AMAA - Jade

[mulehead61]

Neither. After I heard the first joke, I had to be rushed to the hospital because I was having bad stomach cramps.

Did you eat from the same burrito truck Nyx did?

 

[JerseyJade]

Did you eat from the same burrito truck Nyx did?

No, and I'm pretty sure eating a bad burrito isn't what made Nyx sick either.

 

[mulehead61]

No, and I'm pretty sure eating a bad burrito isn't what made Nyx sick either.

Well, it was a burrito...remember the mule is all knowing. You’re sure you didn’t eat this too?

https://d6ozfheqtj1tz.cloudfront.net/ChIJ93sSMwx2ToYRSNgmdNnYF98/tNLIcCFo9S.png

 

[JerseyJade]

I was looking for a pic of a sexy outfit I have worn out, but I couldn't find any where it was just me.. but I did find another "boots" selfie, so for a little bit.

 

[mulehead61]

I was looking for a pic of a sexy outfit I have worn out, but I couldn't find any where it was just me.. but I did find another "boots" selfie, so for a little bit.

Dang...that ass....

 

[NastyNyx]

I was looking for a pic of a sexy outfit I have worn out, but I couldn't find any where it was just me.. but I did find another "boots" selfie, so for a little bit.

Yep that booty

 

[JerseyJade]

Dang...that ass....

Yep that booty

Um.. I was talking about my boots!

 

[mulehead61]

Yep that booty

Can the two of you stand side by side so I can compare? No one else is here tonight...

 

[mulehead61]

Um.. I was talking about my boots!

Boots? There are boots in the picture?

 

[NastyNyx]

Um.. I was talking about my boots!

Oh right...that's what I was looking at...stupid autocorrect

 

[JerseyJade]

Boots? There are boots in the picture?

Oh right...that's what I was looking at...stupid autocorrect

Lol

 

[mulehead61]

Do you wear glasses all the time?

 

[JerseyJade]

Do you wear glasses all the time?

No, I don't wear them while I'm sucking dick or having sex.

 

[mulehead61]

No, I don't wear them while I'm sucking dick or having sex.

Haha...

Why not? You could be the hot school teacher...

 

[JerseyJade]

Haha...

Why not? You could be the hot school teacher...

Naaaa.

 

[mulehead61]

Are you into role playing at all?

 

[JerseyJade]

Are you into role playing at all?

Nope.

 

[mulehead61]

Nope.

Whew...me neither.

Have you ever tried a Moscow Mule?

 

[JerseyJade]

Whew...me neither.

Have you ever tried a Moscow Mule?

I don't even know what that is.

 

[mulehead61]

I don't even know what that is.

It’s a drink. Vodka, lime juice and ginger beer served in a copper mug. I’ve had a couple - fairly sweet drink.

Well, the ‘ol mule is heading to the barn for the night. Have a good night and talk to you later.

 

[JerseyJade]

It’s a drink. Vodka, lime juice and ginger beer served in a copper mug. I’ve had a couple - fairly sweet drink.

Well, the ‘ol mule is heading to the barn for the night. Have a good night and talk to you later.

G'night, Mule.

 

[mulehead61]

It’s Friday! What’s on the menu for breakfast today? I’m tired of oats and hay...

 

[JerseyJade]

It’s Friday! What’s on the menu for breakfast today? I’m tired of oats and hay...

Oatmeal.

 

[mulehead61]

Oatmeal.

Blah...

You’re up early...or just here early?

 

[JerseyJade]

Blah...

You’re up early...or just here early?

Just here early. I'm always up at this time.