JerseyJade
Jade
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Ther are male guards so you have that...![]()
I still don't want to go to jail.

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Ther are male guards so you have that...![]()

I still don't want to go to jail.![]()
I can truthfully say I’ve never been arrested!![]()
Me neither.


I could have a number of times...drunk driving mostly. There was one night a few of us were drunk and drove in this guys van through a trailer park. We had a couple of baseballs bats and knocked all the mailboxes of their posts and stole them. Dumped them in the yard of the principal of our high school..![]()
The closest I ever got to being arrested was when I went to a lake with a bunch of people and everyone was drinking and partying. Someone must have called the cops and when they came they found out that I was too young to be drinking. Luckily they were nice about it and let one of my friends take me home. But they could have arrested me if they wanted to, I guess.
Of course, back in the day (my kids always roll their eyes when I say that) DWIs weren’t such a big deal. If we got caught they’d just take our beer and tell us to go home. Much different today.
No, it's definitely not like that. I know people who lost their drivers license and had to pay a lot of money in fines when they got arrested. Not to mention, their car insurance got a lot more expensive, too.
. my dad would have beat my ass...I grew up in a fairly small town and my dad went to high school with most of the guys the were cops. If I got stopped for something they would tell me we’re not ticketing or arresting you...we’re gonna tell your dad. I’d be like...no please give me the ticket... my dad would have beat my ass...
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Well by then, my dad wasn't a part of our lives anymore.. and my mom, well she was too busy doing her own thing to notice what I was doing, so I didn't have to worry about that... so there's that.
Our town was small enough everybody knew your business so I was getting my ass best quite a bit as a kid. But around 7th grade I had a growth spurt and by time I was a teenager I was a bit bigger than my dad. So then I would get grounded or have the car keys taken away. Lol.

I always lived in a city, so no one knew no one.![]()



Big city girl are ya now? Have you ever seen a live cow?![]()

Yes. I have cousins who live in New York that live near farms. I never petted one, though.![]()

Lol. I haven’t either...but they’re a lot closer for me to see. Isn’t the rat the official critter of big cities?![]()

Maybe in NYC.![]()
I bet you don’t have coyotes around where you live either?

No, but we have prostitutes and drug dealers. Can you say that about where you live?![]()


Lmao.
Well, no. Living in the burbs we generally don’t see that. I’m sure our small city has them I just don’t know where they hang out.
My backyard is heavily wooded and I see turkeys, deer, a fox, and a woodchuck. But no prostitutes or drug dealers...what do they look like?![]()

They look pretty normal, actually. You would never know they were prostitutes and drug dealers.
We get squirrels and birds in our backyard.![]()

I don’t think I’d ever been desperate enough to pay...too much free porn available ya know?
Plus no telling what kind of cold you could catch...![]()

That's okay. I'm sure they get enough business, so they don't need yours.![]()


Do you have any siblings?
I have 2 younger brothers.


Are they good at giving head too? 

Jesus..there’s more of you?Are they good at giving head too?
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