Anyone know how to write?

[mslv4Her]

Can you juggle?

I juggle quite well, except for going sort of slow and dropping things a lot.

 

[kaithel]

There are a few men on these boards whom seem to have the skill of a word-smith, but they are few and far between. And there is the depressing fact which always remains - those that can't write will still respond, and you will get to weed through them also!

I have to admit that in the brief time I've been there, I've seen very few "invitations" soliciting men who write well. If I saw such things, I would most likely respond to them, because I feel like I may fall into that category (stories in sig).

Then again, I may be atypical of men on this forum, because I struggle with the notion of approaching women here unsolicited, for example PMing women out of the blue to ask if they would like to RP. As odd as it may sound on a site like this, I feel like contacting someone without some sort of encouragement to do so is somehow . . . sleazy, or something like that.

At the same time, I don't spend a huge amount of time on the forums, so I don't really get to know many women to a point where I would feel comfortable reaching out to them.

On top of that, there's something off-putting about responding to a personal posted by a woman when there is a frenzied crowd of rabid men posting in the thread.

I've thought on occasion of posting my own "personal" ad looking for women who write well, but just have never gotten around to it.

Kaithel

 

[PublicAffection]

My brother's sister's cousin was mildly entertaining. Uncle Bob was moderately entertaining so we disowned him. He was making the rest of the family look bad.

Well better to be mildly entertaining than not ntertaining at all. But I grant you permission to be fully entertaining as well.

 

[User_Damashii]

Ok. I'll pay you a quarter. But only I can take pictures and distribute them as I see fit.

A masked woman with a yearning for unconventional juggling photos? An unconventional juggler?! Someone fetch me a typewriter! If this isn't the plot of a shadowy detective potboiler, I don't know the genre at all.

Disneyland may not work as the scene. Maybe a carnival would be more apropos.

 

[PublicAffection]

A masked woman with a yearning for unconventional juggling photos? An unconventional juggler?! Someone fetch me a typewriter! If this isn't the plot of a shadowy detective potboiler, I don't know the genre at all.

Disneyland may not work as the scene. Maybe a carnival would be more apropos.

I love carnivals. And carneys. Hey - can the juggler also be the world's most tattooed man? Those guys are hot.

 

[User_Damashii]

No reason why not -- as long as he's a weird and stylish carnie like in Carnivale rather than a weird and weird one like in Geek Love.

I went to a carnival this weekend, without any of the thread members. My apologies, the funnel cake was delicious.

(Incidentally, I wonder if there's a current tattoo thread on any of these boards.)

 

[mslv4Her]

A masked woman with a yearning for unconventional juggling photos? An unconventional juggler?! Someone fetch me a typewriter! If this isn't the plot of a shadowy detective potboiler, I don't know the genre at all.

Disneyland may not work as the scene. Maybe a carnival would be more apropos.

What would you have me unconventionally juggle? Could I be the trusted sidekick also?

 

[PublicAffection]

No reason why not -- as long as he's a weird and stylish carnie like in Carnivale rather than a weird and weird one like in Geek Love.

I went to a carnival this weekend, without any of the thread members. My apologies, the funnel cake was delicious.

(Incidentally, I wonder if there's a current tattoo thread on any of these boards.)

How dare you go without me

 

[PublicAffection]

What would you have me unconventionally juggle? Could I be the trusted sidekick also?

Sidekicks are required to wear their underpants on the OUTSIDE of their trousers.

 

[cryingalien]

know how to write....damn well.....wear underpants sometimes

 

[__Nathan1968]

are trousers mandatory, then?

 

[PublicAffection]

are trousers mandatory, then?

Only for the side-kicks (those guys never get any action)

 

[User_Damashii]

How dare you go without me

You weren't around! Anyway, I kept an eye out for tattooed jugglers. Not a one, if you'd believe it. For the purposes of this expedition, it was a wash. Now if we had been looking for spiced meats and funnel cakes!

 

[RuneBlade]

You weren't around! Anyway, I kept an eye out for tattooed jugglers. Not a one, if you'd believe it. For the purposes of this expedition, it was a wash. Now if we had been looking for spiced meats and funnel cakes!

Dude. Funnel cakes. Want. It's been too long.

 

[__Nathan1968]

Only for the side-kicks (those guys never get any action)

hmmmm maybe I could be a villain, instead, then.

I've always wanted a secret lair.

 

[__Nathan1968]

and yes, my lair has a funnel cake vendor

 

[PublicAffection]

and yes, my lair has a funnel cake vendor

... I'm so tired I initially thought this said you had funnel cake vision.

 

[PublicAffection]

Dude. Funnel cakes. Want. It's been too long.

Want to split one?

 

[User_Damashii]

and yes, my lair has a funnel cake vendor

You fiend! What depravities can you wreck upon the world with the power of tasty fair food at your command?!

 

[__Nathan1968]

You fiend! What depravities can you wreck upon the world with the power of tasty fair food at your command?!

MUAHAHAHAHA Lets just say that when the masses start to eat my funnel cakes (sprinkled with spanish fly and viagra laced powdered sugar) the world will be too preoccupied to fight me.

Want to split the first one with me P.A.?

 

[PublicAffection]

MUAHAHAHAHA Lets just say that when the masses start to eat my funnel cakes (sprinkled with spanish fly and viagra laced powdered sugar) the world will be too preoccupied to fight me.

Want to split the first one with me P.A.?

Well now that I know your secret ingredients, I don't know if I want it more or if I want to abstain in order to evade your villinous grasp.

 

[__Nathan1968]

Well now that I know your secret ingredients, I don't know if I want it more or if I want to abstain in order to evade your villinous grasp.

Not to worry, love, I have a much more friendly grasp reserved for you.

Actually i considered also adding MSG to them. I figured I'd get everyone hot and hard with the spanish fly and viagra, but give half of the population a headache from the MSG. Imagine the wars that THIS would start!

The more I thought about it, though, the more I realized that this was too evil even for me.

 

[PublicAffection]

Not to worry, love, I have a much more friendly grasp reserved for you.

Actually i considered also adding MSG to them. I figured I'd get everyone hot and hard with the spanish fly and viagra, but give half of the population a headache from the MSG. Imagine the wars that THIS would start!

The more I thought about it, though, the more I realized that this was too evil even for me.

I've never heard of a villain worrying about something being "too evil" before. You're slipping, sir.

 

[__Nathan1968]

I've never heard of a villain worrying about something being "too evil" before. You're slipping, sir.

Just luring you into a false sense of security. Then I move on to Stage II of my evil plan: Luring you into my secret island lair.

 

[RuneBlade]

Want to split one?

*pushes thoughts of 'Leggo my Eggo' out of his mind* Ya think one would satiate? I'm not too sure.