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Dear intothewoods,
I was looking for something unrelated when I happened on this:
http://i27.photobucket.com/albums/c170/RoxannaDanna/charlie-chaplin-2.jpg
When I saw this, I thought of your thread and read back a bit to see if this would be appropriate to post here. I think it would be okay to post. Since I don't and can't drink, I'd love for you to try this out and let me know if it's as good as it sounds.
Charlie Chaplin 2
(of course, what else would it be?)
1 part Apricot Brandy
1 part Lemon Juice
Pineapple
Pineapple
Pineapple
Chill a cocktail glass with ice or in the freezer. Pour apricot brandy and lemon juice into a shaker. Fill the shaker with ice cubes and shake it until the shaker is very cold. Empty the cocktail glass from ice and water. Strain the drink into the cocktail glass. Garnish with a pineapple (slice), a pineapple (leaf) and a pineapple (spear).
Thank you,
Roxanne
I wish I could wake up as a hot woman one day instead of an enormous bug like usual.
Oh, the trouble I'd make.
Not exactly germane, but fun nonetheless and I wanted to be sure that regulars here would see this. For many of us, coffee is a morningcap, right? How about this old ad from Chase and Sanborn:
http://i53.photobucket.com/albums/g68/mwy_photos/a147_a9.jpg
They don't seem to make marriages like they used to.![]()
You know, it's funny how often I've heard sentiments like this from heterosexual men. I wish I had breasts. Omg, I'd just play with myself all day long. Etc. I've heard this kind of thing about 100 times more often than I've heard women say, I wish I had a penis.
On another note, I just love Kafka.
I can masturbate or touch female bodies in my own body. What I can't do is make trouble.
That is such a funny image.
Good morning, peeps. Okay, afternoon. I'm dragging today, and the last few days, so I turn to this thread to perk me up again. Even caffeine is betraying me. I think I've overdone it or something. I know it's the change in weather. Sinus pressure, etc. Sighhh. I just wish I would perk up already. I've got lots to do.
You know, it's funny how often I've heard sentiments like this from heterosexual men. I wish I had breasts. Omg, I'd just play with myself all day long. Etc. I've heard this kind of thing about 100 times more often than I've heard women say, I wish I had a penis.
On another note, I just love Kafka.
Don't worry, I'm picking up the slack.
I think I'd pick up some new diseases if I had a male body. Like nothing we've heard of yet.


Welcome back, LB. And good choice on the Stella.![]()
I have an open mind. On beer and other matters.
And thanks for the welcome back. Will you please rub my feet now? They hurt.
~LB
Not sure my arms would reach, but given the opportunity I never turn down a beautiful woman in need.

You just made me blush, I think!
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They have computers in the great Southwest but no mirrors?![]()

Its the heat; it melts mirrors here.
Its Friday and I quit work early. My feet are up and I'm drinking Cartlidge and Brown Chard.
Now, can we get back to talking about men with lady parts (or women with gentleman parts) ?
~LB
Would much rather find some wine and then get my man parts engaged with someone else's lady parts.![]()
Don't try to change the subject.
Besides, isn't it still a bit early for wine? I'm drinking coffee now...trying to wake up.
~LB
Seriously? Given the week we've just had, I'm surprised there hasn't been a run on the nation's liquor stores.
I'm just pacing myself.
My 36 hour hangover from earlier in the week is still fresh in my mind.
Otherwise, I am trying to remain an optimist.
And I have banned myself from looking at my 401K until 2010.
~LB