman come in complaining of "ruts in her virginia." He had no clue what was wrong until she got undressed and showed him the "growth" of "roots" from her "vagina." Turns out she had a yeast infection, and apparently a folk remedy was to stuff a potato into the vagina. Backfired, that one. True story.

 

[crazybbwgirl]

ok - ewwww to the potato and the toilet brush. How 'bout a candle? My very first vibrator experience as a pre-teen was with my mother's electric razor - hmmmm interesting vibration there. I sure shaved my legs alot! lol Popsicle! brrrrrr - use a towel - especially if its cherry - damn those stains are hard to get out of the sheets.

 

[HoHoBomb]

Hot Dog

This is a true story
this poor gurl everyone use to call her hot dog.

she decided to use a frozen hot dog. it got stuck and attached to her skin. she had to go to the emergency room.

this is how everyone found out!

 

[Bill in Cincy]

Re: Hot Dog

This is a true story
this poor gurl everyone use to call her hot dog.

she decided to use a frozen hot dog. it got stuck and attached to her skin. she had to go to the emergency room.

this is how everyone found out!

OMG!!! How awful for her!!!

Guess it had to be frozen, though ... otherwise just not stiff.

 

[HoHoBomb]

Banana Story

My friend had read in some book about using a banana.
one day her boyfriend surprised her with this huge banana.
he peeled it and pleasured her with it.

he got so turned on that he ended up having intercourse

well she said that he felt really BIG
then it started to hurt
turns out that the banana had broken off inside her and her boyfriend didn't tell her about it until she felt it.

she started to panic and he wanted to bring her to the emergency room.

after a few minutes of insanity she started to push
finally the banana piece slipped out.

 

[SuperShyGuy]

Re: Banana Story

My friend had read in some book about using a banana.
one day her boyfriend surprised her with this huge banana.
he peeled it and pleasured her with it.

he got so turned on that he ended up having intercourse

well she said that he felt really BIG
then it started to hurt
turns out that the banana had broken off inside her and her boyfriend didn't tell her about it until she felt it.

she started to panic and he wanted to bring her to the emergency room.

after a few minutes of insanity she started to push
finally the banana piece slipped out.

I'm not sure weather to laugh or wretch. I guess I'll laugh.

 

[sheath]

I absolutely LOVE this thread! lol

Nothing to add yet, but I'm going to ask a few friends if they have cool stories to tell.

And the original question...what do I use? Anything at all. My hairbrush is interesting. I like to raid my kitchen cabinets and find cool stuff. The snakebite kit that has the little extractor pen? Those are nice.

And I love to use various parts of a guitar. And various guitar accessories. But that shouldn't surprise anybody.

S.

 

[Guest]

 

[Monazwx]

I saw a picture online one time that had a lady using a face cactus plant as a dildo....

I never have quite recovered from that.

The Horror.

 

[MrBates]

*volunteers*

hey....I'll be happy to volunteer my fingers or tongue if any of you want to use them.

*chuckles*


Toys R ME!!!


(and MUCH safer than frozen hot dogs)

 

[HoHoBomb]

safe sex

one of my friends confessed to putting a condom on her cucumber before she used it