Anyone know how to write?

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I'm looking for a couple guys to roleplay chat with. However, that's not to say that I'm happy with just anyone.

'I stick my cock in you and have sex' just dosn't do it for me. I'm after someone who can write, and can be very descriptive of little details, and the like. Nothing gets me going (within an RP term) like a long, descriptive paragraph that slowly builds tension and excitement.

I also like someone who's confident and takes the initiave, not to the domin/submit level, but I prefer assertive males who know what they want. Then again, we all know what you want, right?

So, if you think you can write, I think we should talk. My MSN address is in my profile, I believe.
 
With all the layoffs, what else is there to do?
(I'm seriously considering stalking you, by the way)

Good point.
You're late. At this point, it'd have to be considered 'counter-stalking'. *wiggles eyebrows conspiratorially*
 
question: why do people post on the thread that they've just pm'd you when they've obviously sent you a pm? Isn't the little box that pops up that says, "You've got a Private Message" indicator enough? *ponders*
Is counter stalking like counter surfing? I used to do that but I gained five pounds.
 
Well, as they say, idle hands are the devil's workshop. Perhaps we should put our hands to better use. After all, writing paragraphs at a time is a lot of work, that should count for something, right?

And yes, it's only fun if you write a little bit. As for me, I type like I talk in real life, and well... in high school I was voted most talkative by unanimous vote. Twice. This is one of the few times were verbosity is a plus.
 
Between "conspiratorially" and "verbosity", I don't know what to do with myself. Words are sexy.
 
question: why do people post on the thread that they've just pm'd you when they've obviously sent you a pm? Isn't the little box that pops up that says, "You've got a Private Message" indicator enough? *ponders*
Is counter stalking like counter surfing? I used to do that but I gained five pounds.

In light of an earlier conversation I had today, it could be the lit equivalent of pounding that little claim stake into your piece of land. It says "Hey, I was here, and you weren't. So nyyuuhhhh." I could go further but, I'm trying not to be totally rude.

Can't say I'm familiar with counter surfing, though as I type this, I see the pun and wonder which counters you might have been surfing. Were you doing it in that costume? Cause that'd be totally stalkable behavior right there.

JSensei said:
Well, as they say, idle hands are the devil's workshop.
Seems to me it's the devil's hand always at work, and the Christ flock that are normally pretty idle. But that's just the atheist in me. He's been trying to get out, but I find him rather tasty and entertaining. :)
 
Hmph. Seems everyone's a stalker these days.

This is:
10% luck, 20% skill
15% concentrated power of will
5% pleasure, 50% pain
and 100% reason to remember the name.

If done right, there had better be more than 5% pleasure with that 50% pain. Hell, you could toss the luck entirely.

There are a few men on these boards whom seem to have the skill of a word-smith, but they are few and far between. And there is the depressing fact which always remains - those that can't write will still respond, and you will get to weed through them also! :D
 
In light of an earlier conversation I had today, it could be the lit equivalent of pounding that little claim stake into your piece of land. It says "Hey, I was here, and you weren't. So nyyuuhhhh." I could go further but, I'm trying not to be totally rude.

Can't say I'm familiar with counter surfing, though as I type this, I see the pun and wonder which counters you might have been surfing. Were you doing it in that costume? Cause that'd be totally stalkable behavior right there.


Seems to me it's the devil's hand always at work, and the Christ flock that are normally pretty idle. But that's just the atheist in me. He's been trying to get out, but I find him rather tasty and entertaining. :)

I see. Well, to each their own. Also, what's with random people theadjacking other people's threads to talk about things that have nothing to do with the OP? How narcissistic.

I tend to surf my own counters. We always have such good eats here between my baking and husband's grilling. And, I have been known to do many things while in costume for the expressed purpose of obtaining stalkers. Nothing gives a boost to the ego like a man who will shave your name in the side of his head and send you lovenotes written in their own blood.

Idle hands can be great fun... especially when the fingers start twitching because they want to reach out and touch someone.
 
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There are a few men on these boards whom seem to have the skill of a word-smith, but they are few and far between. And there is the depressing fact which always remains - those that can't write will still respond, and you will get to weed through them also! :D

You're usually lucky if you can find someone that can spell, let alone write, but this trait is not unique to men. Though I will concede that we are usually worse about it.
 
If done right, there had better be more than 5% pleasure with that 50% pain. Hell, you could toss the luck entirely.

There are a few men on these boards whom seem to have the skill of a word-smith, but they are few and far between. And there is the depressing fact which always remains - those that can't write will still respond, and you will get to weed through them also! :D

*grin* I suppose we could switch that to 50% pleasure and 5% pain, but would that really suit you? No getting lucky, hmm. Word-smith, I like. Almost as much as I like Mord-sith.

That's beacause they require a sharp mind and a deft tongue.

Eh, everyone's got words if they've got a dictionary handy. Has nothing to do with a sharp mind and a deft tongue.
 
You're usually lucky if you can find someone that can spell, let alone write, but this trait is not unique to men. Though I will concede that we are usually worse about it.

Sadly, I think women take up the larger chunk of misspellers. I'm dumbfounded at the amount of "Hi, how r u 2day" crap that rolls into my IMs/texts from friends of the female persuation.
 
If done right, there had better be more than 5% pleasure with that 50% pain. Hell, you could toss the luck entirely.

There are a few men on these boards whom seem to have the skill of a word-smith, but they are few and far between. And there is the depressing fact which always remains - those that can't write will still respond, and you will get to weed through them also! :D

Yes, weeding can be quite the depressing activity. But then you find a rose among all the weeds occasionally. The question then becomes, how to keep him around....?
 
Yes, weeding can be quite the depressing activity. But then you find a rose among all the weeds occasionally. The question then becomes, how to keep him around....?

Cookies. I know it sounds trivial, but they love them. The cream filled ones work the best.
 
Eh, everyone's got words if they've got a dictionary handy. Has nothing to do with a sharp mind and a deft tongue.

Using a dictionary without the sharp mind and deft tongue is like big game hunting with bullets but no gun or scope. Neither will be effective, and both will likely blow up in your face.
 
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