An Unbeatable Combination: Older, Wiser, Whiter...now where my WOMENS AT?

[Marxist]

You young bucks think you're hot sheeyot. Well I've got news for you.

All the womens want old White meat.

You think I'm kidding? Just try me.

 

[Velius]

I think it's just pity Marxist. I mean, it's just so SAAD!

 

[Marxist]

Listen dood, if a woman fucks me and I die in the midst of the act, she gets insurance money.

If a woman fucks you and you die, she's got to explain to your mom about the wallpaper.

Women just dig me. It's jinglin' baby.

 

[Sillyman]

Nothing does turn on the women like being entirely past your sexual peak.

 

[Marxist]

You nailed it Sillyman. I'm a challenge, not chicken choker. Did I mention a taste of the good life if you fuck me to death?

 

[Velius]

Yeah, I really need to get that wallpaper fixed. Like I said though, it's just so sad.

 

[Ms_Lilith]

hiya Marxie

 

[Sillyman]

I'm a challenge, not chicken choker.

I believe that's what I said at the interview that won me my job.

 

[Marxist]

hiya Marxie

SEE! Look at the pleased lips and smile on that beautiful woman. She recognizes quality when she sees it.

I'm like a barbershop quartet, never out of style.

 

[Ms_Lilith]

SEE! Look at the pleased lips and smile on that beautiful woman. She recognizes quality when she sees it.

I'm like a barbershop quartet, never out of style.

never out of style... that's true... but, like a barbershop quartet, you're damned hard to find

 

[Sillyman]

SEE! Look at the pleased lips and smile on that beautiful woman. She recognizes quality when she sees it.

I'm like a barbershop quartet, never out of style.

That vaguely savage, predatory Canadian man-eater smile? Sure buddy, go for it.

 

[Ms_Lilith]

That vaguely savage, predatory Canadian man-eater smile? Sure buddy, go for it.

I'm insulted!

 

[Marxist]

That vaguely savage, predatory Canadian man-eater smile? Sure buddy, go for it.

If she thinks she can handle all this White meat, then she can have at it. Eleanor Roosevelt couldn't take it and she was quite the gapper. That's all I'll say about that.

 

[Ms_Lilith]

If she thinks she can handle all this White meat, then she can have at it. Eleanor Roosevelt couldn't take it and she was quite the gapper. That's all I'll say about that.

I'd leave you as a trembling puddle of Marxist when I was done with you.

 

[Sillyman]

If she thinks she can handle all this White meat, then she can have at it. Eleanor Roosevelt couldn't take it and she was quite the gapper. That's all I'll say about that.

Hey, Eleanor was my grandfather's ho. Take that back.

 

[Marxist]

I'd leave you as a trembling puddle of Marxist when I was done with you.

Don't make me take out my dentures and go down on you.

I made Edith Bolling Gault cum like a racehorse with my technique.

 

[kotori]

Nothing does turn on the women like being entirely past your sexual peak.

I don't know about being "entirely" past peak, but it seems to be working for me. . . Maybe there's something they like about a challenge.

 

[Ms_Lilith]

Don't make me take out my dentures and go down on you.

I made Edith Bolling Gault cum like a racehorse with my technique.

LMBWAO

(laughing my big white ass off)

 

[Marxist]

Hey, Eleanor was my grandfather's ho. Take that back.

Nope, ain't gonna. Wanna fight bareknuckled? I once got slapped by Jack Johnson's cock so I think I'm ready for just about anything.

 

[Marxist]

LMBWAO

(laughing my big white ass off)

TOETPOYBWA

(Thinking of eating tapiocca pudding off your big white ass)

 

[Sillyman]

I don't know about being "entirely" past peak, but it seems to be working for me. . . Maybe there's something they like about a challenge.

I'm not trying to insult older people or anything here, it's just something I've noticed. When you are a teenager, and usually at your most physically potent, you can't get laid to save your life. When my grandmother died though, my grandfather needed a shotgun to keep the widows off him.

 

[Ms_Lilith]

TOETPOYBWA

(Thinking of eating tapiocca pudding off your big white ass)

Will custard do? Get your ass over here, Marxist, I'm feeling tarty.

 

[Marxist]

I don't know about being "entirely" past peak, but it seems to be working for me. . . Maybe there's something they like about a challenge.

Listen Billy Goat, don't horn in on someone older, wiser, and Whiter than you, OK?

I've got variable annuities older than you.

 

[kotori]

that's one of god's sick little jokes: supposedly men reach the height of their sexual prowess at 18, women at 32. but ask any real gourmet: there's something to be said for aged beef.

 

[Marxist]

Will custard do? Get your ass over here, Marxist, I'm feeling tarty.

Well why didn't you say so? I'm not sure about getting there so soon though. I lost my driver's license and all I've got is this fucking golf cart.

I'll be there by Spring, doll. Wait for me.