I understand your concern and worry. But mules are gentle, sensitive creatures so we won’t dispose of him like in the East River or something.
Boos disappear for about a week - then are safely returned. But women are so mesmerized during that week they leave with the mule...
But don’t tell Boo...
So how long have you had this drinking problem of yours?
Drinking problem? I own the bar....
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Would you like a Rumpelstiltskin m’ lady?
Well..if you have that many I’ll have to take your car keys. Too much at stake letting young ladies drive drunk. I have a small room with a bed in the back...
I’ll write you a note for Boo....
How... um, thoughtful.
Well, he may worry. But the note will say you’ll be home late morning all clean and fresh...and muleized....
Or... the next time I go out with my friends, I'll just be the DD and not drink at all.
Oh ok. Are your friends hot?
Hardy har har....
That’s ok. I’m sure one of them will fall to the Mule’s charm. You won’t be jealous will you?
I get it - you’re gonna warn them about me?
Aha...hehehe...how bad do you want to go clubbing?
How about a road trip? Illinois isn’t shut down like Jersey...my club is open...live music...bring your friends since you are the DD...
Too far.
We could make a movie about you; action flick called The Excuse Maker...
Starring JerseyJade, DD and AA...now showing...
