AMAA - Jade

[mulehead61]

Not by your method.

I was joking about that. The Mule Method is much better. Guaranteed at least 2 inches or your money back.

Ok, I need you to lay on that massage table please.

 

[JerseyJade]

I was joking about that. The Mule Method is much better. Guaranteed at least 2 inches or your money back.

Ok, I need you to lay on that massage table please.

 

[mulehead61]

Hey, you want to be taller or not? And I need you to disrobe; for the Mule method to work you can’t have any clothes on.

 

[JerseyJade]

Hey, you want to be taller or not? And I need you to disrobe; for the Mule method to work you can’t have any clothes on.

Naaaa. nkycatsfan said he likes short girls, so if it's good enough for him, then I'm okay with my height. But thanks anyway.

 

[mulehead61]

Fine.

Do you want bigger boobs?

 

[JerseyJade]

Fine.

Do you want bigger boobs?

Lol

No, I want them to be smaller, actually.

 

[mulehead61]

Lol

No, I want them to be smaller, actually.

A lot of women seem to want smaller ones. Maybe we could hook you up with a guy that wants a bigger dick. We could transfer the tissue...

 

[JerseyJade]

A lot of women seem to want smaller ones. Maybe we could hook you up with a guy that wants a bigger dick. We could transfer the tissue...

How about just hooking me up with a guy that has a nice, big dick instead.

(I already know what you're gonna say to that, so forget it)

 

[mulehead61]

How about just hooking me up with a guy that has a nice, big dick instead.

(I already know what you're gonna say to that, so forget it)

Aw come on. You set yourself up and I can’t respond?

Besides you know where I live...

 

[JerseyJade]

Aw come on. You set yourself up and I can’t respond?

Besides you know where I live...

Yeah, but I don't do barn sex.

 

[mulehead61]

Yeah, but I don't do barn sex.

I understand..fleas and other critters could be in that hay. But there is a nice paddock...we could be under the stars...

 

[JerseyJade]

I understand..fleas and other critters could be in that hay. But there is a nice paddock...we could be under the stars...

I'm afraid of the dark, don't you remember?

 

[mulehead61]

I'm afraid of the dark, don't you remember?

But only when you’re alone remember...

And you want a really big mule right?

 

[WiserSoutherner]

How about just hooking me up with a guy that has a nice, big dick instead.

(I already know what you're gonna say to that, so forget it)

I am totally a big dick.....wait, erase that.

 

[JerseyJade]

But only when you’re alone remember...

And you want a really big mule right?

I don't recall saying the word, "mule".

I am totally a big dick.....wait, erase that.

 

[mulehead61]

Mule is a relative term. Didn’t want any censors deleting my post...

I’m taking a picture next to a ruler.... Check your PMs.

 

[JerseyJade]

Mule is a relative term. Didn’t want any censors deleting my post...

I’m taking a picture next to a ruler.... Check your PMs.

Oh great! Now I'm going to get ruler pics in my in box.

 

[mulehead61]

Oh great! Now I'm going to get ruler pics in my in box.

I’m trying to resize the ruler...it’s too big for your box...:

 

[JerseyJade]

I’m trying to resize the ruler...it’s too big for your box...:

I heard that before. Oh wait, you're talking about a ruler... and my inbox. Never mind.

 

[mulehead61]

I heard that before. Oh wait, you're talking about a ruler... and my inbox. Never mind.

Well, I am king...that’s a ruler right?

And it’s not returning inbox is full so i think it’s the perfect size now.

 

[JerseyJade]

Well, I am king...that’s a ruler right?

And it’s not returning inbox is full so i think it’s the perfect size now.

It was full a little while ago, but that's for another thread.

 

[mulehead61]

What is the sexiest outfit you’ve ever worn going out?

 

[JerseyJade]

What is the sexiest outfit you’ve ever worn going out?

I'm not good at describing outfits, so if I can find a pic of me wearing it and there's no one else in the pic, I'll post it for a bit.

 

[NastyNyx]

Oh great! Now I'm going to get ruler pics in my in box.

You get ruler pyx? I never get those in my inbox

 

[JerseyJade]

You get ruler pyx? I never get those in my inbox

No loss, Nyx. I've only seen ones that are just 12 inches. Didn't impress me at all.