AMAA - Jade

[JerseyJade]

Have you been to am art museum?

No, but I would like to one day.

 

[mulehead61]

No, but I would like to one day.

We have a very nice art museum where I live and I’ve been to MOMA in NYC. One modern piece I saw - guy unloaded a shotgun on a large canvas and circled the holes with different colors...and it hangs in a museum??

I dont get it...

 

[JerseyJade]

We have a very nice art museum where I live and I’ve been to MOMA in NYC. One modern piece I saw - guy unloaded a shotgun on a large canvas and circled the holes with different colors...and it hangs in a museum??

I dont get it...

I want to learn sculpturing someday and make a sculpture of a hard penis... but I want to practice on a real one first.. you know, to get the feel of it.

 

[mulehead61]

I want to learn sculpturing someday and make a sculpture of a hard penis... but I want to practice on a real one first.. you know, to get the feel of it.

You asking for volunteers?

Pickmepickmepickmepickemepickemepickme....pleasssssseeeeeeee....

 

[Lastingimpressions]

Not sure if this has been asked yet and I'm not about to go through 84 pages...

Pancakes or waffles?

 

[JerseyJade]

Not sure if this has been asked yet and I'm not about to go through 84 pages...

Pancakes or waffles?

Pancakes.

 

[Lastingimpressions]

Pancakes.

I once had respect for you.

 

[JerseyJade]

I once had respect for you.

Hey, I like waffles, too.

 

[mulehead61]

84 pages??? Holy crap...I’m not sure but do I get a prize for the most posts on your thread?

 

[JerseyJade]

84 pages??? Holy crap...I’m not sure but do I get a prize for the most posts on your thread?

You get a hug for helping to keep this thread alive. Everyone that comes in here to play gets a hug from me. I never thought my thread would last this long, so thank you, everyone.

Have I got the subject for you!

Lol

 

[mulehead61]

You get a hug for helping to keep this thread alive. Everyone that comes in here to play gets a hug from me. I never thought my thread would last this long, so thank you, everyone.



Lol

Is this gonna be a real hug or one of those where the bodies dont touch?

 

[JerseyJade]

First, it’s nothing to laugh at, JJ

Next, you shouldn’t be surprised your thread has thrived. You’re well liked around here! Surely you know that

Lol

Sorry. My bad.

Well I try to be nice to everyone, but I know there are some that resent me. Oh well, that's their problem, not mine.

Is this gonna be a real hug or one of those where the bodies dont touch?

Well because of Covid, it's going to have to be the kind where we don't touch... and in your case, I just don't want to get fleas.

 

[JerseyJade]

What’s to resent? It’s your sweet ass, isn’t it? Always causing trouble.

Leave my ass out of it!

 

[mulehead61]

Well because of Covid, it's going to have to be the kind where we don't touch... and in your case, I just don't want to get fleas.

Um, mules don’t get COVID...

 

[JerseyJade]

Um, mules don’t get COVID...

But Mules get fleas. Next time read the whole post.

Not possible.

 

[mulehead61]

Leave my ass out of it!

Without your ass this thread would die a slow, agonizing death... and the blowjob talk is always an interest keeper...

 

[mulehead61]

Leave my ass out of it!

But Mules get fleas. Next time read the whole post.

But you won’t die from fleas...

 

[JerseyJade]

Without your ass this thread would die a slow, agonizing death... and the blowjob talk is always an interest keeper...

It's more fun to give a blowjob than talk about it, though.

 

[JerseyJade]

More fun to receive than talk about it, too...but you take what you can get.

 

[JerseyJade]

...And since there’s presumably not a cock in your mouth or lips around my cock, I guess we’ll have to settle for talk. Lol

Well I wouldn't be here if there was.

 

[mulehead61]

...And since there’s presumably not a cock in your mouth or lips around my cock, I guess we’ll have to settle for talk. Lol

There’d be a line down the street brother! ..

 

[JerseyJade]

Or would you.
Lol

You would never know, would you?

There’d be a line down the street brother! ..

A line? Mmmmmmm.

Oh wait! I'm not your brother!

 

[JerseyJade]

Only if you told us. And that could be pretty exciting.

Yeah.... somehow I don't see myself sucking a cock and chatting on Lit at the same time.

 

[mulehead61]

...And since there’s presumably not a cock in your mouth or lips around my cock, I guess we’ll have to settle for talk. Lol

You would never know, would you?



A line? Mmmmmmm.

Oh wait! I'm not your brother!

OMG...the inspirations you provide!

Ok, we have to have a bj contest!!! Well, I mean you’d be giving the bjs...

 

[JerseyJade]

OMG...the inspirations you provide!

Ok, we have to have a bj contest!!! Well, I mean you’d be giving the bjs...

Lol hard to type and/or dictate with a cock in your mouth and your hands cupping balls. Fair point, JJ

I'm glad you agree.