Anal Tinting Anyone?

[SilvaTungDevil]

So my buddy swears that some porn stars and strippers get surgical tattooing on the anal areas to pinken their tint. I've been looking for someplace to get mine done, but nobody's ever heard of such a thing. Is this for real? If so, do you think I could get mine done in a multicolor motif?

 

[islandman]

STD and the amazing technicolor rosebud?

 

[HeavyStick]

Go with some pastels.... you look like a spring person.

 

[glamorilla]

mine should be lined with gold.

 

[Guest]

 

[Linedrive]

STD

How will you explain it to your grandchildren...?

 

[islandman]

Re: STD

How will you explain it to your grandchildren...?

You have reason to think his grandchildren would look there?

 

[SilvaTungDevil]

mine should be lined with gold.

Now THAT was funny. Maybe I could run all my posts by you from now on so you can give them that extra bit of zing!

 

[just pet]

Re: Re: STD

You have reason to think his grandchildren would look there?

Excellent point

Gunner?

 

[SilvaTungDevil]

Re: STD

How will you explain it to your grandchildren...?

They were the ones who suggested it. Apparently years of misuse have tarnished my dainty spots.

 

[HeavyStick]

mine should be lined with gold.

Goldmember II ?

 

[bbw_25]

Re: Re: Re: STD

Excellent point

Gunner?

I am going to have to go with them on this one..
Speaking from a grandchild I have NEVER even thought about looking there on my grandparents...LOL

 

[Cleopatra]

Re: STD

How will you explain it to your grandchildren...?

Grandmother to grandchild: "Your grandfather had the rosiest asshole I've ever seen."

Grandchild:"I want *my* asshole to be rosy too, just like Grandpa!!"

 

[SilvaTungDevil]

Re: Re: STD

You have reason to think his grandchildren would look there?

Heck, I must've seen my gramma's "area" sixty or seventy times. Now there's a woman who will never need anal tinting.

 

[Bob_Bytchin]

STD will probably get his tinted brown.

Better not tell him about surgically implanted beans and corn.

 

[Linedrive]

Good grief people, that was a joke

 

[glamorilla]

Now THAT was funny. Maybe I could run all my posts by you from now on so you can give them that extra bit of zing!

it's one of the softer metals and gives them something nice to sink into.

 

[islandman]

Back in the day in Southeast Asia, men used to insert glass beads into their penises for "her pleasure".

Perhaps you could re-start this as a fad as well.

 

[Bob_Bytchin]

Good news for you then STD...implant a bb first. Just doubling your size should do wonders.

 

[SilvaTungDevil]

I can't believe you guys have trashed my thread on a very serious and important topic! This upsets me as I am emotionally invested in the subject at hand. I would appreciate only serious and tenderly loving replies from hence forth.

 

[islandman]

Rather than tinting it, perhaps your could just paint a glow-in-the-dark bulls-eye over it.

You know, to make it easier for your friends to find.


hey Glam - tell me that's not a good idea!!!!!

 

[SilvaTungDevil]

Back in the day in Southeast Asia, men used to insert glass beads into their penises for "her pleasure".

Perhaps you could re-start this as a fad as well.

Hey, my lover doesn't go in for that implant crap. My hand likes it a naturale.

 

[bknight2602]

ohhhh tie dye!!!



Ive actually heard of some people "Bleaching" their anus

LMAO

 

[just pet]

Good grief people, that was a joke

Oh

I thought you were serious

nevermind

 

[Bob_Bytchin]

Back in the day in Southeast Asia, men used to insert glass beads into their penises for "her pleasure".

Perhaps you could re-start this as a fad as well.

Back in the day? Sounds memorable for you.