Another thread on dick size

[soflabbwlvr]

Or specifically, how to measure the penis. This article began with a discussion of HP's "Chubby Checker," but got more interesting toward the end:

The ideal in the shoe-size-correlation studies would be to measure a fully erect penis, but that’s not feasible. As an alternative, most researchers stretch the non-erect penis before measuring its length. Even though this technique prevails among urologists, it turns out there is more than one way to stretch a penis. Some doctors measure it immediately after the subject drops his trousers, to prevent cold from affecting the data. They stretch the penis once, take a measurement, and are finished. Other researchers pull the penis to length three times before measuring it, the way a clown repeatedly stretches a balloon before inflating it and twisting it into the shape of a dog. In addition, no matter how the stretch is accomplished, it is difficult to apply this method consistently. The length of an object at full stretch depends on how hard you pull on it. Different urologists may have their own views on how much force can be comfortably applied to the flaccid penis of a volunteer study participant.

Does shoe size correlate with penis size?

Plot bunny, anyone?

 

[sr71plt]

I use the foot and hand size (only if they are big) to reference penis size in stories. I always have a character doing it, using it to establish arousing anticipation. And thus far I think I've always had it pan out. It's not a question of whether or not it's true. It's a turnon in a story. Establishing the arousal is what's important. What we're writing here is fiction anyway.

I wonder, regarding this article, whether doctors really have a reason to measure a guy's penis. I've never heard of it or encountered it. Does it happen for real? Also, do they measure from the top or the bottom?

 

[soflabbwlvr]

I use the foot and hand size (only if they are big) to reference penis size in stories. I always have a character doing it, using it to establish arousing anticipation. And thus far I think I've always had it pan out. It's not a question of whether or not it's true. It's a turnon in a story. Establishing the arousal is what's important. What we're writing here is fiction anyway.

I wonder, regarding this article, whether doctors really have a reason to measure a guy's penis. I've never heard of it or encountered it. Does it happen for real? Also, do they measure from the top or the bottom?

I'm wondering, what is the protocol? Do they buy you dinner first? Do you smoke a cigarette afterward?

 

[oggbashan]

I have very big feet but my other measurement is not equally exceptional.

At my age I'm just happy that it still works.

 

[JackLuis]

What really matters, is what's in your jeans.

 

[JAMESBJOHNSON]

If she's hungry enough any port in a storm will do. Choosy mothers dont just choose JIF.

 

[ruthieruth]

What the hell?...

 

[JackLuis]

If she's hungry enough any port in a storm will do. Choosy mothers dont just choose JIF.

That reminds me of a story.
I was about 12-13 and was riding in my Uncle's pickup, seated between him and my dad. They were discussing a friend of theirs who had just taken up with a Portuguese gal, who was 'unattractive' from their conversation.

My uncle asked my dad, "Why would a man take up with such an ugly broad?"

I spoke up saying, "Any Port in a storm."

They both looked at me and then laughed nervously, but I knew they had to think of me in a new way.

 

[Handley_Page]

This all reminds me of the joke about the big guy with a little pecker who went into a brothel.
The girls were laughing about his [lack of] size and one asked "Who are you going to please with that?"
The answer snapped bag like a whip:
"ME."

 

[NaokoSmith]

So is that true then? That it bears no correlation to foot size? I never got round to measuring a guy's feet ....

 

[JAMESBJOHNSON]

That reminds me of a story.
I was about 12-13 and was riding in my Uncle's pickup, seated between him and my dad. They were discussing a friend of theirs who had just taken up with a Portuguese gal, who was 'unattractive' from their conversation.

My uncle asked my dad, "Why would a man take up with such an ugly broad?"

I spoke up saying, "Any Port in a storm."

They both looked at me and then laughed nervously, but I knew they had to think of me in a new way.

The flip-side to the puny pecker problem is the ITS TOO BIG problem. Too big was always my cross to bear eventho its isnt 'too big.' I suppose it all depends of what a girl is used to.

But its always been my MOA to soften a girl up first. Decent meal, decent activity, decent companionship, and it never hurts if theyre out to sea for a while and ready for liberty at the nearest port. Once theyre fed, feted, and fucked they may wanna shipout, of course. Thats generally when size matters.

 

[MatthewVett]

Speaking of dick size, I came across a site with a crapload of world data, including average girth and length by country. Posted about it here: http://liquidmatthew.wordpress.com/2013/02/17/world-penis-size-chart/

 

[JAMESBJOHNSON]

Mother Nature is the best judge of what she likes, and if she were fond of monster schlongs we'd all have whoppers or dinky dix. Instead what we have is regression to the mean.

 

[JaxRhapsody]

So, this guy was drinking beer and his son walked in and asked for a sip, he asked his son; "Does you dick touch your asshole?"

"No," he replied.

"Then you can't have any beer, till your dick touches your asshole."

Later on the guy was outside smoking a cigarette and his son asked, "Can I take a puff?"

"Does your dick touch your asshole?"

"No, it doesn't, you know that."

"No smoking till your dick touches your asshole."

The next day had been hot, both were working around the house and after lawn work- beer wasn't cutting it. He walked in to see his son drinking the last bit of lemonaid.

"Son, why don't you let dad have that last glass of lemonaid and drink some water?"

"Well, dad, does your dick touch your asshole?"

"Of course it does, son."

"Then you can go fuck yourself, it's hot as shit outside."

 

[sr71plt]

So is that true then? That it bears no correlation to foot size? I never got round to measuring a guy's feet ....

Beats me. But in terms of writing erotica, why would anyone not want it to be true? The clinical bit almost always is a killer of arousal.

 

[NaokoSmith]

Which do you think is the bigger whopper? The fabulous penis or the fish that got away?

 

[sr71plt]

I thought Berger King made the biggest Whooper.

(And if you are saying you don't believe there are gigantic penises or fish that got away, I'd have to say you've led an incomplete life.)

 

[NaokoSmith]

I thought Berger King made the biggest Whooper.

(And if you are saying you don't believe there are gigantic penises or fish that got away, I'd have to say you've led a sad life.)

Oh you have no idea how slow it is some days here in Stepford. I occasionally resort to writing stories myself about men with big feet.

 

[soflabbwlvr]

So is that true then? That it bears no correlation to foot size? I never got round to measuring a guy's feet ....

Hobbits must be enormous.

 

[NaokoSmith]

Hobbits must be enormous.

Is there any fanfiction on that?