Another classic line from MADDOG?

[MADDOG]

OK, I just got home from a nightclub (The one where I work). I met this girl who I'd met before in the Toilets (You know the story. If not, I'll run through it!) and we got to talking. The first time we met, she wouldn't shut up about how she is always losing things, so I asked her if she'd lost anything lately. She said, no, but she lost her virginity when she was 16 (She's 26 now), so I said, "It's been 10 years, you need a re-match." She burst out laughing and said that it was the best line she'd ever heard. I was just drunk! I still am! I didn't know what the hell I was saying! (I don't even know what I'm saying now! Forgive any spellink mistakes!)

I swear it wasn't intended as a line, just an off the cuff pissed remark, but is it any good? I'm sure I'll read this tomorrow and know the answer, but I'm still amped!

Oh, and as this will be my 100th post, I think gifts may be in order! What is on offer?!

MADDOG

P.S. If I've offended anyone, forgive me. I'm drunk.

 

[Wizard]

Enjoy my friend , I think we all (or many) have found ourself sitting in front of the PC after a hard night of partying !

I have an ICE cold Rolling Rock in my hands now, and who knows what this Friday night will bring.

 

[Magic Merlin]

Happy 100th MADDOG??

I don't bring gifts, but I will tip a few cold ones to you.

MM

 

[Svedish_Chef]

Where OZ maddog......?
And classic line!