AMAA - Jade

[JerseyJade]

Well, hey I live at least 9 hours from the closest beach; how would I know the rules?

What other rules are there?

Don't tell mules what the other rules are.

 

[mulehead61]

Don't tell mules what the other rules are.

Why not? Mules can’t come to the beach?

 

[JerseyJade]

Why not? Mules can’t come to the beach?

Only if they're wearing a diaper.

 

[mulehead61]

Only if they're wearing a diaper.

At my age that would be Depends...

What’s the grossest thing you’ve seen at the beach?

 

[JerseyJade]

At my age that would be Depends...

What’s the grossest thing you’ve seen at the beach?

An old guy masturbating.

 

[mulehead61]

An old guy masturbating.

Lmao...so everyone could see? About how old?

 

[JerseyJade]

Lmao...so everyone could see? About how old?

Well we saw him, I don't know about anyone else.

I don't know. Maybe 70ish.

 

[mulehead61]

Well we saw him, I don't know about anyone else.

I don't know. Maybe 70ish.

Have you been scarred for life from this encounter?

 

[JerseyJade]

Have you been scarred for life from this encounter?

No, I haven't even thought about it until now.

 

[mulehead61]

No, I haven't even thought about it until now.

The worst I saw was about 10 years ago on the island of St. Marteen. The beaches there are much more liberal - all are topless and one is a nude beach. Saw a 300 lb woman topless, wearing a thong...and was natural, very natural “down there”. I had nightmares for a week.

 

[NastyNyx]

He's a wimp, Nyx. You can beat him.

Lol..I think so too...but even if I can't overpower him I think I have other ways of getting the upper hand

Well the last time I got into a fight, I was maybe 19 or 20, and I was at the mall and this bitch got in my face and accused me of fucking her boyfriend. I gave her a push and she fell down an escalator. I really didn't mean for that to happen, but it did and she never got in my face again.

I almost spit my water out lol

 

[JerseyJade]

The worst I saw was about 10 years ago on the island of St. Marteen. The beaches there are much more liberal - all are topless and one is a nude beach. Saw a 300 lb woman topless, wearing a thong...and was natural, very natural “down there”. I had nightmares for a week.

I was never at a nude beach, but I was told by someone that has been, that most of the people that he sees there should not be allowed to be nude. And when he told me that, I thought to myself.. yeah, you shouldn't be allowed either.

 

[JerseyJade]

Lol..I think so too...but even if I can't overpower him I think I have other ways of getting the upper hand

I know you can. You got skillz, girl friend.

 

[mulehead61]

I was never at a nude beach, but I was told by someone that has been, that most of the people that he sees there should not be allowed to be nude. And when he told me that, I thought to myself.. yeah, you shouldn't be allowed either.

I would agree with that - it’s not a sexual thing; nudists just don’t want to wear clothes.

Would you like to live off the grid?

 

[JerseyJade]

Would you like to live off the grid?

I don't know what that means.

 

[mulehead61]

I don't know what that means.

Living away from the city - be self sustained, growing your own food, hunt for food, etc. Most of these people live miles from any city/ town.

 

[JerseyJade]

Living away from the city - be self sustained, growing your own food, hunt for food, etc. Most of these people live miles from any city/ town.

Are you trying to scare me????

 

[mulehead61]

Are you trying to scare me????

I take it you’re a city girl?

 

[JerseyJade]

I take it you’re a city girl?

Yep.

 

[mulehead61]

City girls they seem to find out early...
How to open doors with just a smile...

Did you know I sing as well?

 

[JerseyJade]

City girls they seem to find out early...
How to open doors with just a smile...

Did you know I sing as well?

No. I didn't know mules could sing.

 

[mulehead61]

No. I didn't know mules could sing.

Ah, the things I need to show you...

Have a tour coming up...wanna be a groupie?

Mule.net

 

[JerseyJade]

Ah, the things I need to show you...

Have a tour coming up...wanna be a groupie?

Mule.net

So does this actually have something to do with you?

 

[mulehead61]

So does this actually have something to do with you?

Oops..didn’t get the link.

http://mule.net

Im the lead singer...

 

[JerseyJade]

Oops..didn’t get the link.

http://mule.net

Im the lead singer...

Wow! That's so cool!