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the quiet one
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- Aug 6, 2002
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Bad medieval pick-up lines:
1. I have the key to your chastity belt and you have the key to my heart.
2. Can I hose down your doublet?
3. Your eyes are as dark as a castle moat by midnight. Lower your drawbridge and let me cross.
4. You should be glad I'm not a Viking. You would have been ravaged and plundered by now.
5. What's a nice maiden like you doing in a dungeon like this?
6. Come up and see my scrolls.
7. You can scale my battlements any day, madam.
8. You scratch my boils and I'll scratch yours.
9. They don't call me Lance-A-Lot for nothing, you know.
10. My that's a fine set of chalices you have there.
11. Ssh, I don't want everyone to know I'm on a secret holy quest.
12. When the Inquisition put me on the rack, my limbs weren't the only thing they stretched.
Unknown Knights of the Round Table:
Sir Eptitious is fond of lurking.
Sir Pent is somewhat of a snake.
Sir Astes has a venomous personality.
Sir Cumspect believes in discretion.
Sir Vivor is always standing at the end.
Sir Mount will overcome any obstacle.
Sir Plus always has extra
Sir Reel is uh,.... well, strange.
Sir Rhosis is a heavy drinker
Sir Cul is well rounded
Sir Vey looks over the situation carefully
Sir Cut can be shocking
Sir Lee is just plain mean
Sir Ahpee likes wearing colorful, woven blankets
Sir Tain is clear of thought
Sir Coat has a tunic
Sir Ferr is always at the beach
Sir Ra is Moslem
Sir Cus is more fun than a barrel of monkeys
Sir Amic has a glass jaw
Sir Ender gives up easily
Sir Cease will put an end to it
Sir Feit will feed you
Sir Round is seemingly everywhere at once
Sir Rial always has a good breakfast
Sir Pass is always the best
Sir Ebelum is a real brain
Sir Jen is a Chiurgeon
Sir Ated has jagged edges
Sir Vin goes stag
Sir Emonious is fond of pomp and protocol
Sir Mize jumps to conclusions
Sir Ese is red
Sir Prize comes out of nowhere
Sir Tiffei will attest with authority
Sir Cumstance is always a factor in any equation
Sir Emony is very formal
Sir O'Gate is a stand-in
Sir Culate moves about and mingles
Sir Cumstantial pays attention to details
Sir Amist is fond of porcelain.
Sir Ene is calm
Sir Ement is really a mortician
Sir Tees is agreeable
Sir Tificate likes to document achievements
Sir Kuhmsize makes little cuts
Sir Vical will stick his neck out
Sir Endipity is lucky.
Sir Tax is fond of money
Sir Ious never smiles
Sir Vant is always performing duties
Sir Tiorari is informed
Sir Aphim is angelic
Sir Ac is the father of Spock
Sir See is a sorceress
Sir Mon likes to preach
Sir Enade sings love songs
Sir Piginous has a skin ailment
Sir Ka is approximate
Sir Viet always has a napkin
Sir Cularize takes polls
Sir Loin is beefy.
Sir Cadian is day to day
Sir Visfee collects more money
Sir Naim has a strong sense of family
Sir Val is very catlike
Sir Cuitous is not forthright
Sir Jing likes to sew
Sir Charge is taxing
Sir Rus is cloudy
Sir Cumvent can get around anything
Sir Face will always come up
Sir Bian hails from Belgrade
Sir Ialist writes long stories
Sir Ree likes crowds
1. I have the key to your chastity belt and you have the key to my heart.
2. Can I hose down your doublet?
3. Your eyes are as dark as a castle moat by midnight. Lower your drawbridge and let me cross.
4. You should be glad I'm not a Viking. You would have been ravaged and plundered by now.
5. What's a nice maiden like you doing in a dungeon like this?
6. Come up and see my scrolls.
7. You can scale my battlements any day, madam.
8. You scratch my boils and I'll scratch yours.
9. They don't call me Lance-A-Lot for nothing, you know.
10. My that's a fine set of chalices you have there.
11. Ssh, I don't want everyone to know I'm on a secret holy quest.
12. When the Inquisition put me on the rack, my limbs weren't the only thing they stretched.
Unknown Knights of the Round Table:
Sir Eptitious is fond of lurking.
Sir Pent is somewhat of a snake.
Sir Astes has a venomous personality.
Sir Cumspect believes in discretion.
Sir Vivor is always standing at the end.
Sir Mount will overcome any obstacle.
Sir Plus always has extra
Sir Reel is uh,.... well, strange.
Sir Rhosis is a heavy drinker
Sir Cul is well rounded
Sir Vey looks over the situation carefully
Sir Cut can be shocking
Sir Lee is just plain mean
Sir Ahpee likes wearing colorful, woven blankets
Sir Tain is clear of thought
Sir Coat has a tunic
Sir Ferr is always at the beach
Sir Ra is Moslem
Sir Cus is more fun than a barrel of monkeys
Sir Amic has a glass jaw
Sir Ender gives up easily
Sir Cease will put an end to it
Sir Feit will feed you
Sir Round is seemingly everywhere at once
Sir Rial always has a good breakfast
Sir Pass is always the best
Sir Ebelum is a real brain
Sir Jen is a Chiurgeon
Sir Ated has jagged edges
Sir Vin goes stag
Sir Emonious is fond of pomp and protocol
Sir Mize jumps to conclusions
Sir Ese is red
Sir Prize comes out of nowhere
Sir Tiffei will attest with authority
Sir Cumstance is always a factor in any equation
Sir Emony is very formal
Sir O'Gate is a stand-in
Sir Culate moves about and mingles
Sir Cumstantial pays attention to details
Sir Amist is fond of porcelain.
Sir Ene is calm
Sir Ement is really a mortician
Sir Tees is agreeable
Sir Tificate likes to document achievements
Sir Kuhmsize makes little cuts
Sir Vical will stick his neck out
Sir Endipity is lucky.
Sir Tax is fond of money
Sir Ious never smiles
Sir Vant is always performing duties
Sir Tiorari is informed
Sir Aphim is angelic
Sir Ac is the father of Spock
Sir See is a sorceress
Sir Mon likes to preach
Sir Enade sings love songs
Sir Piginous has a skin ailment
Sir Ka is approximate
Sir Viet always has a napkin
Sir Cularize takes polls
Sir Loin is beefy.
Sir Cadian is day to day
Sir Visfee collects more money
Sir Naim has a strong sense of family
Sir Val is very catlike
Sir Cuitous is not forthright
Sir Jing likes to sew
Sir Charge is taxing
Sir Rus is cloudy
Sir Cumvent can get around anything
Sir Face will always come up
Sir Bian hails from Belgrade
Sir Ialist writes long stories
Sir Ree likes crowds
